AN: This is an idea that popped into my head when Olivia announced that she had a brother. I think it would have been so freaking awesome if it had actually happened but, alas, it did not. sigh

Disclaimer: Yep. Law and Order: SVU is mine. Deal with it :P rolls eyes If anyone believed that, you're more gullible than my parents.

Chapter 1-and-only

Elliot's POV

"I have a brother."

I just stare blankly. Olivia has a brother? This is… shocking.

"Really?" I ask. Now it's Olivia's turn to stare blankly.

"No, I just said that to get a reaction." Olivia rolls her eyes. "Why don't you go away."

Well, that was uncalled for! "Well, that was uncalled for!" I say out loud. I hate it when I say exactly what I'm thinking. I walk out of the room, allowing for my partner to cool down.

I walk into the first bar I see. Munch and Fin are sitting there, drinking beers and laughing. I just have to tell them. I mean, sure, it's not my information to tell, I guess, but we're a Family, and gosh darnit, they ought to know what's going on with Liv too!

"Hey Munch, Fin. Guess what Liv just did?"

Olivia's POV

Elliot stalks out of the room. Seriously, does he have to be such a moody teenager? So I want to be alone right now! I just got the biggest news of my life!

"Jerk" I mutter under my breath. I look again at the paper. Maybe it's wrong? Yes, that's right! It's wrong! I just need to go check. I run to Melinda as fast as I can, getting quite a few odd looks along the way.

"Melinda?" I ask her, managing to control my breathing and seem like I hadn't just ran here. "I just need to ask… are you sure these results are correct?" She looks almost offended. Odd… I just want to make sure…

"Of course they're correct! Why, what's wrong?" Her voice turns very concerned.

"Nothing." I whisper quietly. She nods. She actually heard that? "I need to… go." I say before darting out of the room. I've got to find Elliot! I've got to talk to him about this now! Maybe he went to the bar? I hope so.

I walk into the bar. Elliot is here with Munch and Fin! Great, now all I have to do is get him alone so…

"Hey Munch, Fin. Guess what Liv just did?" He's talking about me? He's telling them about my brother, isn't he! They just look at him, not wanting to guess, no doubt. Finally, Fin speaks.

"I hate guessing. Tell."

"She ran her DNA through the system to find a relative. She has a brother!" Why, that little jerk! That wasn't his business to tell! I'll kill him!

"Elliot." I say to him. In the sternest voice I can, of course. His face goes white. He turns to face me.

"Liv. I figured you were going to tell them, so I was just saving you the trouble." Well, at least he has a reasonable explanation. Somewhat. I sigh.

"I'm guessing you all want to know who my brother is?" I ask, resigned. Of course they'll want to. All men are nosy and can't stick to their own business.

"Please." Munch says, obviously interested. Yep, I called that. I nod and hand the paper to Elliot.

Elliot's POV

She handed me the paper. She didn't yell, or even get mad, really. I can't believe that worked! I look at the paper feel my heart stop. I can hardly breathe. I can't even believe it! Olivia nods.

"Congratulations." She says to me. "You're the son of a rapist."

AN: Yeah. That's about it. Seriously, though, wouldn't that have been hilariously awesome? It pretty much would have put an end to EO shippers, though... Yeah, so I like reviews. Clicky the little blue button and give me one! begs And don't forget the flames! I love the flames. gets marshmallows and roasting sticks ready