So, I decided that instead of posting twenty thousand separate one shot stories, I'd keep all of them in here. I'll have the name for each one shot at the top of each one. I probably won't do a summary for most of them, just because they are quite short. Most of them will probably be humor. So I hope you enjoy! :)
Pink Dye
Sam was walking back to her office, it had been a long day. But she still had to finish one more thing before going home. She was about to step into her office when she noticed Jack. He was sitting at one of the tables in her office, hunched over a piece of paper and scribbling furiously.
"Ah, sir?"
"Yes Carter?" He responded absently.
"What exactly are you doing?"
Jack looked up and smiled, an almost evil glint in his eyes. "Plotting"
She came over to see what he was doing on the piece of paper, and found it covered in doodles.
"With stick men?"
"Ah huh." He didn't look up from the page.
"The one with glasses is Daniel, isn't it?" She asked with a sigh.
This time he looked up and gave her a manic grin. "Yep."
"Why is he, ah, tied up in a closet?"
The grin faded. "I broke one of his rocks…"
"Oh no." Everyone knew that you did not mess with Daniel's artifacts. "What did he do?"
"He, ah," Jack coughed. "He, um, may have put pink hair dye in my shampoo…"
She fought hard, she really did, but in the end she lost. She ended up having to lean on the table, she was laughing so hard. After she a had managed to get control of the laughter, although a smile was still firmly planted on her face, she looked up to meet Jack's glaring face.
"So that's why you didn't show up to work yesterday."
"Yeah…" He muttered.
She looked closer at his hair and smiled. You could still see a bit of pink in it.
"I just hope no one looks too closely at your hair."
Jack blanched.
She couldn't help it, she burst out laughing again. Jack moved past her, paper clutched in his hands. Angrily muttering about doomed archeologists, which just made her laugh harder.
Hope you liked it! :) Comments, favorites, and followes are always welcome. Also, if you want to suggest a plot or prompts for a one shot please do! You can either leave them in the comments or private message them to me. Thanks!