"Since Belldandy is a fully 10 dimensional being, she cannot be constructed by our superstring which can only create 4 dimensional beings with 6 unexpanded dimensions"

-- Brian Welch (check this guy's work out its crazy how much he goes into the series)

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

I.

Kim sighed as she threw her backpack down on the bed in front of her. Its flower patterned quilt wrinkled under the assault as the bag of books made a desperate attempt to reach the ground. In the end though the mattress coils won out and the backpack bounced happily for a few seconds. Kim watched as its bouncing came to an end her mind fascinated with the display for some odd reason. 'I'm probably still tired. I so should have avoided a three hour long class. What was I thinking there?'

Raising her hands above her head she stretched to her tip toes before cracking her neck a few times. The stretching now done she walked over to her computer pushing the on button. It was only a few years old but already she was contemplating getting a new one. After all the other kids in the class were making comments about Dinosaurs and why they went existent. Maybe she could bug her Dad into getting her that new laptop she had her eyes on.

'My birthday is coming up after all and they got the tweebs that robot building kit. That must have cost more then the laptop after all. I'm sure Daddy wouldn't mind getting me the laptop, now Mom on the other hand, that's a tough one.' Still contemplating how to put the pressure on her parents, Kim made her way quickly over to the closet grabbing a comfortable white halter top with the little pink heart on it. Shedding her green shirt she pulled it on and over her head checking on her computer as she changed.

"Finally!" Kim made her way over to the computer that had just now popped up with the familiar boy band background. This week it was the 'Predictables' but this time she was sure she wouldn't have to change it. They just had a different feel then the last popular boy band. Clicking on her internet browser she went through the motions of checking on her e-mail. Yet another couple of hundred messages, ranging from requests for help to fan letters. She enjoyed the fan letters most of the time but she had found a few creepy ones.

Clicking on one e-mail she read the quick message of thanks there. It had been a rather simple mission of retrieving an experimental new death ray, something she always enjoyed going after, which had ended with Professor Dementor becoming a chew toy for his giant poodles. It was nothing serious, just a bit of slobbering and a few shredded lab coats. Kim prepared herself for another fun filled hour sorting through the e-mails when she heard the knock on her door. Turning around she called for the person to enter.

"Hey Kim glad to see your in. I got a favor to ask." Kim blinked as the giant girl came in, her voice booming loudly across the room. Following behind her was a small Asian girl that must be about four feet only. They made an interesting pair all right.

"Sure what is it?" She smiled her best smile even though she groaned on the inside. When these two asked for a favor it was never good.

"Me and Lin have to run out and get some supplies for the graduation party. You mind waiting for a package while we're out." Kim opened her mouth to reply but was cut off as the giant girl continued. "Thanks!" With that they turned and left.

"I was going to say I have a lot of homework but sure I'll watch out for a stupid package. Its times like this I wished I hade a computer guy to call me away on a fake mission." Shaking her fist at the ceiling Kim rose and picked up her Java book. Might as well make it a productive studying time and at the very least she could write up an algorithm for the latest programming assignment.

II.

Kim frowned as she stared down at the paper in front of her. A full straight hour of this and she was already starting to see things. A person could only take so many numbers after all before they started to blend together. Twirling her pen she looked up tossing her long red hair behind her. 'Mom been bugging me to call.'

Shrugging to herself Kim made her way to the phone and pressed in the correct numbers for her house. She'd give them a call and chat for a little while. After all she missed her family. Smiling she heard the other line being picked up. "Hey Mom..."

"Thank you for calling the Goddess hotline. A representative will be assigned to you momentarily." Blushing Kim slammed the phone down. How had she got the number wrong like that?

Still feeling her face burning red she shook her head to clear her mind. She couldn't believe she misdialed and called a phone service like that. After all what decent person would? "Alright let's try to call the right number this time."

"I don't know KP you did a good job last time." Kim actually shrieked at that. Her, the girl who faced crazed super villains every day, let out a shriek. Then again she really wasn't used to people sneaking up behind her like that.

Spinning around Kim prepared to let her furry be know. "How dare you..." Her statement died before it could be finished as she stared in shock at what was in front of her. A blond headed young man, around her age best she could tell, was now currently occupying the room with her. What had her struck dumb with shock was the fact that he was only half way in the room. Whatever else of him existed appeared to be currently behind the wall.

"You rang we came!" With a smile he pushed himself off the wall and promptly fell on his face. "Ah man! The Ron-man needs to prefect his phasing skills."

She knew she should be scared of this odd person but instead she just giggled as he stood up. Maybe it was the fact that she was used to this sort of thing, after all freak fighting was her job, but then again it was more then likely the fact that she felt comfortable around him. It was hard to explain but his presence just seemed to reassure her. As if she knew him her entire life.

"So what's your wish?" His happy tone snapped her out of her thoughts as she again stared at him.

"Wish?"

"Yeah you contacted us and me, being the Goddess assigned to this case, will grant you one wish. Just as long as it doesn't violate the rules."

Kim blinked at that. It wasn't the actual wish that caught her attention. "I thought you were a guy."

"Gees KP way to kick a guy when he's down. I mean sure I can cook and everything but that doesn't make me less of a man."

"What?" Kim frowned as she looked at the odd being in front of her. "You just said you were a Goddess. Goddess as in a female deity."

"Oh that." The boy chuckled as he rubbed his neck. "Yeah when all your siblings are female you tend to get out voted. They wanted to be called Goddess and I wanted us to be called 'Super Powered Long Living People'. They won out."

"Oh." Kim couldn't help it and laughed at that. The image of some powerful deity calling themselves that just cracked her up for some reason. Clearing her throat she stuck out her hand. "So I'm Kim Possible and you are?"

Taking her hand, he flashed her the goofiest smile she had ever seen. Again an unexplainable warmth filled her upon seeing that smile. "Ron Stoppable, first class limited, and God of Cooking and Small Rodents. My father wanted me to be God of War but after losing my pants in battle repeatedly we went with my back up."

"Losing your pants?"

"It's complicated."

"I see." She smiled as she sat back down. 'This can not be real Possible. Think rationally you can't possible have a God in your room.' Looking around she studied to see if she could find some sort of method to this trick. Now past the awkward meeting she was sure he couldn't be real.

"I'm very real KP."

"Sure you are Ron." Kim finally settled on a theory that this must be some sort of trick by Bonnie. The girl was always jealous of her and must want to see Kim freak out over this. She'd show her though. "So what's this about a wish?"

"Well we, you know the Goddess hotline, pick out a worthy mortal to receive one wish. The only rules behind it are that it can not interfere with free will, involve killing anyone, or effect sports in any way. Other then that you can wish to your hearts content."

Kim raised her hand stopping him before he could continue. "Wait I can see the other two but why sports?"

"Oh because my sister, the Goddess of Sports, gets real ticked off when we mess around with that. She's my father's favorite after all though I really don't know why. You'd think he'd like Belldandy more."

"Belldandy?"

"Yeah one of my older sisters. She's real sweet and always been nice to me. Use to sing me to sleep when I was you." Ron raised his hand pointing out the window. "She's currently living in a country called Japan. Married some mortal or something like that."

Kim smiled at that. 'Interesting back story you got made up Bonnie. Wonder who this actor you hired is, I can almost believe him. I'm not that gullible though after all a simple phase shifting thingy can easily explain the way he came through that wall.' Clearing her throat she looked down at her paper. She knew what she'd wish for and wanted to see his reaction.

"Alright since I get one wish how about you give me straight A's." There let's see him deal with that.

She watched as Ron twitched and started to rub the back of his neck. "I'd like to KP but that's against the rules too. It's covered under the sports clause."

"What?"

"Well academia is considered competition by some so its off limits for a Goddess to interfere. Sorry can't grant it."

Kim smiled she'd caught him. He really had no power to grant any real wishes so the question is what kind of wish was he willing to try to grant. "I see. Well what if I wish you'd fall in love with me?" Kim blinked in shock not knowing where that line had come from. It just sort of came out. "I mean..."

She was cut off as Ron's head leaned back. Glowing yellow markings suddenly appeared on his forehead and his cheeks. Before she could speak she saw streams of yellow energy shooting out his forehead heading straight into the sky. It passed harmlessly through the ceiling without causing so much as a scratch on it. Twisting and turning the tempest of energy continued to pour from Ron till, as suddenly as it started, he slumped down.

"Are you all right?" She was in shock herself seeing the solid proof that this guy was probably telling the truth. Now she was wondering what had just occurred.

"Yeah KP I'm good. Just a little worn out." Straighten up he stretched till she heard a few joints pop. "Well I'll be on my way the zombies won't bash themselves."

As he turned back to the wall a small pink rodent suddenly appeared on his shoulder. She watched as he conversed with the rodent listening in. "Hey Rufus what's up...yeah I granted her wish...she what?...yeah I know I'm supposed to listen when I grant a wish...I'm stuck here!...they have what? Nacos you say." Turning back to Kim with an apologetic smile he nodded in the direction of heaven. "Well apparently Yggdrasil thought your wish was acceptable so it was granted. Now where do I sleep?"

"Sleep?" Kim was still staring at the rodent that had just appeared. Her mind was still trying to deal with one shocking event at a time.

"Yeah see I really don't know why your wish was granted but until such time as its fulfilled I'm stuck here. Try to mess with it and the ultimate force will get all bent out of shape. Till this gets sorted out I guess you and me are stuck together." Kim stared back at him with a blank look. "Alright I'll explain this in as simple terms as possible. Yggdrasil is the master computer that controls the universe and every Goddess, or God in my case, is hooked up to it. When your wish was granted a certain program was created to insure completion of the wish since Yggdrasil is not allowed to actually interfere with people or Gods emotions. As Rufus explained earlier this means that instead the system is going to force us to be together till such time as I develop feelings for you. Though no need to worry I'm sure they'll fix it soon."

"Oh." Kim's head was already beginning to hurt trying to process this all out. She watched as Ron, satisfied that she got the point, began to wander around picking up objects and studying them. She winced when he tripped and broke a vase.

"I'll fix that."

Kim got up quickly trying to stop him. "It's alright I'll take care of it later." Trying to wrench him away from the vase she accidentally tripped pulling Ron down on top of her. Hitting the floor she let out a whoosh of air.

"Ron, get off me." She started to push him off her and paused when her eyes meet his. Deep chocolate pools of warmth they sucked her in and she felt her breath catch. She didn't even register the door opening and the gasp on the other side. She did hear though the loud thunderous voice a moment later.

"Kim!" Looking up Kim stared slack jawed at the large girl blocking the door way. "You know we have a rule against boys in this dorm. Sorry but you know what I've got to do."

III.

Kim sat at the curb side yanking at her hair. She was ignoring the apologies of the young man...God...whatever that was next to her. Looking over she did another quick count of her belongings before looking down the road. She could call her parents but she doubted they'd be happy to hear the reason why she was kicked out. This was so ferociously unfair!

"KP, are you listening?"

"Sure." She went back to twisting her hair regret filling her for the wish she had made. She'd lost her home because of it.

"KP I'll make this up to you honest. I'm sorry I screwed up and got you in trouble but I'll fix it real quick. Just let me cast one quick spell."

'Spell?' Looking over in alarm she saw Ron standing up his hands already weaving. "Ron I don't think that's a good idea." Her pleas fell on death ears.

"Oh spirits that inhabit the wood." His hands twisted in a dizzying pattern as flecks of green and yellow started to mix.

"Hear the pleas of this lonely traveler." The markings that had appeared on his forehead and cheeks again manifested. They began to glow brightly as the air swirled around him.

"From Sun's harsh glare and wind's cold touch." The area became bathed in a bright light as Kim swore she heard singing.

"Find this lonely traveler a place to rest." A bright blinding burst suddenly filled the area, as Kim shielded her eyes. "Lead this tired child back home." With that it was done.

Sitting back up Kim stared wild eyed at Ron and waited for a house to drop from the sky. A minute past with nothing happening and finally she let out a groan of frustration. "Now what? Is that all?"

"Nah KP you just got to be patient. All good things in time after all. Just chill after all its all good." The rodent was again on his shoulder nodding its head eagerly.

Getting up she felt herself becoming truly angry. Opening her mouth to shout at Ron she stopped when an elderly gentleman cleared his throat. Turning she blinked at him. "Are you Kim Possible?"

"Yes sir."

"I've heard of your unfortunate turn of events and I'm willing to offer the use of my home to you and your friend. You see I'm going out of town for a few years and since I'd have no use for it I felt it was better served providing you two a place to stay." He smiled sweetly at the two and motioned to his car.

Ron rose and smiled at him. "Thank you sir. Your one bon diggity guy you know."

"Why thank you young man. Though it is the least I can do after Kim here saved the planet from being turned into a giant banana a few months back." Turning around he motioned to his car. "Come along dear I'll have my driver load your belongings in."

"Yes sir."

With that Kim new life had begun.

The End

A/N: Well finally wrote up my Oh My Goddess fusion. Hope you enjoyed and at the moment this is only planned as a one shot. Just an introduction to the possible universe that I might continue later. I stress the might part though but occasionally I might feel like adding a chapter or two. At the moment though this story is complete. By the way Kim is currently getting her Computer Science degree in this story. Again Surforst wrote it so my crazy ideas are allowed. Unlike some authors who refuse to allow them. Bah!

On other fronts I strongly suggest checking out the Oh My Goddess manga. Not for the whole romance thing though but instead because the author is a genius. In his universe everything is ruled by programs and codes. Thus making the programmer the ultimate weapon/being. Any wonder why I love the story.

Anyway on other fronts I've made no progress on the Gundam and Tenchi fusion stories. Been busy with homework and all that stuff. Got the chapters plotted though so I'll probably produce a Gundam chapter soon. Anyway till then.

Disclaimer: I don't own KP or Oh My Goddess. Not at all.