Aki: Once again due to the dreaded demon I call writers block I'm writing a new story.

Ita:...if I killed you, were would I hide the body?

Aki: (Nervous laugh) You don't mean that, ne?

Ita: (eyeing knife holding block)

Aki: Riiight…this ficlet is brought to you because me & a few friends were RP-ing while waiting for an open DDR machine at a Toys-R-US. And this got stuck in my head. So, onward young, err… adventurers? Readers? Potential fans?...Whatever. Just read.

KEY:

'Look at me!'- thoughts

"look at me!- speech

(Look at me!)- Yours truly.

Chapter 1:

"What the hell am I doing here?" Cross asked the nervous scientist in front of him. He gulped as the red headed general stared at him.

'You can do this Komui. He's a person, just like you or anyone else.' Komui looked at him. 'But why the hell does he need to so intimidating?'

"Well Cross, you're here because we have a proposition for you."

He raised an eyebrow. "I'm listening"

Komui gulped and pushed forward. "Because of the tab you've run up here at HQ, the higher ups have decided you can pay it off by teaching some of the younger exorcist."

Cross raised a solitary eyebrow.

"First of all, I don't owe HQ shit. Second… there is no second because I'm not doing it." He smirked "And I doubt there is anything you can say that will change my mind." He got up to leave the nerd- I mean, Head of the Science Department alone in his messy office.

'I'm getting dirty looking at this place.' He thought glancing at all the clutter.

"WAIT!" Komui shouted. "What if I err…umm…erase all your debts?"

Komui was really fishing around here, if he thought that was all it took to get Cross to stay. Even if it could get him to stay. But he sure as hell wasn't telling Komui that.

"And…?" He prompted. Komui gulped. This was going to put them WAY over budget, but-

"The uh…finest wine we can offer?"

"I've tasted that shit you call wine." He looked Komui up and down. "Whiskey."

"Pardon?"

"Every half hour I spend teaching those sorry excuses of exorcist or whatever it is you call them, I want a bottle of the finest whiskey. And a bottle for each brat. Otherwise I'm not doing jackshit."

Komui felt like crying. The man in front of him was a monster. No, worse than a monster. He's Lucifer's love child with… someone else equally despicable and morally corrupt. He didn't even want him there; because him being there meant that he was around Leenalee. And if he was around Leenalee, then her virtue would be at stake constantly. AND KOMUI COULD LET THAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!! But it was an order, so if he did at least try he'd be out of a job, then he wouldn't be around Leenalee regardless. It was a lose-lose situation for him. But if this is what it took for him to be around his beloved younger sister, then he'd take it. But he wouldn't take it easy for Cross, even if he had to die first.

But the higher ups wouldn't be happy about the whiskey thing. Komui smiled. 'Not my problem.'

"Deal." He said taking Cross's hand and shaking it vigorously up and down.

Cross yanked his hand away before wiping it off on the couch that occupied a small slice of the twister hit office.

'Gotta disinfect that later.' He thought looking at his hand closely, as if he could see the germs that were slowly infecting him. He shuddered. 'Do not think about it. Just get the hell outta here.'

"Class starts tomorrow at 8 AM Cross." Komui said as he watched him walk off to God knows were.

Aki: Sooo.... I'm happy to say i finilly know enough about DGm to start writing Fics about it. please treat this kindly. Like you would your dear old grandma

Cross: What if they hate the old hag?

Aki:...Anyway, this is just a teaser. Review to see what Cross teaches first! Peace babes!