Alright, this is the last Mary-Sues of All Kinds story. It will not include Suebasher, who is pretty much dead. The main characters will all try and explain to you how not to write a Sue. You actually probably already know, but a refresher is good for everyone, and some people might be reading this who don't.
This is set between 'Lake Laogai' and the finale. Once again, little or nothing will be mentioned about the actual series. All you need to know is that they're in Ba Sing Se.
Disclaimer: C'mon, people. Nobody's that stupid. I... do... not... own... this! Thank you.
Sokka was hungry. He ducked his head into one of their packs, and began rifling through them. He was very surprised when his hand hit something that was much harder than any food item he had felt in a long time.
Pulling it out, he found it to be a small black object with a logo and writing in a strange language on the top.
"Toph!" shouted Sokka. "Did you leave the laptop in the food bag again?"
"Yes," replied Toph.
"Why?"
"Because I felt like it." The warrior glared at the blind Earthbender.
"That's not very nice."
"I know."
Not having much to say to that, Sokka opened up the computer. They had discovered it weeks ago, when it was sent to their world to help them fight a race of creatures known as the Sues. They had found a book in an earlier adventure, but the book had disappeared through a plot hole shortly after the Sue was banished.
The computer hadn't.
"I wonder why it's still here," commented Katara coming through the door. She wiped her hands on a dishtowel before continuing. "Everything else disappeared. Momo and Appa can't talk anymore, Toph's Banishing Wand is gone, the Random People have stopped appearing... but the laptop is still here."
"Maybe they disappeared through plot holes," suggested Aang from where he sat, playing with Momo. "But since Suebasher sent us this one, she can't take it away anymore."
"It sounds likely," agreed Katara. There was a pause, as for once, nobody in the group had anything to say.
Suddenly, Sokka leaned over the computer on his lap and began hitting keys. "What're you doing?" asked Aang.
"I'm seeing if there's anything new from Suebasher," he replied.
"But I thought Momo said she wouldn't be writing anymore!" exclaimed Katara.
"He said she wouldn't be helping us anymore," corrected Sokka. "She could still write other stories."
"Does she have anything?" asked Toph as the computer stopped searching. Sokka nodded. "This one, Celeste's Story, sounds new."
"Celeste?" Toph repeated, paling. Everyone remembered her first encounter with a Sue, the odd-looking girl who called her 'Toffee' and offered insights into her love life.
"It's probably just a coincidence," Aang said hurriedly.
"Well, Suebasher did say she'd written a 'Celeste' a long time ago," Sokka commented. The others glared at him. "What?"
"You just never think, do you?" asked Katara.
"Sure I do!"
As the pair argued, Aang leaned around Sokka to read the story.
A/N Well, I had posted this a long time ago, but after some idiots flamed me, I took it down. But I'm putting it back up again, with the warning that flames are not accepted.
"That doesn't sound good," commented Sokka, moving out of the way so that Aang could get in a more comfortable position.
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar.
In a tiny village that was so small nobody had heard of it because of it's small size, there lived a beautiful girl named Celeste.
"Sue," dismissed Toph. Aang continued to scroll down, reading through different excerpts from the story.
"An amazing bender... father was Fire Nation... blonde hair... inherited her father's powers... (A/N: You know, like she did in 'The Blue Spirit')... saved their lives... accepted for the first time in her life... separated... fell in love... Zukko... Who's Zukko?"
"I think it might be Zuko," mused Katara. Aang groaned.
"Lovely. She can't spell the name of her own love interest."
"Suebasher has become a Suethor," whimpered Sokka.
"Now what?" asked Toph grumpily. "We can't get rid of them all."
"We just have to trust in the members of the Order in their own world," Katara said reassuringly. They all nodded, remembering the group of people who de-Sued the Sues from their own fanfiction sites.
"But they're obviously not doing anything!" protested the Blind Bandit.
"There are a lot of Sues, Toph," Katara tried to tell her. "I'm sure they're trying their best..."
"Well it's not good enough!"
"Don't complain about it unless you're willing to try and fix it," snapped the Waterbender, losing her temper with her friend, and not for the first time.
"Fine!" shouted Toph. She turned around and grabbed the laptop from Aang, then stopped, trying to figure out how to work it.
"What are you doing, Toph?" asked Sokka.
"I'm trying to stop the accidentals," she replied.
"How are you going to do that?" demanded Aang. "They're everywhere, you can't concrit them all!"
"No," Toph agreed, "But I can explain to them all how not to be a Sue."
They remembered Belle, the Sue they had reformed against her Suethor's will. There had been no word from her since her correction, which they assumed meant that she was doing fine.
"Wait, Toph," Katara asked. "Let's call everyone here, and someone can type it up for you. Okay?"
"Fine."
Aang pulled out the flame-shaped whistle he had received upon first fighting a Sue. He held it up to the light and summoned the Firebenders.