My first foray into the Naruto fandom. Hope you enjoy.
Naruto Insanity
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This is just random crack, that's all.
I'll keep the story up this time. Sorry about removing it so fast, it needed to be tweaked a little.
You've seen Naruto retold lots of times, but you've never seen it done like this.
"My first impression of you three... Not impressed." One looked like the poster child for a mental patient, one looked gay and the last one needed more of a muscle build. "Meet me on the roof in ten minutes." He then quickly left.
Ten minutes later...
"So, why don't you three introduce yourselves?" Kakashi asked, looking the trio of Genin over. "Likes? Dislikes? Dreams for the future."
"HI! I'm Nappa!" The large bald guy said as he grinned savagely. "I like fighting, my modeling career, and playing catch with my giant bug that I caught. I don't like it when Pokemon use Self Destruct and I don't like it when my face gets cut!" He growled out. "And my dreams? I don't know."
Kakashi blinked and nodded slowly, obviously a mental patient. "And you?"
"My name is Kuwabara. Not Kuwahara! Kuwabara! I can prove that I'm not gay and that making my sword get long isn't gay at all!"
Kakashi turned green, he didn't need to know that.
"As for dreams, well, beating Urameshi." The redhead chuckled and rubbed his hands together.
"...And you?" He looked at the last one, who looked a lot more normal than the other two, but he also looked like he was lacking in muscles.
"I'm finally going to get to do something for once! My voice gives me improbable ninja powers!"
The cycloptic Jounin groaned, there was no way he was passing this team.
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Abridged Nappa, Abridged Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakkusho Abridged) and Abridged Tristan (Yugioh)
This is just for the hell of it.