Moves Like Baron

by JenthGrek710

Turns out Snow Dance wasn't my only Cat Returns fanfiction. This is actually a parody. (For those of you who know me, yes, I did write this on my own. It was HARD, but I did it.) This is pretty much just the movie in song form with a little bit of Baron&Haru as well. Hope you all enjoy.

All credit goes to the people responsible for making the following videos and The Cat Returns. I own nothing but the parody itself.

This is the best I could do with the format problem. Sorry. I hope you still like it anyway.

Here's the video that inspired this work: watch?v=p0fRgwSYFEY

And here's the version of the song I used as the basis for the parody: watch?v=ptlR3aPOdPE Enjoy.

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Moves Like Baron

An oncoming truck…

And saving a cat was your luck…

Nothing's gone right; cats entered your life-

Now they want you, as their prince's wife…

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You don't want to go…

The Cat Bureau, will help you Haru…

With your problem-

Toto and Muta-

And me; don't worry-

I'll make you some tea…

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We'll get you through this-

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Take me by the hand and I'll show you…

Trust in yourself like I told you-

See my moves like Baron-

I got them moves like Baron-

I got them mo-o-o-o-oves like Baron…

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I want you to know that I'll help you…

Look into my eyes my dear Haru-

All my moves like Baron-

I got them moves like Baron-

I got them mo-o-o-o-oves like Baron…

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I'll guide you home…

Through this maze you, won't do it alone…

I'll protect you-

From guards attacking-

From that crazy king-

An insane wedding…

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Don't worry at all…

I'll be sure to, catch you if you fall…

Up the tower-

I will carry you-

There's nothing to fear-

I'll always be near…

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I'll get you through this-

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Take me by the hand and I'll show you…

Trust in yourself like I told you-

See my moves like Baron-

I got them moves like Baron-

I got them mo-o-o-o-oves like Baron…

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I want you to know that I'll help you…

Look into my eyes my dear Haru-

All my moves like Baron-

I got them moves like Baron-

I got them mo-o-o-o-oves like Baron…

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You are so cool, you came back for me-

I trust you, and like your special tea-

And maybe the Cat Bureau,

Was where I needed to go,

To belong, to feel at home…

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I'm glad you're here-

To help me get home-

Dance with me, my Baron, hold me tight-

When I look into your eyes,

I trust myself and realize,

I just want you as mine…

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And give you a kiss-

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Take me by the hand and I'll show you…

Trust in yourself like I told you-

See my moves like Baron-

I got them moves like Baron-

I got them mo-o-o-o-oves like Baron…

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I want you to know that I'll help you…

Look into my eyes my dear Haru-

All my moves like Baron-

I got them moves like Baron-

I got them mo-o-o-o-oves like Baron…