Randomness
Puppy dog and Astral Lynx are proud to present you...Randomness!
One day all the smashers were eating at Denny's. Marth and Roy sat in the same table. Marth then threw his chocolate milkshake at Roy.
Roy: UGG!!! WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YOU DOING MARTH?!?! You've ruined my hair!
Marth: Throwing a milkshake in your face.
Roy: *points to hair- it's covered with chocolate milkshake* THIS TAKES TWO HOURS!
Marth: *shrugs* go see Wizpig.
Roy: THAT WAS ONLY SOME CRAZED FANFIC! *runs off to the bathroom to soak his head and returns with his hair wet and- gasp, people- un-spiky.*
All: *gasp*
Roy: (Put both of his hamburger pieces on Marth's ears.) I hate you.
Marth: (snaps) Q-tips!
Roy: Prissy boy.
Roy shakes salt on Marth's head.
Marth: (Grabs Link's shield.) Ha HA! I'm blocking your stupid salt with Link's shield!
Roy: You have mustard in your ears.
Marth: *quietly dabs at the mustard with a handkerchief*
Y. Link: (Throws milkshake around) YEEEEHAAA!!! *has mouth wide open hoping to catch some milkshake*
Link: YEEEEHAAA!!! *has mouth wide open hoping to catch some milkshake*
Peach: Girls! Put up your parasols! This is not a drill! I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL!
Mario: Look-a! Our girlfriends have-a put up-a their parasols-a! Lets-a go there!
Luigi: Yeah-a!
Dr. Mario: Nurse Peach! Let me under!
Mario, Luigi and Dr. Mario go under their girlfriends' parasol.
Plum: Where's MY boyfriend?
Zelda: You don't have one. Eep! Watch out! More milkshake drips! *hides under table*
Kids: Run around with mouths open.
Nana: FEED ME!
C. Falcon: Oh no! My clothes! C. Falcon is outta here!
Ryo: You guys are gross!
Y. Link: Aww.I ran outta milkshake.
Everyone: Phew!
Waiter: here. (Gives another milkshake)
Everyone: Runs out of restaurant and locks the doors.
Y. Link and Link: Nooo!!!!! *are trapped inside*
(Smashers stick out their tongs)
Y. Link and Link: NOOOO!!!!
Newspaper guy passes by and shows that Denny's is closed now and for the weekend and its Friday.
Y. Link and Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Ryo: *finally comes out of bathroom* Oh crap. *blows a hole in the ceiling and flies away, and since the Links don't know how to fly, they're still stuck*
Y. Link and Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The end of this chapter! THE END I SAY! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So, how'd you like it? More coming EXTREMELY soon!
This is Astral, signing off!
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Puppy dog and Astral Lynx are proud to present you...Randomness!
One day all the smashers were eating at Denny's. Marth and Roy sat in the same table. Marth then threw his chocolate milkshake at Roy.
Roy: UGG!!! WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YOU DOING MARTH?!?! You've ruined my hair!
Marth: Throwing a milkshake in your face.
Roy: *points to hair- it's covered with chocolate milkshake* THIS TAKES TWO HOURS!
Marth: *shrugs* go see Wizpig.
Roy: THAT WAS ONLY SOME CRAZED FANFIC! *runs off to the bathroom to soak his head and returns with his hair wet and- gasp, people- un-spiky.*
All: *gasp*
Roy: (Put both of his hamburger pieces on Marth's ears.) I hate you.
Marth: (snaps) Q-tips!
Roy: Prissy boy.
Roy shakes salt on Marth's head.
Marth: (Grabs Link's shield.) Ha HA! I'm blocking your stupid salt with Link's shield!
Roy: You have mustard in your ears.
Marth: *quietly dabs at the mustard with a handkerchief*
Y. Link: (Throws milkshake around) YEEEEHAAA!!! *has mouth wide open hoping to catch some milkshake*
Link: YEEEEHAAA!!! *has mouth wide open hoping to catch some milkshake*
Peach: Girls! Put up your parasols! This is not a drill! I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL!
Mario: Look-a! Our girlfriends have-a put up-a their parasols-a! Lets-a go there!
Luigi: Yeah-a!
Dr. Mario: Nurse Peach! Let me under!
Mario, Luigi and Dr. Mario go under their girlfriends' parasol.
Plum: Where's MY boyfriend?
Zelda: You don't have one. Eep! Watch out! More milkshake drips! *hides under table*
Kids: Run around with mouths open.
Nana: FEED ME!
C. Falcon: Oh no! My clothes! C. Falcon is outta here!
Ryo: You guys are gross!
Y. Link: Aww.I ran outta milkshake.
Everyone: Phew!
Waiter: here. (Gives another milkshake)
Everyone: Runs out of restaurant and locks the doors.
Y. Link and Link: Nooo!!!!! *are trapped inside*
(Smashers stick out their tongs)
Y. Link and Link: NOOOO!!!!
Newspaper guy passes by and shows that Denny's is closed now and for the weekend and its Friday.
Y. Link and Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Ryo: *finally comes out of bathroom* Oh crap. *blows a hole in the ceiling and flies away, and since the Links don't know how to fly, they're still stuck*
Y. Link and Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The end of this chapter! THE END I SAY! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So, how'd you like it? More coming EXTREMELY soon!
This is Astral, signing off!
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