Food Fight!!!
This is my first fic and I hope it's not to bad. I got the idea last night while I was laying in bed. I'd tell you a little of what it would be about, but I think it would ruin the story. All you have to do now is curl up beside the computer, read, and enjoy!!!
~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~* The tour bus *~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*
Jack: Mom, I'm hungry. Can we stop and get something to eat?
Molly: Can't you just get something out of the fridge?
Jack: I looked in the fridge, and all we have is a block of cheddar cheese.
Fi: He's right mom. I just checked about 10 min. ago and now that cheese isn't even there. I threw it away because it was kinda moldy.
Molly: I guess we can stop somewhere.
J&F : Yes!!!!
Clu: What's going on?
Jack: Mom's going to have Ned stop to pick up some food in the next town.
Clu: Cool!!! Your the greatest Mrs. P.
Molly: So, where do you guys wanna go?
J&F: KFC!!!
M&C: KFC????!!! Gross!!!
Clu: We should go to Mc Donald's
Molly: Sorry, but I'm going to have to agree with Clu.
Fi: You think KFC is gross? Next time take a look at what your putting in your mouth.
Jack: Well, that's 2 for KFC and 2 for Mc. D. So, where are we going?
Molly: I think we need more voters. Let's go ask Ned, and Irene.
Jack: Hey Ned, where do you wanna eat? KFC, or Mc Donald's?
Ned: I think I want KFC.
J&F: We're winning!!! We're winning!!! We're winning!!!!
Clu: We still have one more person to ask.
J,F,C,&M: Irene!!!
Irene: What?
Molly: would you rather have Mc Donald's or KFC?
Irene: Mc Donald's!!!
Molly: Well, that didn't get us anywhere. It's still quite a while before we get to the next town, so why don't we go back in our rooms and think about if that's what we really want to have.
Fi: I think that's a great idea Mom!!!
Molly: You do?
Fi: Sure it is!!! It will give you guys time to come to your senses and realize that KFC is better.
~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~* Fi's Room *~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~
Fi: (lay's down on bed) I know one thing is for sure I'm not changing my mind. (falls asleep)
~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~* Fi's Dream *~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~
Fi: Where am I? (looks around and sees a wrestling mat) what's going on?
Referee: Are you ready to find out who really is the best?
Fi: The best of what?
Referee: The best choice for your dinner.
Fi: Do you mean there is going to be a fight between KFC and McDonalds?
Referee: There sure is.
Ronald McDonald: Where's he at? Tell me where that little old chicken man is!!
Colonel Sanders: I'm right here burger boy!!!
Ronald McDonald: Bring it on old man!
Colonel Sanders: Listen up you stupid clown, I'm going to beat you like your mother never did!
Ronald McDonald: You just think you have nice thighs and breasts, but they are just old and crusty.
Colonel Sanders: Well, they're better than your so called hot buns!!!
Ronald McDonald: You know you want buns as good as mine!!!
Colonel Sanders: I don't want those dirty things.
Ronald McDonald: Don't be starting beef with me chicken boy.
Colonel Sanders: I ain't no boy!!! I'm a man!!!
Ronald McDonald: Whatever... (they fight)
Referee: and the winner is.......... (Fi wakes up)
~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~* Fi's Room *~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~
Molly: Fi? Are you awake?
Fi: yeah
Molly: It's time for everyone to say where they wanna eat.
Fi: ok
Molly: Has everyone made their decision?
Everyone: Yes
Molly: Jack?
Jack: KFC
Molly: Clu?
Clu: McDonalds
Molly: Ned?
Ned: KFC
Molly: Irene?
Irene: Mcdonalds
Molly: I picked McDonalds. Fi, the choice is yours.
Fi: Well, I had a dream a minute ago that helped me decide.
Molly: and what did you decide?
Fi: I realized that Ronald's buns were hotter than the Colonel's breasts.
Everyone: huh?
Fi: I picked McDonalds
THE END
This is my first fic and I hope it's not to bad. I got the idea last night while I was laying in bed. I'd tell you a little of what it would be about, but I think it would ruin the story. All you have to do now is curl up beside the computer, read, and enjoy!!!
~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~* The tour bus *~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*
Jack: Mom, I'm hungry. Can we stop and get something to eat?
Molly: Can't you just get something out of the fridge?
Jack: I looked in the fridge, and all we have is a block of cheddar cheese.
Fi: He's right mom. I just checked about 10 min. ago and now that cheese isn't even there. I threw it away because it was kinda moldy.
Molly: I guess we can stop somewhere.
J&F : Yes!!!!
Clu: What's going on?
Jack: Mom's going to have Ned stop to pick up some food in the next town.
Clu: Cool!!! Your the greatest Mrs. P.
Molly: So, where do you guys wanna go?
J&F: KFC!!!
M&C: KFC????!!! Gross!!!
Clu: We should go to Mc Donald's
Molly: Sorry, but I'm going to have to agree with Clu.
Fi: You think KFC is gross? Next time take a look at what your putting in your mouth.
Jack: Well, that's 2 for KFC and 2 for Mc. D. So, where are we going?
Molly: I think we need more voters. Let's go ask Ned, and Irene.
Jack: Hey Ned, where do you wanna eat? KFC, or Mc Donald's?
Ned: I think I want KFC.
J&F: We're winning!!! We're winning!!! We're winning!!!!
Clu: We still have one more person to ask.
J,F,C,&M: Irene!!!
Irene: What?
Molly: would you rather have Mc Donald's or KFC?
Irene: Mc Donald's!!!
Molly: Well, that didn't get us anywhere. It's still quite a while before we get to the next town, so why don't we go back in our rooms and think about if that's what we really want to have.
Fi: I think that's a great idea Mom!!!
Molly: You do?
Fi: Sure it is!!! It will give you guys time to come to your senses and realize that KFC is better.
~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~* Fi's Room *~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~
Fi: (lay's down on bed) I know one thing is for sure I'm not changing my mind. (falls asleep)
~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~* Fi's Dream *~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~
Fi: Where am I? (looks around and sees a wrestling mat) what's going on?
Referee: Are you ready to find out who really is the best?
Fi: The best of what?
Referee: The best choice for your dinner.
Fi: Do you mean there is going to be a fight between KFC and McDonalds?
Referee: There sure is.
Ronald McDonald: Where's he at? Tell me where that little old chicken man is!!
Colonel Sanders: I'm right here burger boy!!!
Ronald McDonald: Bring it on old man!
Colonel Sanders: Listen up you stupid clown, I'm going to beat you like your mother never did!
Ronald McDonald: You just think you have nice thighs and breasts, but they are just old and crusty.
Colonel Sanders: Well, they're better than your so called hot buns!!!
Ronald McDonald: You know you want buns as good as mine!!!
Colonel Sanders: I don't want those dirty things.
Ronald McDonald: Don't be starting beef with me chicken boy.
Colonel Sanders: I ain't no boy!!! I'm a man!!!
Ronald McDonald: Whatever... (they fight)
Referee: and the winner is.......... (Fi wakes up)
~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~* Fi's Room *~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~
Molly: Fi? Are you awake?
Fi: yeah
Molly: It's time for everyone to say where they wanna eat.
Fi: ok
Molly: Has everyone made their decision?
Everyone: Yes
Molly: Jack?
Jack: KFC
Molly: Clu?
Clu: McDonalds
Molly: Ned?
Ned: KFC
Molly: Irene?
Irene: Mcdonalds
Molly: I picked McDonalds. Fi, the choice is yours.
Fi: Well, I had a dream a minute ago that helped me decide.
Molly: and what did you decide?
Fi: I realized that Ronald's buns were hotter than the Colonel's breasts.
Everyone: huh?
Fi: I picked McDonalds
THE END