A/N: This is kind of new for me usually I write angst stories but this is a humor/romance. So please bear with me and its suckyness. Just because I'm starting a new story doesn't mean I'm forgetting about my others!! I know Jess is a little out of character but I believe that he has that sweet side to him also. I hope you guys like it and Review please!!!!!

Warning!!!!! The story is rated T but in this chapter and this chapter only there is adult material some almost sexxx.

Chapter 1: The Last Straw

"I'm goin' out!!" Jess yelled from his bedroom, throwing on his leather jacket.

There was no answer, he wasn't really expecting one. He walked into the small living room to find his mom passed out on the couch. Jess picked up a blanket and placed it gently her. He got a glass of water and a bottle of aspirin and put it on the coffee table. He lit a cigarette and walked out of the apartment.

All of this was a nightly routine for him. He walked through the dark city streets, alighted by bright florescent lights. Jess looked at his watch; it was 2:15 a.m. He walked into a nearby convenience store. He went to the refrigerator, took out a case of beer, and went to the counter.

"Hey Jess, meeting up with Tom and Kira tonight?" Asked the middle aged man behind the counter.

"Yea." Jess replied smirking slightly. "Can I have a pack of Camel too, I'm running low."

The man nodded and handed it to him. Jess handed him a twenty.

"Keep the change. See ya." He headed out the door and turned a near corner into a shadowed alleyway.

Two figures stood in the alley one of medium height, and one much taller. As Jess approached their faces came into view, it was Tom and Kira. Kira was the smaller of the two, with long brown hair with red highlights and choppy bangs. She had icy blue/grey eyes that when she was mad flickered ominously, she was skinny and had a good form. Tom was very tall with an athletic build; he had black curly hair that fell into his chocolate brown eyes.

"Hey babe." Jess said kissing Kira passionately.

"Okay…. Enough with the PDA, give me the booze!!" Tom said laughing grabbing the case from Jess' hand.

In the alleyway there were couches and chairs, empty assorted liquor bottles littered the ground from the other recent late night meetings. Tom was staring at the sky, his eyes completely glazed over, but it was normal for him. Jess and Kira were sitting on the couch together, Jess' arm around her waist and he had a beer in the other hand. Kira had her head tipped back chugging her bottle, once she was done with it she threw it at Tom and started laughing wildly.

"What the fuck Kira?!" Tom shouted angrily standing up from his chair.

Kira stood up too, but fell back onto the couch.

"God Tommy, don't get your undies in a bunch." Kira said laughing loudly.

Jess sat there smirking through the whole argument. Tom started to storm away, and Kira started running after him, Jess could have sworn she was shouting something like "Don't get your knickers in a twist." Jess stood up laughing, took the case in his hand and followed.

"Tom, you seriously need to control yourself. I mean really it was just a joke, chill." Jess stated coolly handing him and Kira a beer, and taking one for himself too.

They walked down the streets and came to Washington Square Park, their favorite hangout. Jess handed Tom the case of beer and walked over to a bench with Kira. Kira sat on Jess' lap wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him.

"I love you." He said, Kira giggled like a 7 year old.

"I'm gunna head home it's already 4:30." Tom said standing up, he was swaying a little but he managed to walk without falling over.

"See ya later." Jess said.

"Tootles!!!!!!" Kira said wiggling her fingers in a wave.

"Do you want to come back to my house?" Jess asked caressing her cheek.

"Sure, baby." Kira replied kissing him.

They starting walking to Jess' apartment their fingers enlaced with each other. When the got in Liz wasn't on the couch anymore and the glass of water and bottle of aspirin were gone. Jess looked over at her bedroom, the door was cracked open and her TV was on.

"Come on." Jess said pulling at Kira's arm.

They walked into his room, and Kira closed the door behind her. It was small with so many rock band posters and collages on the walls that you couldn't tell what color the room was. There was a large bookcase completely filled with all different kinds of books and in the middle of the room was a twin bed.

Jess took of his leather jacket and threw it on the floor. Kira pressed Jess up against a wall and kissed him, almost demandingly. She put her fingers through the belt loops on his jeans, and ran her fingers through his hair. Jess intensified the kisses and picked Kira up bridal style and placed her on his bed. He forced her down on the bed and kissed up and down her jaw line.

"I love you so fucking much." She said trailing her finger tip down his chest to his pants line.

He started to take off her shirt and her jeans, kissing her up and down her neck. Kira ran her fingers through Jess' hair whispering how much she loved him in his ear. He stripped down to just his plaid boxers showing off his amazing body (sorry had to add it). He was just about to slide off Kira's boy shorts when he heard a raspy voice from behind the door.

"Jess honey, are you in there?" Liz asked in a low tone, knocking on the door lightly.

Kira's eyes widened in fear she shot up from the bed struggling to get her tank top and jeans back on.

"Hold on ma'!" Jess shouted also trying to get his clothes back on.

"Okay come in!" Jess said once he and Kira were at least semi dressed.

Liz walked in to see Jess and Kira sitting on the bed, their arms around each others waist. She looked around and noticed that Jess' belt was lying at the foot of the bed, his jacket thrown on the floor, and Kira's hair was disheveled.

Kira looked at Jess with worried eyes, like their secret was let out. Jess gave her shoulder reassuring squeeze.

"What's the matter mom?" Jess asked innocently.

"Umm…nothing I forgot." She said walking out of Jess' room.

Kira let out a sigh of relief and Jess smirked at her.

"I'm gunna go. I'll see you tomorrow baby." Kira said kissing him passionately before walking out of the apartment.

Jess walked over to his bookcase and took out To Kill a Mocking Bird one of his all time favorites, laid down on his bed and began to read.

Liz walked into the kitchen sat down at the table and put her head in her hands. She didn't want Jess to screw up his life the way she had hers, but she had no way to change him. She started crying silently she looked at the clock and saw it was 6:45 a.m.; she picked up the phone to call the only person she knew would help her.

The phone rang a couple of times until someone picked it up.

"Luke? It's Liz." She said sniffing a little bit.

"Oh um, hey. What's the matter?" Luke asked.

"It's Jess, I'm worried about him. I don't want him to be like me, but he already is. I almost walked in on him and his girlfriend having sex! He's out all the time drinking and doing whatever else he does. I don't know how to stop him from doing all this. He's only sixteen; he shouldn't be like this it's all my fault." Liz said sobbing.

From his room Jess heard his mom sobbing. He tuned into the conversation and by the way she was talking he knew she was talking to his Uncle Luke.

"Well Liz, all I can say is if you want I can take him for awhile. Have him live in Stars Hallow with me, maybe I can change him." Luke offered.

All Luke heard was some sobbing, and a faint "Okay, when should I send him?"

"Tonight would be okay for me." He stated.

"Alright. Thanks Luke you're my hero." She said before hanging up.

Jess sat up straight when he heard he was leaving. He couldn't leave NYC was his home, his friends and girlfriend lived here. He would not go to live in the crackpot town his Uncle lived in.

Liz walked into Jess' room and sat on his bed.

"Honey, I need you to pack your things." She said tears still falling a little from her eyes.

Jess looked at her with confusion.

"Your not sending me to live with Luke are you?!?" Jess shouted.

"Jess I need you to go, please. You don't know how hard this was for me. I wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't the best choice." She said.

Jess shook his head and simply told his mom "Go fuck yourself." With that he slammed the door on her.

He called the first person that came to his mind.

"Kira, I'm leaving New York tonight." He said kicking his wall.

There was silence on the other side.

"B-but why?" She said starting to choke up.

"My mom thinks it's the best thing for me right now. I called to ask you if you would come with me to the bus before I go." He said.

"Okay." Kira said. Jess could hear she was crying, he felt bad for having to tell her this.

"Meet me at 4:00."

"I love you." She said before hanging up.

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Jess was standing at the bus station with his duffle bag filled with his things. Kira came up from behind him and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Tom couldn't get here, but he told me to give this to you." Kira said handing Jess a dime bag with the superman symbol on it.

Jess began to laugh and Kira smiled slightly.

A mans voice came over the intercom saying the bus to Harford Connecticut is now boarding.

"That's me." Jess said.

"I love you, please don't forget about me." She said her eyes pleading with him.

"I won't, I promise." Jess said kissing her for last time before boarding the bus.

As the bus pulled away he looked out the window at Kira standing there, tears rolling down her cheeks.

A/N: This chapter wasn't very funny I'm sorry. But I hope it will get funnier!!!!

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