Arthur looked around at the room he was in. There was a hundred TV screens at one end all playing the Superbowl, and a large chair in front of the TV's. The chair slowly spun around to reveal a short main in a white suite with a white beard and white hair. He suddenly pushed off with his foot and spun around in the chair very fast.

"Weeeeee!", shouted the man in a voice the shouldn't be going "weeeeeee!".

"Who are you", asked Arthur.

"I am the Architect… oomph", added the Architect as the chair suddenly stopped causing the glass of lemonade on the armrest to tip over and spill over the remote. There was an electric discharge and all the TV screens suddenly broke into a blue screen and the annoying high pitched sound.

"You're the architect", asked Arthur.

"What?", shouted the Architect.

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

The Architect then pulled out the seventh key to the kingdom and with a flick of his wrist blew up all the TV screens. A good lot of smoke came from that causing the fire sprinklers to turn on. They were even more annoying than the TV's.

Arthur noticed the seventh key to the kingdom and asked"Why do you have the seventh key to the kingdom?".

"What key?" replied the "Architect"(I bet your doubting he's the architect too).

"The key you just used to blow up the TV's".

"I have no key".

"Yes you do see you just used it again to turn off the water sprinklers so we wouldn't drown".

"You're seeing things, too much wine".

The "Seventh key" that was now hidden behind the "architect's" back it was a golden feather quill (kind of disappointing for the most powerful key).

"I can see it from behind your back", said Arthur

"Oh, this thing here this is just a special quill my friend gave to me, but now I don't like it", the "architect" said and broke the golden quill in half and chucked it into the incinerator.

"Okay well after I defeated Superior Saturday and rescued the sixth part of the will she said I could find you here at the bottom of this well".

(Warning the previous paragraph contains major spoilers readers who want to keep suspense through out the keys to the kingdom series should not read the previous paragraph)

"Yes and I have been expecting you Arthur Penhaliagon", said the "architect". "You can either choose the door on your left or the on your right. The door on the left leads to the secondary realms where your friend Leaf has been pushed off of a really tall building. Or the door on you left leads to the house where Suzy has been pushed off of the pit."

"And I have to choose between the two", said Arthur.

"Yes"

"Then I choose neither", said Arthur.

"You're not going to save them"

"No because really the door on the left leads to the girls washroom and the door on the left leads to Dame Primus".

"But you still have to choose a door"

"No I don't", said Arthur and turned around and walked down the hallway from which he came".

"Crap", said the architect, he looked down at his revised schedule at 2:00 the TV repair man was coming,5:00 was the key to the kingdom repair man, and at 9:00 some guy in a trench coat was coming to get to the source.