Sexy, sassy and ready to rock.
Disclaimer: I own no one, nor do I claim too, but if a certain few wrestlers or divas did disappear they may just be hiding in my wardrobe.
Authors note: firstly this is not beta read as I don't know anyone who would get my fascination with wrestling. And two this is pretty much situated in my own little fantasy wrestling world so ummm yeah just go along with my insanity please as this fits into no particular timeline, I just got bits here and bits there so yeah lol. Also I kinda like Melina but but she plays a good bitch as part off MNM so in this that's what she is.
Summery: Lilian comes to the aid when her friend Victoria is ganged up on. Also the two friends find some unusual love interests. Not a great summery but bare with me lol.
Pairings: Lilian/?, Victoria/? (You will have to wait to find out but believe me they are not your expected pairings)
Chapter 1
Lilian sat in the divas locker room going over her notes for tonight's show. She had her ipod on and was singing along to herself when the door to the locker room opened and a few more divas entered. Candice and Melina breezed past barely acknowledging her, while Maria smiled and cheerfully said hello before going to join her friends on the other side of the room.
She went back to going over her notes while softly humming to herself. She was lost in thought till she felt some one sit down beside her.
"What's cookin' good lookin'" Victoria said opening her bag and taking out her boots for tonight's match.
"Not much, just revising tonight's list." Lilian answered her friend.
"Ooooh, guess what?" she paused while Lilian looked up at her "they're thinking of doing another Dive photo shoot, this time in Las Vega's" Victoria beamed
"Really, that could be fun. Maybe I could get you to go to a karaoke bar with me." Lilian said nudging Victoria in the ribs, as she groaned at the thought of singing in public.
"Hell no!" shaking her head "you aren't getting me to sing in public. I was thinking more along the lines of clubbing and casinos." She laughed tugging the blond announcers pony tail.
Unfortunately there conversation was interrupted by a snicker as Candice and Melina stopped in front of the two.
"I don't know why they even bother having you two in photo shoots" Candice smirked turning to Victoria then Lilian "I mean what kind of guys would be interested in a freak and you Lilian aren't even a real diva"
"Yeah but come on Candice, they need someone to please the dykes" the two laughed loudly and went to leave the locker room.
"Well bravo, bravo my syphilis infested little whores" Victoria stood up clapping "let's see how brave you are Candice tonight one on one."
Candice huffed and left followed by Melina.
Lilian looked at her friend as she grabbed the rest of her wrestling gear. Both of the Divas hadn't realized that Maria was still in the room till she was standing next to Victoria.
"They didn't mean it." Maria said shyly
"Sure sounded like it" Lilian said looking at her notes absent mindedly.
"Who cares, Candice will get hers tonight" Victoria smirked as she finished changing
"Yeah doubt that will stop anything. I'm getting sick her of her smart ass attitude" the petite ring announcer being replaced by the fiery Latina.
"Oh what do they know" Victoria paused "except how to lie flat on there backs"
The three divas giggled.
"That was mean" Maria said in between giggles
"But true" Lilian said wiping tears from her eyes
Before any of them could continue there was a knock at the door. A stage hand voice could be heard from outside. "Lilian we have ten minutes till we begin"
"Okay, be out in a sec" she yelled back "well its off to work for me then. Good luck tonight Victoria, see you later Maria."
The diva's giggled as they heard Lilian leave whistling the snow white tune "hi ho hi ho it's of to work we go"
They were half way through RAW when MNM's music hit after yet another successful title defense. Just as she was about to announce them as the winners, Melina stalk over and snatched the microphone off of Lilian, before prancing up the stairs to join her team in the middle of the ring.
"No team in all of sports entertainment can defeat who are now officially the best tag team in all of WWE history, my boys Joey mercury and Johnny nitro." She smirked and left the ring followed by Nitro and Mercury.
Lilian sighed as she made her way to the ring to collect the microphone that was thrown in the ring carelessly and announce the up coming match of Victoria and Candice.
About five minutes into the match, Victoria was easily in control and about to climb the top rope to finish her off when Melina ran down and pushed Victoria from the top rope. From where she sat horrified, Lilian could see that her friend landed on her arm wrong and instantly cradled it to her body hissing in pain. Melina then slid into the ring and after rousing Candice they started to alternate dishing out punishment to the injured Victoria. But for some reason Candice eventually stopped and hopped out of the ring to grab something from underneath the ring and finally came up with a steal chair. She slid the chair into the ring and told Melina to grab Victoria's injured hand and place it in the steal chair. Lilian instantly new what was about to happen when Candice signaled to the top rope as she climbed to the apron, with out thinking Lilian ran up behind her and pulled her from the apron and watched her bounce to the floor. Melina quickly slid out of the ring and jumped on Lilian screaming. The shock sent Lilian crashing to the ground with her foe on top of her trying to land misplaced slaps to the ring announcer. Suddenly Melina was pulled off of her by Victoria who was laying into the now screaming Melina. Lilian saw Candice climb back in the ring and attempt to grab the chair but she quickly climbed into the ring and crash tackled Candice to the mat. Before all four diva's could grapple anymore they were yanked apart by referees and backstage security, all kicking and screaming trying to get at each other.
"stop, stop, stop" Johnathan Coachman said from the top of the ramp "as entertaining as this is, it's not really an appropriate time as we still have other matches, so how about this" he paused laughing slightly "next week we will have a tag team match, Melina and Candice against the team of Victoria and Lilian"
The crowed went wild, and Victoria was smiling menacingly at Melina, while Lilian was simply thinking 'oh shit, what the hell did I get myself into'.
Back at the hotel room she shared with Victoria, Lilian was pacing and running her hands through her hair. "Is he nuts, doesn't that bastard coachman realize I'm not a wrestler"
"I don't know" Victoria said from the lounge flipping through the TV channels "that was one hell of a spear you gave Candice tonight." She paused and sighed "thanks by the way for helping when you did"
Lilian glanced at Victoria's wrist that was simply bandaged "yeah well I don't know what got into me. God I don't know any wrestling moves, I mean even Candice has at least had some training"
"Don't worry, we got all week so I got time to show you a few simple maneuvers." She came up and put her arm around her friend. "You'll be able to hold your own, but don't worry chicky babe I'll protect you."
"Thanks" Lilian said
"No problem" Victoria paused for a bit before saying "so since when have you been able to go all incredible hulk on us, I mean that tackle was wow"
Lilian laughed and through a pillow at Victoria "shut up, I mean I thought hulk always helped the damsel in distress" she said laughing at Victoria's shocked expression before she left to the bedroom
"Hey who you calling a damsel" Victoria said chasing after her friend