"Porkchops! I demand porkchops!"
Envy winced at the shrill tones cutting through the room.
"And icing!" screeched Lust. "Lemon icing! With chocolate chips! And a muffin! A blueberry muffin! With ba-!" An ungainly squawk signaled blessed silence. Envy sighed in relief and made a mental note to avoid pregnant women at all cost. Also, to send Roy another bottle of chloroform. It sounded like he'd need it.