Author note: I do not own Sweeney Todd or any of its characters. If I did, there would be a different ending to the movie. I do not own these surveys either. Now enjoy and please review!! X
Sweeney Todd
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Hmmm… what sort of a first question is that??
Does a kiss make you feel better?
Only if it's Lucy…
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Funny story actually – I was so annoyed at the judge one night that I had a major nervy b whilst in the bathroom, and as a result, actually passed out. Mrs. Lovett is sworn to secrecy.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
I don't know what a "shower" is, but I run the bath water before I get in.
What did you do today?
The usual. Stared out of the window. Thought about Lucy. Killed a few customers. Tried to think of some way to stop Mrs. Lovett from annoying me.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
Again, this "shower" you speak of! What is it???
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
3???? I've only been married once!
Have you ever thought about your death?
Many times.
Ever been in love?
Of course. Why do you think I married Lucy?
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Well I want to be married to Lucy, obviously. But I can't since she is, in fact, dead.
What is your favorite sport?
Killing people. Does that count?
What color is your shower curtain?
ARGHH!! What is a "shower"????
Have you ever had stitches?
No, I don't think so, unless you count the time Mrs. Lovett nearly speared me in the head with a needle.
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
Cooties?? Is that like cookies??
Do you know how to use chop sticks?
I have never been to China, so why do I need to learn?? I have been to Australia though. Bad times.
Lyrics stuck in your head?
My Friends, definitely.
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess?
My socks are always black, actually.
What are you doing tomorrow?
The usual. Staring out of the window. Thinking about Lucy. Killing a few customers. Trying to think of some way to stop Mrs. Lovett from annoying me.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
Anthony, but only because I was wondering how he can look like a woman so much.
Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
I have given a few coins to this crazy beggar lady who seems to have an obsession with Mrs. Lovett's pie shop.
Have you ever run over an animal?
No – surely if you were running you would see the animal coming?
What is your favorite cereal?
I don't eat.
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
I don't eat.
What are you doing right at this moment?
Filling out this stupid survey, and trying to ignore Mrs. Lovett who is bending in front of me far too much. Hang on… is she doing that on purpose?
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Why would you want a big hole through your tongue?
Where's your favorite place to be?
Anywhere with Lucy.
What's your favorite song?
My Friends by Sweeney Todd. Obviously. But I try to ignore what Mrs. Lovett is singing over the top of me.
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Gin all the way!
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
What a stupid question.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?
No, but if I get pulled into another of Mrs. Lovett's By The Sea fantasies I might end up doing so.
Have you ever been arrested?
Unfortunately, yes. For something I didn't do. I was sent to Australia, but came back under a different name. Hence the story. Got it?
Do you dream in black and white?
I have to. I live in a Tim Burton film.
Do you talk in your sleep?
I don't actually know this. Mrs. Lovett could tell you.
Do you snore?
See above.
Are you a redneck?
No, my neck is scarily pale.
Funniest thing you heard all day?
I have no time for funniness.
Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Yes, in Australia. The mosquito in question was hiding behind Nicole Kidman.
What are you afraid of?
Nothing. I am Sweeney Todd, after all.