It was around about midnight and Lin Yao was absentmindedly walking through the streets of Central City. He knew he shouldn't have, but he'd ditched Lanfan and Foo a while back. They may have been with him for his own good, but the reason that he'd gone on this walk was so that he could be alone for a while and no matter how well they hid themselves, whenever those two were with him, he could always tell that they were.

Of course, he was used to it, but there were always times when a young prince does not want other people around. Hence, ditching the guards for a night-time stroll.

Unfortunately, he definitely hadn't counted on an alchemist employed by one of the enemy clans running into him, which they did. Literally.

She loudly yelped, "Bwagh!"

She blinked and pushed her glasses up her nose. She had light blonde hair that obviously hadn't been washed in a while, big circular glasses that were missing a lens and goosebumps all along her arms, thanks to the fact that she wasn't wearing very much at all; only enough to cover the bare minimum that she could get away with. She said, "Hey, are you Lin Yao?"

"Yeah, that's me. Why do you ask?"

She smirked. "Good."

Lin was knocked off his feet by a sudden blast of electricity. He skidded along the path for a metre or so, jumped to his feet and drew his sword. Upon seeing the sword, the girl muttered, "Oh, shit."

She turned 90 degrees and ran straight up the nearest wall, Lin hot on her heels. The second she got onto the roof, she knelt on the edge, just out of sight, waiting for Lin. Stifling a giggle, she carefully drew a transmutation circle on her palm.

Got you now, princey...

Lin jumped onto the roof. Coincidentally, he did so at the exact same time as the girl tried to tackle him. He jumped over her, watched her turn around, lunge for him and slashed at her shoulder. She ducked under it (though she was hit in the back) and slapped her palm onto Lin's chest. There was a sudden loud bang and then…

Nothing.

After what seemed like several hours, Lin awoke, his body aching all over. Close by, he could hear his assailant gabbling to herself- "Oh shit, oh shit, my bosses are gunna slaughter meee…"- and pacing back and forwards. He opened his eyes.

"Whuzzgoin'on?"

"Gah! Oh- um, um… my transmutation sorta went wrong…"

Lin sat up. "How do you mean, wrong?"

The girl bit her lip nervously. "Er, you were supposed to go into sulphur and iron and stuff, but, umm…"

"You better not have transmuted me into a girl…"

"No, but I might as well have. You've become a succubus."

Lin's eye twitched. "So you've just turned me into a male prostitute?"

"Umm… well… yeah."

Everybody in Central was woken by a loud howl of, "NAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!", courtesy of Lin Yao.

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