Ok, so I just thought these up while I was eating Afternoon tea, and so I've written them down. This is a collection of stupid, obvious commonsense. :P
Hobbits are generally overweight, therefor, if I am overweight then I must be a Hobbit.
Legolas is hot. He is also a blonde, therefor, if I am a blonde I must be hot.
Silvan elves kill spiders, therefor, if I kill this spider over here I must be a Silvan elf.
Elrond throws eyebrow insults, therefor, if I throw eyebrow insults I must be some close relation of his.
Wizards are subtle and quick to anger, therefor, if I am subtle and quick to anger I must be a Wizard.
Eowyn, frustrated with Aragorn, rides into battle, gets injured, and finds her true love, therefor, if I want to find my true love I must ride into battle and preferably get mortally wounded.
Aragorn wears a necklace and is, like, the manliest man in Middle Earth, therefor, if I wear a necklace I must be the manliest man in Middle Earth.
Peter Jackson slaughtered Faramir's lovely character, therefor, if I slaughter a beloved character I must be Peter Jackson.
All the good guys drink a lot, therefor, if I drink a lot I must be one of the good guys.
Boromir carries a white horn with him everywhere he goes, therefor, if I carry around a white horn with me wherever I go I must be Boromir.
Theoden receives healing from Gandalf shortly before he dies, therefor, I should not accept healing from Gandalf unless I am ready to die.
Arwen kisses Aragorn in front of millions of people right before she becomes Queen, therefor, if I kiss my boyfriend in front of millions of people I must become Queen.
Legolas has different colored contact-lenses, therefor, if I have different colored contact-lenses I must be Legolas.
Galadriel is a pretty woman who can talk in people's minds, therefor, if I am a pretty woman I must be able to talk in people's minds.
The Nazgul are very scary and hiss at people, therefor, if I hiss at people I must be very scary.
Pippin and Merry drink liquid they find under trees and get taller, therefor, if I drink liquid found under trees I must get taller.
Legolas can survive surfing down a stair-case on a shield, therefor, so can I.
Dwarves hate elves, therefor, if I am an elf-basher then I must be a dwarf.
Please Review if you liked, don't if you didn't.
I can't make any promises about updating this, I only will if I get more ideas.
:P
Hannon le,
~Thurin