This is a work of fiction. All characters referenced within this story are completely ficticious, any relation to humans living/dead is completely coincidental.
David Cameron was skull fucking a pigs head. David Cameron was the prime minister of dinosaur planet so was a dinosaur and not a creepy looking human being. David Cameroon was clinging to the pigs ears, his finger nails digging into the shapely pig skull. He was whistling loudly because whistling makes you look perfectly normal even if you are doing something kinda gross.
Fox Mccloud landed on the surface of dinosaur planet. He had been here before when he had fighted with general scales, who was the bad guy of the game that they were both in. Fox ran his hand through his hair. Fox is a fox so he has hair all over his body, but he rubbed it through the hair on his head that was not his face. He was here for Tricky's birthday party. Tricky was a shitty little dinosaur that Fox used to travel with. Trickys birthday happened every year and it had been 3 years since Fox had last seen him. Fox hadn't asked Trucky how old he was because he thought it would be a pretty creepy question to ask.
"Hey fox!" Shouted a squeaky familiar voice. Fox turned around and his eyebrow hair moved higher up his head
"Tricky?!" Fox ejaculated, flinging his arms into the air as though he was being held up by terrorists. Tricky was now bigger than he used to be. He was once smaller than Fox but now he was bigger. Fox was not too surprised because he kneew that people get bigger when they grow up even when they are shitty dinosaurs.
"You made iit hear for my birthday!" Tricky exclaimed, bashing his big dinosaur feet on the ground causing a nearby bomb spore to explode killing a family of rabbits. Tricky didn't ccare because he was a reckless maverick who hadn't seen his friend in years.
"So where is the party happening?" Fox asked, looking around at the empty field.
"At the store obvs!" Tricky shouted, making an effort to crush a baby sparrow under his enormous hoof. "My dad, the king earthwalker, is holding a surprise party for me and you're invited!" Fox smiled. Surprise parties were the best, he couldn't wait to see the look on Tricky's face when he found out.
Tricky's dad, the king earth walker stood patiently, his party hat firmly griiipping his scaley dinosaur face.
"When is Tricky getting here!?" Bellowed Tricky's dad, the king earthwalker. "I thought he was out meeting his gay fox friend.
"They are not gay," said Tricky's mom "They were all wiped out in the purge. Tricky's dad, the king earthwalker smiled to himself, remembering the massacre fondly. The creepy genies shop keeper was standing in the corner looking grumpy. She? was looking awkwardly into the corner. Business had been pretty bad for him? ever since her? only customer had left to go fight aliens or something.
The mammoths were not able to attend the party because they were to big too fit in the building.
Fox was walking next to Tricky. He remembered how bad a companion Tricky was and how he always wanted to beat his ass with his staff. Tricky was bigger now so Fox was pretty sure he wouldn't be able to wreck him so easily anymore. After Tricky had finished slaughtering an injured kitten fox saw something that sent a shiver down his spine and tail because he is a fox. The air suddenly filled with large ships, all of them bigger than foxes space ship the Arwing, but smaller than the other ship that the other guys ride on. The sky went black instead of blue like it was before.
"Fox, the party is right this way!" Tricky shouted running towards the store.
"Wait Tricky NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" FOX SHOUted. The entire shop was suddenly exploded like a really big explosion. Everyone inside was kill, including Tricky's dad, the king earth walker. Fox was blown backwards, like when you find a really big spider and decide to remove it with the vacume cleaner instead of a glass and some paper.
Fox heard a loud ringing in his ear. The sound was loud. Everything was really blurry, like when you get your glasses mixed up with your friend's who has a different prescription. There was blood everywhere. Or ketchup, Fox hadn't checked yet. He looked down and saw that he was unharmed, so it wasn't his blood. Fox smiled, it would have sucked being killed. Then he remembered Tricky. He looked around quickly, causing his neck to make a weird cracking sound but it didn't hurt so he didn't worry too much about it. Tricky had lost a leg and had a piece of dinosaur bone sticking out of his eye. It hurt quite a bit.