It's a rather crowded evening in the Atlantica bar. But for some reason it's not very lively! Tonight was supposedly Kareoke night. But after that near-traumatic experience the player went through when they had to endure that Atlantica musical section of the game; no one really dared to sing again.
It's been a few weeks after The World that Never Was fell and Organization XIII dissolved. Although its members were defeated, they managed to hang on. However their power is all gone and they remain nobodies.
But even after their hostile takeover, the using of Sora to get them hearts; and plus Mickey runs a rather naively lax kingdom they weren't being punished in the least.
In fact Saix and Larxene, the Organization's real psychos, we're sitting at the Atlantica bar having some drinks. Larxene obviously was the liveliest. Saix however, was more or less the equivalent of a stone wall. He claims it's cause he has no heart, but if you want my opinion, it has something to do with the fact Demyx and Xigbar bugged the Hell out of him in the Organization.
"Hey Saix!" Larxene whined. "You promised you'd get up and sing tonight!"
"Why would you want me of all people to sing?" Saix said in his usual unemotional voice.
"Not that I think you have a good voice." Larxene smiled. "I just think it'd be funny watching a stiff like you actually try and get in a few bars. Hell I think it'd be a hoot watching you sing 'If you wanna be Lover.' You'd look gay but funny as Hell!"
Larxene giggled, but then saw Saix's murderous eyes looking deep into hers as if he was ready to go berserk! Larxene just slumped back into her chair.
"Ok! Ok!" She sighed. "It was just a thought."
"It's better this way!" Saix grumbled. "I'm not much into singing. Especially when Xigbar does…"
At that moment, the doors slammed open as a cloaked figures kicked them! He revealed the hood back and spread his arms out wide.
"Oh yeah! Xigbar's in da house bitches!" He yelled.
Surely enough it was Xigbar.
"Yeah! Yeah! Now the party can really start now that the Xigman's on the floor! You all know I'm the baddest mutha' in the Organization cause I'm Xigbar bitches, I'm freakin' tight!" He continued to yell.
Saix sighed and whispered to Larxene.
"If you even so much as think to let him know we're here I'll…" He snarled at Larxene.
Larxene of course ignored him and yelled at Xigbar.
"Hey Xiggy! Over here!" Larxene yelled.
"Dammit." Saix mumbled under his breath.
Xigbar rushed over and looked at Larxene!
"Ah Larxene ma baby you lookin' tight! And hey Saix whassup my ni…" Xigbar started.
"Call me that and I'll rip your head off." Saix growled.
"Man ain't that a bitch!" Xigbar sighed. "Sounds you didn't get a freakin' heart yet! Someone's not cashing in his chips for a bypass surgery!"
"I don't "NEED" surgery to get a heart." Saix growled. "I just need to find a way to get more hearts from any remaining Heartless."
"Hello!" Larxene called. "That freaking thing's over with! Get with the program Saix!"
"…………….." Saix just mumbled under his breath!
Xigbar looked at the Kareoke stage.
"What up?" He cried. "How come no one's getting down with their bad selves tonight?"
"Probably cause the last performance at Atlantica was so gay, no one wants to sing again!" Larxene said.
"I know how it is." Xigbar said. "Plus you know what everyone's thinking. They're thinking, 'Where the f(beep)k the Organization go! Those suckas were tight! I don't wanna be under some damn Disney regime! Bring back the Organization cause I don't want da Mouse to run my ass!"
"Whatever!" Larxene said. "Keeping the Organization together without getting back stabbed or beaten by a kid was a bitch enough as it was."
"Well you know what I don't give a damn." Xigbar yelled. "Cause Xigbar's in the house bitches and we're gonna rock this mutha!"
Xigbar teleported to the stage and yelled into the microphone!
"Hey all you sorry ass sons-of-bitches!" Xigbar yelled. "Stop feeling all honked and get up and get down! Cause Xigbar's in the house and I just want all of us to jam! This is freakin' Kareoke night, let's make it like we really mean it!"
"I wish he wouldn't do that." Saix grumbled.
"Why?" Larxene giggled. "So everyone in this house could remain like you? Emotionless and no fun at all?"
"……………." Saix just mumbled.
"You know who the freak I am? I'm Xigbar bitches!" Xigbar yelled. "Look at this here! Look at my eye patch, my hair and my freaking trench coat! This is friggin' 'Highlander' we're talkin' about dammit! And that stuff just reminds of the golden times all you hipsters called the 80's! And I like to kick this song I'm about to sing ol' school cause I'm Xigbar bitches, and I can sing whatever the Hell I want!"
Xigbar's antics were really starting to get people's attention. The soon dead crowd was now looking at him.
(Author's Note: Xigbar's attitude has to be credited to the inspiration I got from My Way Parody's "Juggernaut Bitch!" Although for standards, it's much more tame.)
"So you all listen up and jam, cause I'm Xigbar and this song's 'bout me cause I'm the baddest mutha in the Organization! Hit it Bitches!" Xigbar yelled.
The band then began to play the first song of the evening and xigbar began to dance and sing.
II Xigbar's Song
'Sniping From the Roof'
(Sung to the tune of Duran Duran's 'Hungry Like the Wolf')
Now I am the second Organization member!
But it's my crazy gunplay that you'll remember!
Do-Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do!
I don't care if this is a Disney-themed game!
Cause without snipers or guns it would be lame!
Do-Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do!
I shoot all around!
In every direction that there is!
From there you can't tell!
Cause I'm fast as Hell!
And I'm Sniping from the Roof!
I let my guns rip!
Through my space trip!
All of the bullets are after you!
I warp through the air!
And fire without a care!
And I'm Sniping on the Roof!
Now I really put Sora and his buds in a stitch!
Cause I'm one fast sharp shooting son-of-a-bitch!
Do-Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do!
No escaping for Sora from my big guns!
I'm busy ripping him, Donald and Goofy some new ones!
Do-Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do!
Sora feels the fear!
As the bullets fly past his head!
No escape from the storm!
As the bullets all swarm!
And I'm Sniping from the Roof!
It sends him a chill!
As I fire at will!
In every direction the bullets fly!
My moves are so tight!
All Matrix-like!
And I'm Sniping from the Roof!
Sniping on the Roof!
Sniping on the Roof!
Sniping on the Roof!
You're now in plain sight!
There is no running from my view!
You're now in a scrape!
And there's no escape!
And I'm Sniping from the Roof!
I let my guns rip!
Through my space trip!
All of the bullets are after you!
I warp through the air!
And fire without a care!
And I'm Sniping on the Roof!
After the song finished the crowd seemed lively. Cheers and screams of joy came from the audience. The boring night was about to end and a night full of songs would soon commence.
Xigbar bowed and gave out a peace sign.
"Yeah this is Xigbar bitches! You know I'm tight for breaking the silence!" Xigbar yelled. "I'm hoping my main members of the former Organization XIII are willing to get up here and share a song too."
Sure enough Larxene stood right by Xigbar.
"Gladly." She gleamed.
"Oh yeah! That's what I like! Larxene ma baby! Give these suckas another song!" xigbar said handing the microphone to Larxene.
The crowd cheered and rooted for Larxene. All except for Saix, who seemed to not care. However, he was looking at the stage now.
Larxene grabbed the microphone and spoke to the audience.
"I just wanted to say that I know alotta of you think I'm mean, sadistic and cruel." She said.
The audience was silenced.
"Well you know what I think of that?" Larxene said. "You're all right! It's just the way I am so lemme just sing this song and maybe you'll have a little bit more respect for the electric sadist I am! Hit it!"
The music began to play and Larxene began to sing.
XII Larxene's Song
'Masochist Girl'
(Sung to the tune of Madonna's 'Material Girl')
The Organization thinks I'm a bitch
Well I don't care if they're right!
Cause administering pain and torture
Is just a pure delight!
To be the electric dominatrix
Is really a big blast!
And I don't care if I get hurt in the fight
I just want all the pain to last!
Cause I am living in the Masochist World
And I am a Masochist Girl!
You know that I am living in the Masochist World!
And I am a Masochist Girl!
The look on Sora's face was a hoot
When I bitch slapped Namine!
(Away)
And seeing him writhe as I shocked him
Really turned me on, I must say!
Sora's not the only one being tortured
The gamer's feeling the pain too!
(It's true!)
Cause they gotta fight me in all their ire
Right after fourth round Riku!
You know that they are living in the Masochist World
And I am a Masochist Girl!
You know that we are living in the Masochist World
And I am a Masochist Girl!
It was a fun fight while it lasted
But it seems I naturally lost!
It looks like it would be the final time
I'd show boys who's the boss!
My fate is still being a nobody
But the fans don't seem to care!
As I vanish into obscurity
And drawn into hentai everywhere!
No longer am I living in the Masochist World
No longer a Masochist Girl!
No longer am I living in the Masochist World!
No longer a Masochist Girl!
Living in the Masochist World!
And I am a Masochist Girl!
You know that I was living in the Masochist World!
And I was a Masochist Girl!
When the song ended the crowd all cheered. Larxene bowed and stuck her tongue out.
"Thank you! Power to all the sadists like me everywhere! WHOO!" She screamed.
Larxene went down by the bar to where Xigbar was.
"Yeah! Nothing more than I like having a bitch admit she's a bitch!" xigbar said.
"Just gotta be me!" Larxene said. "Hey, where'd Saix go?"
"Dunno." Xigbar said. "Probablly didn't like our singing and went to go bitch to the Superior again to stop us from bustin' out some more toons. Personally if I wasn't in such a good mood I woulda beat the shi…"
"Excuse me." A familiar voice called from the stage.
Xigbar looked up to see a figure standing on the stage.
"What the fu…Saix?" Xigbar called out.
It was indeed Saix standing on the stage.
"I know I am emotionless and have no heart. But I feel that tonight is special." Saix said. "So whether you like it or not, I got a song I'd like to sing. And I hope Sora's somewhere in the audience cause this message was intended for him."
"What's his beef?" Larxene said. "Is Sora here tonight?"
"I think Saix is just losing it." Xigbar replied.
"And if Sora doesn't hear it, then no big deal." Saix continued. "I just need to let it off my chest and then you'd understand why I'm pretty upset right now after Kingdom Hearts…"
"Hey shut up and sing the song you laffy daffy motherfu…." Xigbar called out.
"Ok!" Saix yelled. Then calming himself he spoke again. "Here it is."
The music began to play, and if you can believe it or not, Saix began to sing.
VII Saix's Song
'From the Bad Moon in the Sky'
(Sung to the tune of Clearance Clearwater's 'Bad Moon a Rising')
I am, a man searching for a heart
I know, the Heartless are my key
In forming the Giant Kingdom Heart
So I no longer, will be a nobody!
Boy, tear those Heartless apart!
So I can go and get my heart!
From the Bad Moon in the Sky!
Oh Boy, you better take my request!
Oh Boy, you better think it carefully!
If not, you'll end up like the rest!
And bad things will happen to your Kairi!
Boy, tear those Heartless apart!
So I can go and get my heart!
From the Bad Moon in the Sky!
Boy you, don't want to feel my vengeance
From the power the moon has to lend!
As a Berserker, I'm really quite relentless!
Get those hearts or you will meet your end!
Boy, tear those Heartless apart!
So I can go and get my heart!
From the Bad Moon in the sky!
Boy, tear those Heartless apart!
So I can go and get my heart!
From the Bad Moon in the sky!
The song finished and the crowd cheered. Saix bowed and said nothing as he walked off stage.
Saix then walked over to Xigbar.
"There. I hope that made you happy." Saix said.
"Huh?" Xigbar asked.
"I sang. I got down…..with…it." Saix said. "So I hope it made you happy….bitch." Saix said in his usual voice.
Larxene giggled.
"Personally..." Larxene said. "I think you sounded better when you didn't sing at all."
"The bitch has a point you know." Xigbar said. "You're just not cut out for it."
"…Whatever." Saix growled. "I sang so drop it."
"Ok man but I…" Xigbar began.
"I said 'Drop it!'" Saix growled.
He then sat down and ordered another drink without talking to Xigbar or Larxene.
"Damn." Xigbar said. "Someone get this sucka a heart quick."
"Actually if you gave him a heart I think he'd be even scarier. I don't wanna know what a happy Saix would be like." Larxene said.
At that time, two cloaked figures entered the bar and noticed a more lively crowd than usual. Revealing their faces they were Axel and Roxas.
(Stay tuned for the next chapter, because Roxas and Axel got a few tunes to sing themselves.)