The List
One day Naruto found a piece of paper on the ground, this is what it said.
Here is a list of cool pranks to play on Kakashi.
1. Steal his headband and put glitter on it.
2. Make animal noises at him, then pretend you didn't do it.
3. "Accidentally" push him into someone important.
4. Tell him that his headband makes him look fat.
5. Use finger puppets to re-act some of his embarrassing moments.
6. Sing "Sexy Back" 24-7.
7. Sing "I know a song that never ends" 24-7.
8. Tell him you saw a mouse run up his leg and watch him scream like a girl.
9. Give him a makeover and include a lot of pink.
10. Throw him a tea party.
11. Try playing all his wine glasses as musical instruments, smash a few then say you just wanted to make pretty music.
12. Buy him a kitten, name it Little Kakashi.
13. Decorate all his kuni and shiruaken with smiley faces
14. Declare everyday opposite day.
15. Give him a pet, that bites, hard.
16. Play a game of Scrabble with him and dominate.
17. Run around singing the Ben 10 theme song. (no one can stand that)
18. Quote random things.
19. Watch scary movies and scream every five seconds.
20. Paint his nails while he sleeps.
21. Hide behind him and hum the Jaws music all day.
22. Play with his weapons when you think he's not looking.
23. Introduce him to Ty Pennington.
24. Learn a song in another language and get it stuck in his head.
25. Tell your momma jokes 24-7.
26. Ask him how he eats in his mask.
27. Poke him 24-7.
28. Do the "I'm not touching you" joke 24-7.
29. Tell him his mask looks weird.
30. Make him sit in a 9th grade sex-ed class.
31. Get a little kid to dress like him and follow him around.
32. Make him wait in a lot of lines and when you get to the front always say "na" and walk away.
33. Hide behind a corner, hum Jaws music, then when he gets close, jump out and scare him. (you may need to take him to the hospital after that.)
And if your still alive, congratulations, you did better than I did.