Disclaimer: I don't own anything, blah blah blah, other people own the stuff, odd superhero names are mine, I think, I'm not sure because I'm just that sad, things stuff and other things and such.

Author's Notes: They already have the prize of immortality, but why not go for complete total immortality? (is that even possible?) My Who Wants To Be A Superhero/Lupin fanfic. Some of the names and outfits are taken from the Super Magical Lupin Adventure story. Poor Stan, having the task of sending some of these people home. xD

I wrote this chapter so long ago and never got around to putting it here. Now the show is over and I'll have to watch them online for any type of reference I need. xD It's not exact to the show, but it's close enough. Plus it works, mate.

How it works: Okay, so this is how the story will be. After the intro chapter, the following chapters will be posted in three parts, the small challenge, the big challenge and the elimination. After that it's up to the readers to vote on who will get kicked off or in the case of the last chapter, win. I would like if you voted on who you think did the worst or best and not who you like or hate as a character. I want this to be fun and am not writing this with one person favored. Before writing the big challenge, I use a number randomizer to pick the three to be put on the red blocks. (All the characters are numbered in my notebook and they will keep that same number throughout the story.) Then, using the character flaws already given to them in the anime, manga, whatever, I write it so they have a reason to be called up. It's then up to the reader to pick.

Voting will last 10 days. After that I will begin writing the next chapter, so I'm not sure how long it will be between posting. And then, the cycle will continue.

I know, it's goofy, but so far it's been fun writing it. So, hopefully you will enjoy reading. :3

Introductions

Ten contestants, all in their superhero outfits, lined up in the large auditorium, each awaiting to talk to comic legend Stan Lee.
When the time came, each was to stand in front of a large screen, of which Stan appeared, and tell him about their superhero selves in less than five minutes.
First up was Mamo, wearing a stunning replica of General Napoleon's outfit. He smirked at Stan.
"Greetings, Superhero," Stan said with much enthusiasm. "Why don't you explain a little about yourself?"
"I am God of Cloning, but you can call me God." He gave an evil little laugh.
"Okay..." Stan looked a little unsure of the name.
"I have the ability to clone anyone at anytime, although it will take years for them to be of any use. But still, it's very devious and God-like." He then put on his best evil face and laugh. "Oh yeah," he said quickly before leaving. "I also like kittens and ladybugs." He gave a cute face and skipped off.
"Uh huh." Stan nodded slowly, hoping the next person would be better. His hopes faded as Zenigata walked up.
He wore a girl scouts outfit and blond wig, four boxes of cookies tucked under his arm. He went right into his intro, not giving Stan enough time to speak.
"I am Bringer of Sweet Magical Tasty Cookies. Not only are these cookies good to eat, but with just a flick of the wrist they become lethal weapons."
He opened a box of Do-Si-Dos and grabbed a handful, flinging them around with excellent precision as random people were hit in the head and knocked out.
"That's fine," Stan said hurriedly, hoping no one was killed by the demonstration.
Zenigata nodded, standing at attention before walking off.
Next up was Mr. X, dressed in a silver buttoned up labcoat, black pants and silver boots. "I am Angry Guy of Anger," he said with a voice of authority and a sneer. "I get angry and invent ways to kill those who anger me. DO NOT get me angry!" he warned Stan before walking off.
Stan sighed, giving up on the show altogether, but sticking around because the Sci-Fi channel would sue him if he walked out on his contract.
Goemon walked up, dressed like he normally does, his sword held at his side. "I am Goemon."
Stan looked down at some notes in front of him. "Yes, but what is your superhero name?"
"Huh?"
"Crazed Samurai Dude!" Lupin yelled from off-camera.
"Uh, yeah," Goemon hesitated, looking over at Lupin. "Crazed Samurai Dude." It pained him to say it, the pain clearly visible.
"And what kind of powers do you have?" Stan asked.
Goemon pulled out the note that Lupin had given to him and started to read. "I know lots of martial arts stuff and can chop things up real good with my sword." He groaned as Lupin's laughter was heard. Head bowed, he walked off in defeat.
Fujiko came next, walking up very proper-like. "I am Evil Magic Stealer Witch," she said with pride, wearing a short blue skirt, blue long sleeved tunic and oversized blue pointy magicians hat. Her calf high boots were black leather. "Even though I mainly steal magic, I won't hesitate to help someone in need...as long as the reward fits my taste." She smiled, nodded and walked off.
Stan sighed, thinking there was finally one sane superhero on the show.
Pycal was next, his outfit more bright than the others, with his long sleeved red shirt, orange sleeveless tunic and white pants tucked into black boots. "I am Fire Bringer of Death. I hunt down people and burn them. To death!"
Stan sighed more deeply as he slouched down in his chair.
Inspector Melon came out, dressed as a cowgirl, long sleeved blue shirt, tan vest, blue jeans, tan cowboy boots, tan cowboy hat and a black mask. "I am Insane Justice Cop," she said with a flourish, showing what she could do right off as she threw handcuffs around the room, hitting every overhead light, then pulling out her gun and shooting all of the remaining lights, casting the place in darkness.
After the stage workers replaced the lights, it was Jigen's turn, walking up in a very outlandish pimp outfit of blues, purples and yellows, a large feathered hat pulled low on his head. "I am Super Magical Mofo Pimp. You mess with my ho's and I'll shoot your effing head off!" He then made some odd hand gestures and walked off.
"Two more," Stan groaned, slouched deeper in his chair.
"I am Time Traveller," Mamou said loudly. He was dressed as a musketeer, his long sleeved red poofy shirt covered in a black vest, a black cape over that. His black hat was adorned with a large red feather. His mask, pants and boots were also black. "I can go back in time and stop an event from occurring. Get me mad enough and I will go back and erase your family from existence."
"Is he serious?" Stan asked while looking over to his right.
Last up was Lupin, walking out in black snowboots, black snowpants and a red poofy snow jacket with fur trimmed hood pulled over his head. "Super Magical Gore-tex Parka Eskimo here. You want powers? I'm a master of disguise, I can woo almost any woman, I come up with the craziest gadgets, I drive exceptionally well, no safe is unbreakable with me, counterfeits are no match for my keen eyes, I'm rich, know what fine dining is, am up-to-date in the latest fashion and I can undress in point zero nine seconds."
"What does any of that have to do with being an eskimo?"
"I have no idea," Lupin answered with a smile.
"Oh..."
Once the intros were complete, the ten contestants stood together in front of the screen. "Superheroes." Stan addressed the group, once again trying to get in the spirit of things. "During your time here you will be put through many challenges and I will be watching closely to see which of you has what it takes to be a true superhero."
The ten watched and nodded as he spoke.
"I will meet with you back at the secret lair, where you will be put through your first test. Now go, superheroes. Excelsior!"
No one knew what excelsior even meant, and none had heard of it before, and so no one said it, leaving a quiet awkward moment.