RESIDENT SQUIRRLE
R.E.-Wolf- hey! This is my first story so plz don't kill me if its boring or something. Anyway, to the screwed up story!
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Along the edge of the Raccoon Forest border, Chris kneels with his head down on a rock.
"97…98…99…100! Ready or not, hear I come!"
Chris walks into the forest quietly, looking every way. The dark closes in and Chris takes out his flashlight. The leaves to his left crack and move slightly. Chris shines his flashlight over to the leaves. He sees nothing.
"Damn, I never knew Billy, Rebecca, Jill, and Wesker could hide this well."
Then, a squirrel dropped from the trees onto his shoulder. Startled, Chris jumped up and landed in a pricker bush on his ass.
"OW! Stupid squirrel."
"Chris! Chris! Its me, Jill!" the squirrel said.
After hearing those words from a squirrel, Chris fainted and collapsed in the pricker bush.
Chris's eyes opened with 4 squirrels surrounding him.
"Holy Shit!"
Wesker stood in front of Chris. He looked like a squirrel with a bad hair day and sunglasses.
"Wesker? Damn, you make a bad squirrel!"
"Shut your little squirrely mouth, Redfield!"
"What do you mean?"
Jill, whoalso looked like asquirrel,stepped in front of Wesker. She was still in her original S.T.A.R.S. uniform but in squirrel size.
"Look at you" Jill said.
Chris looked down at his lower body.
"I'M A SQUIRREL?
Chris suddenly goes white and faints again.
"Can we PLEASE leave Redfield hear?"