My Agency Has Gone Insane

by MISSYAlexandra

Gibbs’ team has been doing very strange things lately, hilarity to ensure, do not read if you do not like fellow NCIS characters in strange situations. K for safety. NOT A ONE-SHOT

My Agency Has Gone Insane - By Alexandra and Kirby (:

Summary: Gibbs' team has been doing very strange things lately, hilarity to ensure, do not read if you do not like fellow NCIS characters in strange : Not ours, just borrowing for our insane situations, we promise to return them in mint condition

Abby's lab:

-Abby hugs McGee-

-McGee reaches for Abby's butt-

Abby: I didn't know you were into that sort of stuff, let me show you what I can do.

-Abby starts pulling down McGee's pants-

-Gibbs walks in-

Gibbs: ABBY! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!

-McGee pulls his pants up-

McGee: HEY I THOUGHT I WAS WITH GIBBS!

Abby: No, you got it wrong sister, I'm with Gibbs

-Abby shows McGee her ring-

McGee: This can't be it….

-McGee passes out on the floor-

Gibbs: What the hell is going on?

Abby: I don't know, I thought we were engaged.

Gibbs: Wrong Jethro, I think you meant your dog.

MEANWHILE DOWN IN AUTOPSY.-Ducky is making out with a dead body-Palmer: Do you think I should get a girlfriend?-Ducky stops making out with the body and looks up-Ducky- Why yes, Mr Palmer, there are many fine young women in this room : Thanks for the advice Doctor!-Palmer goes over to the body safes and randomly starts pulling out bodies--Ducky continues making out with bodies-Vance over intercom: Doctor Mallard stop making out with the dead man on the : Man? I swore it was a womanVance: If it were a woman I would be down there with youDucky: Oh dear… My apologies Director VanceVance: All accepted, have a nice dayDucky: Well Mr Palmer, make sure when you find someone to make out with that it is a woman and not a man, otherwise it will make Director Vance angry : Yes Doctor.-Ducky is bored and has nothing to do-Ducky: Oh hell with it!-Ducky starts making out with the body again--Gibbs walks in and drops his coffee on the ground-Gibbs: Duck! What did Vance tell you! No making out with the dead males! We need them!Ducky: Chauvanist.

Gibbs: And Palmer, take that short dress and high heels off! You're not a woman!The Squadroom:

McGee: "Morning Boss"Gibbs: "Mornin' McGee"Gibbs: "Where's Tony and Ziva?"McGee: "They're uhh… over there… making out"

-Gibbs walks over-

Gibbs: "DiNozzo! David! What exactly do you think you're doing?"

Tony: "Uhh… we're heading over to the elevator, Abby has something on the case."

Gibbs: "Not so fast DiNozzo, come here"-Tony awkwardly walks over to Gibbs-

Gibbs: "Deal with your personal life LATER"

Tony: "Sorry Boss"Gibbs: "Oh and one more thing"

-Gibbs turns around and gives Tony a massive headslap-

Tony: "Thank you Boss!"

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