You do not steal tomatoes from Romano.
Spain and him will chase you and try to kill you.
Prussia and France may join in for the hell of it.
If you harm France, England will soon also be chasing after you, insisting he's the only one allowed to hurt France.
If you harm Prussia, Germany will come hunt you down.
If you somehow hurt Germany, Italy will start crying and Romano will hate you even more, as well as Japan, who will hunt you down.
If you hurt England, you'll have America and Canada to answer to.
If you hurt America, China will come after you because America has to pay his debt off before he can die.
If you hurt China, Russia will come after you. Because he's Russia. South Korea may also join in.
If you hurt South Korea, Hong Kong will come after you, as deep down, he cares about the kid, however annoying he may be.
If you somehow hurt Russia, you'll have to face the wrath of Belarus and Ukraine.
If you hurt Belarus, you'll have the Baltic states to contend to, as Belarus was the only thing that could make Russia stop torturing them, as when he sees her he runs away in fear.
If you harm the Baltic states, Poland will come after you. Because you like, totally are not allowed to hurt Liet.
If you hurt Poland, Hungary will come after you, for harming her "gal pal".
If any harm comes to Hungary, Austria will be on you.
If Austria gets hurt, Switzerland will shoot you. If Liechtenstein somehow gets involved, Switzerland will shoot you.
Therefore, never steal Romano's tomatoes, or somehow even those who hate him will get involved in the hunt for you.
And don't even get me started on what will happen if you try to tell England his unicorn and Flying Mint Bunny, as well as his other...non-human friends, aren't real.
A/N:
I have no idea what this is...I was trying to think of prompts, and somehow this happened. So, should I tell the story about what will happen if you say Flying Mint Bunny isn't real within England's earshot? Please review, even though this is extremely stupid (I blame a lack of tea and/or soda, when I typed this I was tired, and wasn't drinking tea/soda to help keep me up...) I would still love reviews! I'll give you a tomato! (But not one of Romano's...*is shot*) *Rises from the dead* Also, feel free to suggest Hetalia prompts! I'll gladly try my hand at just about any prompt. Also, if you want a better sample of how I write, feel free to check my other Hetalia story! Thanks for reading!
P.s. Sorry if I made any stupid errors, this, as most of my works are, is un-beta'd.