SAGA OF THE INSANE FROG
Rating: PG
Author's Note: *is having trouble not laughing* I can't believe I'm posting this. This is what come out of my warped mind when my friend Kelsey and I likened our Bible teacher to Joyrock in his frog form on the Slayers movie, "Slayers Perfect." *rolls on floor laughing hysterically* You might have trouble getting it cuz you gotta know some of the people.
Once upon a 21st century, there lived an insane frog. This frog was a shapeshifter…so he wasn't really a frog…whatever. The frog was just the form he liked to take most often. This frog had this insane smile that went up to the top of his head and made his face about a yard wide. It's a very insane sight…it'll make you start laughing hysterically…I'm speaking from personal experience here. Very, very, very, insane frog.
This frog had another favorite form. This was the form of a Bible teacher named Mr. Jackson… *author looks at all the people giving her weird looks and says, "What?!"*
So the whole seventh grade had an insane frog teaching their Bible class. Fun, huh? Actually this frog was pretty smart.
On the last day of school Mr. J. had decided to stop teaching school and go back to just terrorizing the other frogs at the pond.
Fifteen minutes before the bell would ring he threw candy at the class, knocking several students out, then her turned himself into a frog and levitated himself towards the ceiling. A foot from the ceiling his levitation powers gave out and he fell to the floor, landing on his face. He hopped back up with a huge frown on his face. In a split second the frown changed to that insane smile and he began to laugh. He began to hop around the room. *boing boing* Some students just sat and stared. Some ran out of the room screaming. Pat tried to catch the frog. Then Mr. J. tried to hop out the window, not realizing it was shut. *splat* He fell back onto the ground and tried again. *splat* Tried again. *splat* Tried again. *splat* Tried again. *splat* Tried again. This time he broke the glass and flew through the window to land on the pavement in the parking lot 2 stories below. Then he was run over by Mrs. Biederman's truck. *gooshy splat* (Author: Poor frog…)
Pat then ran out the door with a bucket and a spatula and scraped Mr. Jackson off the blacktop and dumped him in the bucket. And then Pat ran off to who knows where. (Author: Hopefully, Jessie's locker. *evil laughter*)
AN: *is rolling on floor laughing* I'm imagining what would happen if the real Mr. Jackson ever found this story. WAHAHAHAHA! Please review! YEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!