Okay, I know this is a really stupid fanfic, but after I heard the song after watching The Little Mermaid, I just couldn't resist. The italics are Sebastian singing.
*Scene opens in a nice little lagoon. Zelgadis and Amelia are sitting in a small rowboat, in the middle of the water. Lily pads with frogs on them float around in the water, while the edge of the lagoon is surrounded by cattails and other fauna.*
Zelgadis: "What are we doing here, exactly? Are we in a fanfiction or
something?"
Amelia: "..."
*music starts up, Zelgadis' eyes widen, Amelia smiles at him*
Zelgadis: "What the..."
*Suddenly, Sebastian the crab appears, floating along on a lilypad, he starts singing.*
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
Zelgadis: "WHAT?!"
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl
*Zelgadis looks slightly uncertain, he blushes bright red and looks away from Amelia, who is smiling at him*
Zelgadis: "Shut up! I'm NOT going to kiss Amelia!" *Amelia blushes*
Sing with me now...
Sha la la la la la
My oh my!
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl
*Zelgadis glares at Sebastian, wishing very much that he could just fry the stupid crab and get the fanfiction over with. Amelia looks slightly hopeful about something. He glances at Amelia, and blushes some more*
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl
*Zelgadis glares at the crab some more, then realizes that the thing actually has a point.*
Zelgadis: (thinking). *Damn...that crab has a point... Amelia is...well...kinda cute, and I do like her...and this really would be a good spot to...to...Agh! What am I saying?! ....But if I don't do it soon, then the fanfiction will be over and I'll lose my chance!!*
*The music picks up, launching into the finale, and a chorus of frogs, flamingos, and all the other animals that sang this song in the movie join in*
Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
*Zelgadis uncertainly leans forwards a little bit. Amelia's eyes start shining. Zelgadis blushes and tries to maintain his composure*
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl
*Zel leans forwards a little more. Amelia leans forwards too*
Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
*By now, the two are about a foot away from each other.*
The music play
Do what the music say
You got to kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
*Amelia and Zelgadis are about a centimeter away from each other, both kneeling in the middle of the boat. Amelia has her hands on Zelgadis' shoulders, and vice versa. They lean forwards a little more, mouths slightly open..."
Go on and kiss the girl...
"HEY ZEL!!!! AMELIA!!!"
Zelgadis and Amelia: "URK!!!"
*Lina and Gourry walk into the clearing. Lina waves to them both. When she sees how close they are to each other, she grins slyly*
Lina: "Oh-ho-HO!! And what were you two up to while we were out looking for food, hm?"
*Zelgadis and Amelia both hurriedly scramble away from each other to their opposite ends of the boat, blushing like mad. They both try to stop blushing, which only makes them blush even more. Lina's grin becomes even more evil.*
Amelia: *laughs nervously* "We were...we were fishing!! That's it!! Fishing!! And it's very rude to interrupt people when they're busy, Lina-san!!"
Lina: *grins some more* "Oh, I'll bet you were busy..."
*Gourry grins, but not in the same kind of way that Lina's grinning. He doesn't really get it."
Gourry: "Did you guys catch anything?"
Zelgadis: "....Um...." *Gourry's face falls* "Yes!!" *Gourry's face brightens* "We caught this hermit crab!!" *Zelgadis reaches down and grabs hold of Sebastian before he can get away, he hands it to Amelia so he can row them back to shore. Once the boat gets to the shore, the two step out of the boat. Amelia hands Sebastian to Lina.*
Lina: "Aww...this guy isn't good enough for a meal..." *Sebastian sighs in relief* "...But I can still have him as a snack!!" *Sebastians eyes bug out*
Amelia: "Zelgadis!! Lina-san can't eat that crab!! That crab... singing... almost...us...you know..." *she waves her hands around vaguely*
*Lina walks off scene, carrying Sebastian and humming "Les Poissons" (the song that the crazy chef sang) under her breath*
*Gourry watches her go, then waves bye to the two of them and chases after Lina.* "Hey! Lina!! Save some for me!!!"
THE END!!