So this is what happens when I'm bored in math class. Just a bunch of randomness made up by my head.
Milton David Krupnick is online
Kim A. Crawford is online
"The Playa" Eddie is online
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry is online
JackarateB is online
Kim A. Crawford: Milton, you are WRONG! (:
JackarateB: Milton's wrong?
"The Playa" Eddie: But he's never wrong!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: What's going on?
Milton David Krupnick: I am not wrong.
Kim A. Crawford: Yes you are! I talked to our teacher and Lamarck's theory was wrong.
JackarateB: Wait, Lamarck? Like, that guy that we were talking about in Biology?
"The Playa" Eddie: ?
Milton David Krupnick: Look, Kim, Lamarck was right!
Kim A. Crawford: So you're saying, if I dye my hair purple and pink, and Jack dyes his hair red and blue, and we have a child, it will have rainbow clown hair?
JackarateB: Clown hair?! Kim, we're giving that kid up for adoption.
Milton David Krupnick: Kim, that's not my point.
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Wait, you guys are having clown babies? I knew you guys had a thing! (; I've gotta go get my rainbow mullet wig so I can be a clown uncle!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry logged off at 8:38
Kim A. Crawford: O.O
"The Playa" Eddie: Awkwaaard!
JackarateB: He really has a mullet clown wig?!
Kim A. Crawford: I guess so.
"The Playa" Eddie: So wait, you and Jack have a thing now?
Kim A. Crawford: Whaaaat? Nooooo.
JackarateB: Kim you are a horrible liar.
"The Playa" Eddie: So there is something going on! (;
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry is online
Kim A. Crawford: No. There is nothing. I repeat NOTHING.
JackarateB: Absolutely Nodda.
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Well congratz Kim!
Kim A. Crawford: ?
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Well you and Jack have a thing!
Kim A. Crawford: We just told you nothing was going on!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Well then what does nodda mean Kim? I'm not stupid.
JackarateB: *Insert face palm*
Kim A. Crawford: You are a idiot.
Milton David Krupnick: It's an Kim.
Kim A. Crawford: Shut it!
"The Playa" Eddie: Long time no type Milton.
Milton David Krupnick: Sorry. I was grabbing my science book to study while I chat with you guys.
JackarateB: But we don't have a test for another 2 weeks… /:
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Nerd.
Milton David Krupnick: One can never be too prepared!
Kim A. Crawford: Suuuure…
"The Playa" Eddie: Listen guys, I gotta go, my mom says I've gotta go to bed.
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Momma's boy, Momma's boy!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Oooh, I gotta go too! I'm helping my mom paint unicorns! It's swag yo!
"The Playa" Eddie logged off at 8:51
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry logged off at 8:52
JackarateB: And he says Eddie's a momma's boy? And why is he painting unicorns in the first place?
Kim A. Crawford: Just don't question it. Anyway, I think it's sweet that he's helping his mom!
JackarateB: … :/
Kim A. Crawford: Shut up Jack. I know you're smirking.
JackarateB: You do not know what I'm doing.
Kim A. Crawford: No? Well, I can always go downstairs to my sister's window and look into your room.
JackarateB: That's just creepy Kim. Ever heard of privacy?
Kim A. Crawford: You're just lucky my sister's 5 and has no interest in boys whatsoever or you would never have a moment of privacy! Speaking of privacy, ha! You're a hypocrite!
JackarateB: How am I a hypocrite?
Milton David Krupnick: …
Kim A. Crawford: Because you're the only neighbor I've ever known who will randomly wake me up by pouring ice water on my head. At 5 in the morning. On a Saturday. And you didn't even come through the front door.
Milton David Krupnick: I think I'll go soon. This is awkward…
JackarateB: How do you know I didn't use the front door?
Kim A. Crawford: Jack, my mom didn't even know you had been in my house at all that day. And you're lucky.
Milton David Krupnick logged off at 9:24
JackarateB: And why would that be Kimmy?
Kim A Crawford: Oh, let's see Jackie.
JackarateB: Jackie? Not cool.
Kim A. Crawford: If my mom knows something, my dad is automatically told. And a boy in my room at 5ish in the morning is probably against the rules.
JackarateB: Wuss.
Kim A. Crawford: Let's get some things straight. First, no one calls me a wuss. And I mean no one. Second, how did you even get into my room?
JackarateB: Ever noticed the GIGANTIC WALL of IVY on the side of your house?
Kim A. Crawford: Ok, I'll admit that was a dumb question. But you're still stupid.
JackarateB: Why? You can't handle this much awesomeness in the morning?
Kim A. Crawford: No, Mr. Cocky.
JackarateB: Then what?
Kim A. Crawford: Gee, I don't know! What if, instead of sleeping, I had been, I don't know, TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF?!
JackarateB: O.O
JackarateB: Eh. Still would've come in.
Kim A. Crawford: Pervert.
JackarateB: Ouch Kim! Go easy on me! I think I'm wounded!
Kim A. Crawford: Whatever.
JackarateB: Oooh, do you need an icy wakeup call tomorrow too?
JackarateB: Kim, are you giving me the silent treatment?
JackarateB: Kim!
JackarateB: Kimmy!
JackarateB: Kimberly!
JackarateB: Kimberly Anne!
JackarateB: Kimberly Anne Crawford!
JackarateB: Kimmy-cub!
JackarateB: Kimmy-bear!
JackarateB: Kimmy-cat!
JackarateB: Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy!
JackarateB: Fine then. You asked for it. I'm coming over. And I'm bringing, (pause for dramatic effect), the Tickle Monster!
JackarateB: Your 15 seconds begin now. And I know that you can't come out of your room since it's past your curfew! *grins wickedly* I know you so well.
JackarateB: 15, 14, 13. Coming now!
JackarateB logged off at 9:47
Kim was starting to become scared. There was no way to lock the window! She had broken the latch when she was 9. She ducked under her covers, and then, inspiration struck, and she army crawled under her bed. Then she silently counted in her head.
5, 4, 3, 2—
"Oh Kimmy, Kimmy-cub! Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
His soaked socks made their way around her room. They stopped.
"I do believe I see you…"
Then, suddenly, two amused brown eyes met Kim's. He crawled around, grabbed her foot, and dragged her out, despite her protests. He knew that she knew that she couldn't scream. Most of her family was in bed and even if they weren't, if they knew Jack, a boy, was in her room without permission, her dad would have a cow. It didn't help that it was almost 10 PM!
And then the torture came. The evil boy sat on her so that she couldn't move!
"J-Ja-Ja-Jack, q-quit it-it!" She said, trying to breath, talk, and laugh at the same time.
"Say I'm your bestest and hottest fwend in the whole wowld, and that I'm always wight!" He said in his best baby voice, smirking.
Now this was just blackmail. But she really had no other choice.
"Y-you're my b-bes-bestest friend in the who-whole world an-d you're al-always rig-right!"
"You missed a part Kimmy!" He said, going after her feet.
"Aaah!" She whisper-yelled in anguish. "You-re the-th-the hot-hottes-hottest too!" She gasped out, amidst all of the giggling.
"See, that wasn't too hard!" He said, patting her head. He then quickly launched himself out of Kim's window. Smart move. He avoided a very bruised arm.
Ha. Not too happy with it. If you have any suggestions of what I should write, post them! And I love constructive criticism, so leave that too!