Title: Kurt, Puck & Pornos
Characters: Puck, Kurt
Genre: Humor, Romance
Pairing: Puck/Kurt
Rating: PG
Words Count: 525
A/N: I had this thought in my mind of Puck and Kurt watching pornos and Kurt freaking out. It was supposed to be funny but I think I just failed my thought =( I know it probably sucks but I'd like to dedicate this story to .
Summary: I've tried watching those movies and I think about how they were all kids once and have mothers and God what would their mothers think?
Kurt threw his bag on the chair in the kitchen and headed for the fridge to fix himself a sandwich. He was about to open it when Puck called him. He frowned in confusion. He was sure to be alone in the house since Finn's car wasn't in the driveway and Burt and Carole were still at work.
He climbed the stairs and went into his room finding Puck sitting at his desk looking at something on his computer.
"Did you break in again?" he asked, walking over to his boyfriend and sliding his arms around his neck. He was about to press a kiss to the tanned skin of his neck when his eyes caught sight of the screen. "You're watching porn on my computer?"
"It's gay porn," Puck said, like that made perfect sense. His hand reached up and took hold of Kurt's. He gently moved the boy around and made him sit in his lap.
"Puck…"
"I'm trying to understand what the hell we're supposed to do."
"And you want to learn sex through pornos?"
Puck looked at his boyfriend nodding, thinking 'what better way to learn something than watch someone doing it?' but saw the blush spreading on Kurt's cheeks and he wouldn't look at the screen. He arched an eyebrow inquiringly. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"Huh-uh." He tightened his hold around his boyfriend's waist and clicked on another video. "I thought that maybe if you caught me watching it, I could get some action."
"How can you get turned on watching this? Don't you think about their mothers? And they're someone's brothers and sisters and it could be your sister or mine if I had one. Oh my God, Finn could start doing pornos and we'd end up watching him and…" Kurt trailed off when he caught Puck's open wide eyes. "What?"
"Are you for real?"
"I… I tried watching those movies," suddenly, Kurt was feeling even more embarrassed than when he had had that
conversation with Blaine. "But then I start thinking about them being little kids and having mothers and why getting a tattoo right there or what their mothers would think and…" He hit Puck in the chest and stood up. "Stop laughing."
"You think about their mothers?"
"Well, imagine that you go on a website like… like that one and…" he started stuttering and every time his eyes would fall on the screen, he'd look away blushing furiously. "And you open a video and there's your sister! Or what… what if you saw Beth in one?"
Puck opened his mouth a few times, his eyes fixed on Kurt's red face and downcast eyes. "I…"
"They're someone's someone, you know?"
"I think you've just killed pornos for me." Puck slouched in the chair and darted a glance at the screen where two guys were still going at it. Chills ran up his spine and he quickly closed the window and deleted the browsing history.
Kurt smiled softly at the boy and bent down to kiss him on the cheek. "Don't worry, you've got me."
Puck turned around in his sit and pulled Kurt back down onto his lap.