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Tyler-But he does own me sigh

Ultimate- That's right DANCE!

Tyler-No. You can't make me!

Ultimate-Yes I can it's in the contract.

Tyler- Crap, ON WITH THE FIC!

Ultimate- Oh yeah. What he said. NOW DANCE!

A figure's running down a dark alleyway followed by 6 gang members holding improvised weapons like baseball bats and boards with nails in them. The figure turns around to face the gang members at the end of the alley "Shit a dead end. Now these idiots are gonna kill me!", one of the gang members steps forward holding a pistol at his prey's head and says, "Now you're pay for messin' up our base and stealin' all our cash."

Just then another figure steps through the pack of gang members and says, "If you want Tyler you have to go through me."

"Happy to oblige."

The lead gang member rushes at the rescuer but he missed. "Hey come back here!"

"Come on is that really the best you can do?"

He claps his hands and brings his left hand from the elbow joint to a few inches from his fingertips and a polished steel blade comes out of his jacket sleeve attached to his arm. He holds it up to the gang member's throat and says, "now give him his money and his house you stole from him back and don't ever let me see you going after him again or you face me."

He pushes the member into the others and tells him to leave, they do so and trample over each other in the process.

"You sure get into trouble a lot these days."

"Well since I'm the number one enemy of this gang yeah I'd say that's to be expected."

"Well let's go Tyler, we don't want another ambush."

"Hey Ed."

"Yeah?"

"Thanks for saving my butt man if you were a second later I would've been dead."

"No problem"

"C'mon let's go to the ruined place that is my house."

"ok."

So they head over to Tyler's house which is really messed up, bookshelves are in a broken mess on the floor, there are broken dishes everywhere, and tables are busted.

"Geez, this place is really messed up."

"Well, I kinda had to break a lot of stuff so they couldn't catch me."

"I knew you'd be back punk."

So what do you think? Please R&R.