"Oh, Anna. If only there was someone out there who loved you." Hans said to Anna right before they kissed.

"What...?" The princess was stunned. " Y-you said you did."

Hans looked out the window, then closed the curtains. "As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I knew, I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere..."

"What-what are you talking about?"

Hans walked over to a candle and put it out. "As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course, but no one was getting anywhere with her. But you..."

"Hans?" Anna was started to freak out.

" You were so desperate for love, you were willing to marry me, just like that!" He picks up a pitcher of water and walks over to the fireplace; about to put the flames out. "I figured after we married" Hans was cut off by the sudden opening of the door and Olaf entered. He was elated to see Anna.

"Anna! You're OK!" He cried in joy.

"Who the fuck are you and why are you talking?" Hans yelled at the snowman.

Olaf looked up to the evil prince. "I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!" He replied. "You must be Hans, Anna's true love, right?"

Hans paused for a moment and then lied; agreeing with the snowman. Anna didn't say anything as she was too weak to talk.

"What's the pitcher of water for, Hans?" Olaf asked.

"I was err...about to heat some water to make Anna some tea." Hans lied again.

"Why would you use a pitcher?" The snowman asked. "Do you even know how to heat up water properly?"

"Alright that's enough of you!" Hans said. He picked up the snowman and threw him against a wall.

Olaf got up slowly as he lost a large amount of snow from the impact. "Why Hans?" He says, his voice trembling.

"You're in my way!" Hans grabbed the snowman again, this time he his snapped one of his twig arms in half. Olaf howled in pain and Hans punched the snowman in the face, knocking him down to the floor.

"Olaf just lied there, in too much pain to do anything. "Please, don't kill me. Let me live!" He managed to say.

"No..." Hans responded. He took the carrot out from the snowman's face and stabbed his body with it repeatedly, making huge holes in the body. "I'd eat this, but I'm allergic." Hans tossed the carrot on the floor

Olaf's eyes fluttered as he slowly died in a puddle of water. "...P-please..."

Hans dragged the snowman and kicked his body into the fire. He dusted his hands off as Olaf screamed for his life as he melted. "Now Anna." He began. "Where were we?"

Anna tilted her head up. "T-thank you." she said.

Hans stared at her wide eyed, confused. "What?"

"Thank you, thank you for killing Olaf."

"But...but he was your friend!"

Anna sighed and sat up. "No, I wanted to kill him from the get go really, he was super annoying on the trip to the North Mountain. And now my heart is thawing knowing that my true love has killed that retched being."

Hans was speechless.

"Wanna make out now?" The princess asked.

Hans shrugged his shoulders. "Aw, why the hell not?" He leaned in and the two started to kiss passionately.

Meanwhile the Duke of Weselton and Elsa are playing a game of twister.