DARK YAGAMI was a cool dude and totally awesome and no way a mary sue what are you talking about. He tuened on the TV and there was a bald dude talking.
"Aneemay should be enjoyed in the true glorious nipponese lingo, castul" evilled the bald man.
"That is very anti-sugoi" lolled Dark and switched off the TV.
Suddenly the door opening suddenty. A weaboo suddenly burst burst in yelling "ohayo to the rice fields, unkawaii!"
Dark did a turbo speed and doged under the weaboo's attempt at a hadoken. He did a spoopy backflip and shooted "SONIC BOOM" like Von Stroheim from STREET fIGHTrE.
The weeb pulled out a scythe that was a katana at one end and a 27-foot long body pillow of his waifu at the other.
"Watashi wa the end of you kisama!" the weaboo weaboo'd. Dark got mad and punched table then table explode and wreck waifu pillow.
Weaboo got madder than mad bull. "KUSO!" he yelled angryface.
"Miia was worst girl anyway" laughed Dark with evilface. Then he punched Weaboo's head off.
RIP Weaboo.
"I gotta find who do" said Dark and walk.
Bald dude laughed like evil dude.
"Everything is going doki doki" he said in Japanish.
Then NEar got shot and dead but noone care.
A henchman walked up to Bald Dude and Bald Dude give him a paper. Henchman read.
"I like willy?" said henchman.
"I bet you do lol" rofled Bald Dude.
In secret bass Bald Dude had pinball machine, statue of waifu, computer of 20 screen, rocket propelled lion, and nuclear.
"I'm nuclear" sang Bald Dude "I'm kawai"
David Cameron shagged a pig.
"Welcome to meme hell" said the meme devil to L.
"What? Oh, right, I died at the end of the last story. Wait, didn't that all get erased via time travel? Honestly, I don't care" said L.
"Memes" said the meme devil.
"Is that all you can say? Seriously?" sighed L.
"Memes" replied the meme devil helpfully.
"Oh, whatever, now, bring me back to life or I'll murder you" said L.
"Memes!" said the meme devil scaredface.
"I thought so" said L and laughed evil as the meme devil Meme Noted him back to life.
L came back to life in Light's city in America.
"Now I can actually do something, nice" said L.
Near was there, but L Death Noted him and noone cared.
"Dark Yagami must die".
He ran quickly down the road (but not as fast as Sonic) and went to Dark's house. A headless dead Weaboo was in the trash can where it belonged. L laughed evil.
"Now my Meme power will give me victory".
L summoned Yee dinosaur which said "Yee" real loud.
Dark fell out of window but he was hard so he not hurt.
"1v1 me rust" meme'd L under the power of memes.
Dark lolled an evil lol and jumped.
L remembered the basics of CQC and threw Dark down but Dark backflipped spooky and ppulled out two machine sword blasters. Machine swords flew everywhere and L was almost blown to smitheroons, but he doged fast. L pulled out a gunblade fast and fired five thousands boomerangs at Dark per second for exactly seven seconds.
"This isn't even my final form!" he shooted.
Dark got out a bom that had nuclear in it to make bigger bang andd threw.
L did a CQC on the bomb and it flew back, blowing up Dark!1!