TALK SHOW THERAPY By: xxxcrazykittyxxx
CHAPTER II: YuYu Hakusho
Mai: Hello and welcome to TALK SHOW THERAPY! I'm your host, Mai!
Audience: *cheers* GO MAI!!!
Mai: Today we have Yusuke, Kieko, Kuwabara, and Yukina. Say hello.
Yusuke: No.
Keiko: *in a warning tone* Yusuke.
Everyone (including Yusuke): Hello!
Mai: Alright then. Let's start with Yusuke and Kieko. Kieko?
Kieko: Yes Mai?
Mai: What bothers you most about Yusuke?
Kieko: I'm always left to worry when he's away on his missions. I'm always afraid that he's going to get hurt, or die again.
Mai: Acceptable. Yusuke? Same question. What bothers you most about Kieko?
Yusuke: She yells at me too much.
Mai: Okay. Kieko, try not to yell.
Kieko: I'll try.
Mai: Good. Yusuke, call Kieko every once in a while on your missions or contact her in some way. Let her know that you're safe. Or, when you can, bring her along.
Yusuke: Fine.
Mai: Now then, Kuwabara, what bothers you most about Yukina?
Kuwabara: Why nothing! My Yukina is absolutely perfect!
Mai: Okay.Yukina?
Yukina: *smiles sweetly*
Mai: What bothers you about Kuwabara?
Yukina: Nothing much. He just gets a little too enthusiastic sometimes.
Mai: Alright. Then why do you keep rejecting him?
Yukina: I already have a boyfriend. He's just a friend.
Mai: Who's your boyfriend?
Yukina: *takes a deep breath* Karasu.
Mai: Then you two can leave. We'll have another couple come onto the show.
*Two people walk out. They're very short.*
It's teenage Genkai and Hiei!
Yusuke: Genkai? Hiei? You're going out? *faints*
Hiei: What made you think that? I was told I'd get sweet snow if I came on this ningen show.
Genkai: I'm too young to buy them myself, so they were going to give me booze and ciggies. Though Hiei is really, really, really hot.
Hiei and Genkai start making out on international television.
Mai: Okay you two. We'll bring out Sakyo and Shizuru.
Sakyo: What? Shizuru and I don't have any problems, do we sweetheart?
Shizuru: None at all dearest.
They two start making out.
Mai: Okay, that's it for YuYu Hakusho! Come back next time! Bye! Next we'll have Dragon Ball Z!
Mai: Hello and welcome to TALK SHOW THERAPY! I'm your host, Mai!
Audience: *cheers* GO MAI!!!
Mai: Today we have Yusuke, Kieko, Kuwabara, and Yukina. Say hello.
Yusuke: No.
Keiko: *in a warning tone* Yusuke.
Everyone (including Yusuke): Hello!
Mai: Alright then. Let's start with Yusuke and Kieko. Kieko?
Kieko: Yes Mai?
Mai: What bothers you most about Yusuke?
Kieko: I'm always left to worry when he's away on his missions. I'm always afraid that he's going to get hurt, or die again.
Mai: Acceptable. Yusuke? Same question. What bothers you most about Kieko?
Yusuke: She yells at me too much.
Mai: Okay. Kieko, try not to yell.
Kieko: I'll try.
Mai: Good. Yusuke, call Kieko every once in a while on your missions or contact her in some way. Let her know that you're safe. Or, when you can, bring her along.
Yusuke: Fine.
Mai: Now then, Kuwabara, what bothers you most about Yukina?
Kuwabara: Why nothing! My Yukina is absolutely perfect!
Mai: Okay.Yukina?
Yukina: *smiles sweetly*
Mai: What bothers you about Kuwabara?
Yukina: Nothing much. He just gets a little too enthusiastic sometimes.
Mai: Alright. Then why do you keep rejecting him?
Yukina: I already have a boyfriend. He's just a friend.
Mai: Who's your boyfriend?
Yukina: *takes a deep breath* Karasu.
Mai: Then you two can leave. We'll have another couple come onto the show.
*Two people walk out. They're very short.*
It's teenage Genkai and Hiei!
Yusuke: Genkai? Hiei? You're going out? *faints*
Hiei: What made you think that? I was told I'd get sweet snow if I came on this ningen show.
Genkai: I'm too young to buy them myself, so they were going to give me booze and ciggies. Though Hiei is really, really, really hot.
Hiei and Genkai start making out on international television.
Mai: Okay you two. We'll bring out Sakyo and Shizuru.
Sakyo: What? Shizuru and I don't have any problems, do we sweetheart?
Shizuru: None at all dearest.
They two start making out.
Mai: Okay, that's it for YuYu Hakusho! Come back next time! Bye! Next we'll have Dragon Ball Z!