Summary: Just as the title says. 30 well known, or maybe not, facts about Yugi Moto, everyone's favorite cheerful midget world-saver (NOT his sexy alter ego).
Warning! Kplus for one mentioning of impalement.
Genre: Humor
A/N: I have been told someone else did this idea, but I don't care. I'm think of doing one or two more of these, in either Yu-Gi-Oh or Full Metal Alchemist. (See bio for 1-shots about Seto Kaiba and Roy Mustang) Input would be nice.
Yugi Moto. Well, being the main character and everything, you'd think that there wouldn't be much a person doesn't know about him. Wacky hair, smiling face, King of Games and repeated saver of the world. That's all, right?
Wrong! There's much more to his character than meets the eye. Reading the 30 facts below will prove the complexity of this midget genius most of us love.
In the proper time or situation, Yugi Moto will/would…
1. Have dreams about talking to cards.
2. Wear multiple layers even in the best weather.
3. Get his body hijacked during card games.
4. Have growth spurts at indeterminate times, and STILL be a midget.
5. Find something to cry about.
6. Get called named like "Porcupine Head" and "Star Head" and "Spiky"
7. Set his friend up on a date with a spirit.
8. Get blasted/beat up/stabbed by really painful holograms.
9. Angst.
10. Repeatedly save the world while winning card game tournaments.
11. Trip over a rock and land on his sharp, heavy Puzzle and then NOT get impaled.
12. Be absent for the exciting parts.
13. Have a brush with death during a card game, more than once.
14. Assemble a puzzle in a burning building.
15. Lose pieces of his body in front of an audience.
16. Get harpoons hurled at him.
17. Go to school to play card games.
18. Walk into traps la-di-dah.
19. Wear goth-like clothes when he isn't goth and would never pass for goth and doesn't act goth and couldn't even pretend to be goth.
20. Run screaming from zombies.
21. Bellow in frustration.
22. Skip school to save the world.
23. Save the world about 5,023 times.
24. Play card games under his own strength to prove he isn't just an accessory to his sexy alter-ego.
25. Wear the same 3 colors all the time.
26. Have hair that's beyond belief but is rarely commented upon.
27. Claim that someone's "toying with him" like 329 times.
28. Dive out of doors in mid-air.
29. Fail to "check his pulse, Yugi".
30. Never show his mother to the public.