Dude's Night
A another one shot while the boys are at the Hyuuga mansion. Like the board meeting. ONWARD TO THE FUN?!?!?! Let see what these teens are up to shall we?
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(Naruto is the first to Arrive)
Neji: Hello Naruto
Naruto: Hey Neji. Is Hinata home?
Neji: No....I made sure of that.
Naruto: Okay good. Remember this is supposed to be a dude's Night thing.
Naruto: Tenten too? and Sakura? and Ino too?
Neji: Yes yes and HELL yes. It's us guys Naruto
Naruto: Can I come in?
Neji: Yeah sure.
(Neji lets Him in)
Neji: your the first to come in. I got a Movie all set up. Your gonna like it very much.
Naruto: Cool.
(A door bell rings.)
Neji:I'll get it.
(Open's door to see Shino, Kiba, Sasuke,and Lee)
Neji:Hey guys.
Everyone outside: Yo
Neji: Come in. Naruto is a bit early
Sasuke: heh that's a first
Naruto: (From inside.) What was that asshole? Your the worst?
Sasuke: Hey Naruto. Did you bring the good this time? It's your turn to get the snacks.
Naruto: (From inside.) Yeah I got em. Now get your asses in here I already popped in the flick.
(they walk in.)
Kiba:Hey By the way did you ditch your cousin Neji?
Naruto and Neji: Yes.
Sasuke: And the other Idiots?
Neji and Naruto: Yes Sasuke them too
Neji: though I think Idiot is a bit much don't you think
Sasuke: Nope.....sounds about right to me
Kiba: ....Sasuke you got some women trouble My friend
Sasuke: you too Kiba. What about that blonde girl from the club last weel
Kiba: What you mean Yami? She's old news man.
Lee: So Neji What kind of Movie did you order
Neji: Iron man
Lee: Sweet. Oh and by the way Shikamaru and Chouji are gonna be a bit late.
Neji: I know they called me earlier. Said they ran into the girls and Are trying to Escape the barrage of questions.
( the door bell rings again)
Naruto: Heh That must be them now
Sasuke: 20 ryo says it ain't
Naruto: Your on Sasuke.
(Neji's answers the door to find Hinata)
Sasuke: pay up Naruto
Naruto:.....I hate you (Hands over the money.)
Sasuke: thank you. Hey.......20 more ryo says she forgot something.
Naruto: double or nothing pal
Sasuke: deal
Hinata:Umm...Neji?
Neji: Lady Hinata what is it?
Hinata:I...was wondering if Naruto was here? I wanted to give him something.
Naruto: Yeah I'm here (He turns and smiles at Sasuke)
Sasuke:........I hate you
Naruto: Pay up and shut up.
Sasuke: (Hands over the Money)
Naruto: Thank you for your patronage
Hinata: Ummm N-n-n-Naru-t-t-to? (slightly red)
Naruto: Yeah what do want?
Hinata: Your forgot this bag.(grabs a bag from the floor)
Sasuke:.....oh did he now (turns to Naruto)
Sasuke: 60 ryo says it's the drinks
Naruto: Deal
Sasuke: Hinata what's in the bag that Naruto forgot.
Hinata: (Kinda red.) H-h-his drinks for the stay over I-I-I- th-th-th-think.
Sasuke: thank you Hinata (Walks over to Hinata and grabs the bag. All the while Hinata is sneaking glances at Naruto Who was a little pissed)................I believe your words are pay up and shut up Naruto.
Naruto; fuck you Sasuke (Hands over the money) Thank you Hinata.
Hinata: Goodbye......See you later tonight Naruto (She waves shyly).
Naruto:Yeah...will do
(Hinata leaves)
(Everyone looks at Naruto and are holding back there laughs)
Neji:... Tonight you say? You gonna do something later with Lady Hinata?
Naruto: ....I will not answer that question.
(A cell phone rings: Playing the Shoulder lean by Young dro)
Naruto: Hey sasuke is that your cell?
Sasuke: Yes Naruto
Naruto: Hey Lee
Lee: Yes Naruto
Naruto: 80 ryo says it's either Sakura or Ino
Lee: I accept your challenge
(Sasuke answers his cell)
Sasuke: Hello?
Phone: HEYYYYYY SASUKE! It's me Ino
Lee:I accept this loss and will learn from it (Hands Over the money)
Naruto: Hahahahahaaa Sucker
Kiba: Hey Naruto, While your at it 100 ryo says she is gonna ask him to her house. Possibly to do something evil.
Naruto: double or nothing.
Kiba: your gonna regret that.
Sasuke: What do you want Ino?
Phone: What I just wanted to know of you are available after your dude time.
Sasuke: You want me to go to your house right?
Phone: How did you know?
(Kiba turns to grin at Naruto)
Naruto:...........ass
Kiba: Ahh this is gonna be great
Naruto: Whatever Kiba.(Hands over the money.)
Kiba:Sucker
Sasuke: I already told you damn it no means no.
Phone:Jeez Sasuke I just wanted your help to move some stuff around my house. Pervert
Sasuke: .....Why don't I believe you?
Naruto:Hey Kiba 400 ryo says her answer is "What makes you think you don't believe me?"
Kiba:Deal
Phone: What makes you think you don't believe me?
(Naruto Puts out a peace sign)
Kiba:Shit
Shino: You guys are such gamblers.
Kiba: Shut up Shino I don't see you in on this.
Neji: I got a bet for ya Shino. 800 ryo says Ino outside the house.
Shino: I do not wish to rob you Neji:
Neji: Oh really......*Cough* Pansy *Cough*
Shino: Your on bitch.
(Neji goes to a window and opens it to See Ino outside his window . her appearance is rather questionable.)
Neji: HEY INO BEAT IT.
(Ino jumps out of the Bushes)
Ino: AHH DAMN IT. (She hangs up the phone and Runs away)
(Neji turns around and grins at Shino,)
Shino:...........I hate you...........
Neji: In the immortal Words of My blonde friend here: Pay up and shut up.
Shino:(Hands over the money)...I'll get it back
(The doorbell rings)
Shino: 1000 ryo says It's Shikamaru and Chouji. And Chouji is eating some BBQ chips
Neji: deal (Walks over the door and opens it find Shikamaru and Chouji with chips)
Neji: Hello fellas.
Shikamaru and Chouji: yo
Neji: Chouji what kind of chips are those?
Chouji: Dorito's Cooler ranch.
Neji: Thank you. (turns ans grins at Shino)
Shino:.....this is why I don't gamble.
(Shikamaru and Chouji walk in)
Shikamaru: Not that I care but what are you guys doing?
Naruto: We are betting on what will happen next when an event comes to pass.
Shikamaru: Oh really?
Sasuke: I made and lost some ryo
Naruto: I made a killing
Lee: I have lost
Shino:........Neji cheated
Neji: Stop being sulky all the time. And I just made a few bucks on you two just now.
Chouji: Oh yeah then I have a bet for ya. 2000 Ryo says Sakura is gonna call you Sasuke
Sasuke:......your on
(Chouji and Shikamaru lye in wait.)
(The phone rings, Again playing Sasuke's ring tone)
Sasuke: Hello?
Phone: YOU ASSHOLE?!?!?! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE AT THE HOUSE LIKE THAT.
Sasuke: Who the fuck is this?
Phone: Oh like you don't know you womanizer. Tell me Sasuke does the name Sakura Haruno Mean ANYTHING TO YOU?
Sasuke:...we are sorry...your call has been disconnected....please check the number and dial again.
(Sasuke hangs up,)
Chouji:......Pay up dude
Sasuke:..........you fat fuck
Chouji:Stop being gay and fork over then money (grabs the money from Sasuke)
Sasuke:.....I really fucking hate you.
Shikamaru: Hey Naruto. I got a bet for ya.
Naruto:what?
Shikamaru:4500 Ryo says Ino is gonna call you and try attempt No. 45
Naruto: Your on boy.
(Phone rings. It's Neji's cordless)
Neji: Hello. Hyuuga Residence. Neji speaking.
Phone:Hey is Naruto there?
Neji: Whom may I say is calling.
Phone:It's me uhhhh Sakura Yeah that's it.
Naruto: you were saying?(Smiling)
Shikamaru: Uh uh uuhh Don't count me out just yet.
Phone:Me and Hinata want to know when your get together is done.
Neji: They will be here late Ino.
Phone:I'm not Ino Neji.
Neji: Then Why did Hinata say your name in the background?
Phone: (Yelling while covering the speaker) DAMN IT HINATA. (removes hand from speaker): Ehehehehehee I'll call him later (hangs up)
Neji:goodbye (hangs up the phone)
Naruto:.....smart ass (hand over the money)
Shikamaru: Yeah yeah yeah pay up. It's flat.
Sasuke: Okay can we get thins movie started please?
(everyone rambles random crap)
Neji: Okay okay Lets get movie night going
(everyone takes a spot on the floor and Get ready to watch the movie)
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There ya have it. Another dialogue Done. another side split. have fun with this one.