"Schrodinger's cat is dead!" wailed Al, utterly distraught.
"Schrodinger's cat is NOT dead!" snarled Ed, scribbling furiously on a much-abused scrap of paper.
"Who the hell is Schrodinger?" grumbled Roy, suffling papers sullenly.
"What the hell is a cat?" wondered Black Hayate right before he seriously considered peeing on Roy's boots.