This is my first story! Woo - hoo! It came to me at half 11 at night, in a moment of madness ... you can probably tell when you read it ... enjoy!
Teddy and James, Pie Extraordinaires.
"Ow … ow…ow…ow…ow…"
"Shut up, James."
"Ow ..ow…ow…what?"
"Shut up."
"It's not … ow … my …. Ow … fault."
"James, shut up! You'll blow our cover!"
"It's not my fault the cat was lying in wait! I mean, what's it doing, lying on the doorstep like that? I'm surprised it wasn't stepped on before."
"You could at least have tried to save the pie, never mind screaming in my ear!"
"It was hanging off my leg! It's vicious, that thing, I tell you."
"I've still got apple pie down my shirt, how will I explain that to your Gran? She's still mad at me for turning Hugo's toad purple."
"Oh, yeah … that was good, that was."
"James, pay attention! If someone finds us holed up in here, they'll get the wrong impression."
"Ew … Teddy … you are weird … what goes on in that mind of yours?"
"A lot more than ever enters your mind, Little Cous."
"It was your idea to steal the pie! There I was, content as a cucumber to wait 'til dinnertime, and then you come along with that stupid, goofy grin that always gets us into trouble …"
"Shut up, James! We have to get out, I'm going mad staying here with you."
"I'm not exactly having the best time of my life, either."
"Just think, how can we get out of here?"
"Hmm … you can use magic … and I can't …"
"Clever, very clever. Well done, James!"
"I've got it! When no-one's there, you jump -"
"James, we're in the kitchen! There's always someone in the kitchen."
"Damn… We're stuck, then."
"No … I'm not! I'll climb out when there is someone there, and I'll pretend I've been looking for … er … my broomstick polisher, or something …"
"What about me?"
"You'll just have to get out later, won't you?"
"That's not fair! I should be the one getting out first, you brought me into this."
"Yeah, but you were the one who blew our cover, so we had to dive in here!"
"Well, you could pretend to be … er …"
"I'm going … see ya!"
"NO! I'm going FIRST!"
"James, shut up!"
"Gef yuf han off my mowf!"
"You'll get us caught!"
"Hang on … I can smell something … something … sweet … like … CHOCOLATE!"
"We're in Grandma Weasley's pantry!"
"She is going to murder us. Remember what happened to Rosie when she snuck in here?"
"Oh yeah … that was bad, that was … Have you seen how she always twitches when she comes near the pantry?"
"But we're not Rosie are we? And we're in a room filled with Granma's cooking …"
" … And chocolate …"
"… And no one knows we're here …"
" … And we can't get out …"
"…Might as well make the most of it."
"Exactly. So, Jamesie … shortbread - or sponge?"
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