A/n: Haha! The queen of insanity strikes again! XD One of my few poems that is NOT depressing and bleak. I wrote this at…I dunno…sometime after midnight. *yawn* Sleeeepy…*snores* ANYMOO! Read the poem first, THEN go back and read my stupid notes. In that order! I mean it!

Disclaimer: Not mine. Any of them. Don't make he list them; you will fall asleep. It should suffice to say that I am a broke teenager and from that I should hope you can draw the conclusion that none of this is mine. At all. None. 'Nuf said.

                                                ANIMÈ CONVENTION     @o@

Ashitaka, he spoke first,                                                            because he was the first one lazy Cheeny could think up a verse for

And scared them with his sword                                                sword…katana…thingy.

And then he started preaching peace                                         right after brutally decapitating several samurai. ???? A taka is rather contradictory, ne?

And scared them even more.

Relena she agreed with him,                                                      only she didn't decapitate any samurai first ^_^

But nobody would listen.                                                           who does anyway?

They'd all found her rather funny

Since they'd caught her and Heero kissin'.                                I just KNOW I am going to get flamed for that

Heero from his spandex drew a gun                                          hahahaha….Wait! I didn't mean it! Wah! *runs for dear life*

And they calmed right down

And contented themselves with watching

Some kawaii chibis dance around.                                             chibi-chibi chocolate chibi!!!

Sailor Moon lectured and crossed her arms

And got them in a knot,                                                 I always wanted that to happen ^o^)

Tenchi spoke and was surprised

When the women didn't find him hot.                            why anyone would is a complete mystery unto itself

Sakura stood and smiled sweet

And blinded them with pink

While Tomoto taped Syoaran Li

Have a sword battle with Link.                                      yes, Japanese video games count!

Then they all got together to

See who used the most gell;                                                      I am, of course, completely innocent of these charges.

Who could make their hair defy

Gavity most well?                                                                     Oooooh…hard one                       

Those of DBZ got sick of hair                                       prolly cos they kept winning lol

And began playing 'round with ki

While Tenchi ran to side with Link                                             Poor Link. He's doomed.

And Wufei helped out Li.                                                          I don't know why. He prolly just wanted to fight Tenchi. MWAHAHA.

Melfina and Vivi philosophied                                                  

Over their lost origins,  

And Faye made bets with others                                               As in Faye Valentine and her love of casinos

Over whether Li or Link would win.

But Aisha and Kizuna were                                                       Animerica spelt her name "Kizna" but I SWEAR they say Kizuna in the show

Too preoccupied to hear;                                                          Do not twist that! *hits with a squeaky hammer* Dirty, dirty, dirty!

They were fighting over who

Had the coolest kittie ears.                                                        I WANT KITTIE EARS! *cries*                

Quatre found that he and Erts

Were disturbingly alike                                                  Tell me that you didn't see Erts and think QUATRE! I mean, he even TALKS the same

While Heero and Ed had a hacking contest;                               Imagine if you will Ed and Heero fighting over who could hack better. It's scary!

Ed gave them all quite a fright.                                       Lessee…Too much strange character(Ed) and a complete lack thereof. Scary…              

A/n: This is a work in progress. I have quite a few more verses I'm working on….WHEEEEEEEEEEEEhahahahahaha! Random insanity is the BEST!