Once again, I wrote this for no one but myself, because, deep down… I'M REALLY messed up… … …
"I, Captain Jack Sparrow, being of completely sound mind…" he laughed at that part "do hereby call this meeting of sexiness to order!!" he banged the gaffle down upon the table as the rest of the clan members clapped their hands.
J.M Barrie raised his hand.
"Jack, you said we'd be discussing my new book… now, it's about this boy who…"
Jack stuck out his palm, and Sir Barrie silenced.
"Um, about that…" he began. Jack was interrupted by a man in the back looking around his shoulder and trembling.
"Um… Captain, I-I shouldn't be here… there, eh…um, is this man following me on his horse and-"
Jack stood up and slammed his fists on the table in an effort to appear menacing.
"Constable Ichabod: will you sit down!?!" he yelled.
"I am sitting down…" said Ichabod Crane.
Jack was literally taken aback as he examined Ichabod more closely.
"Ah… so you are."
Two men, one with brown hair and one with long, blonde hair stood up against a wall, arms crossed, looking very agitated. The brunette man stepped forward.
"Jack- I know you wanted to take Legolas and I to this meeting but- we don't know anybody! And that INSANE chocolatier keeps on looking at us!"
Willy Wonka stood up, taking off his gloves.
"What'd you say, beeyotch?" Willy Wonka slapped Will with his purple glove.
"OW!! SEE!? SEE!? HE JUST SLAPPED ME!!"
Jack stood up.
"And with good reason: SHUT UP!!"
Edward Scissorhands, who had been quiet this entire time, mustered all the courage he could to stand up and face Jack.
"I don't like it when we yell." Eddie said softly, his huge, dark eyes staring at Jack with all the sadness in the world.
Jack, however, had become slightly enraged and lashed out at the small, child-like man.
"Oh, Eddie, do why the hell would care?" Jack automatically cupped his hand over his mouth as everyone in the room gasped.
"No-no-no-no-no-no , Eddie- I didn't mean it- I-I-"
Edward's eyes grew larger and larger and his lip quivered until he finally let all his sorrow out in a stream of tears.
Everyone gathered around the crying Edward, trying to clam him down. Don Juan DeMarco gave Jack an evil glare.
"How do you hurt the feelings of ANY man who is this cute and sexy at the same time!! YOU MONSTER!!"
Edward continued to cry, and Jack stood there, looking like an ass.
"Eddie- I really didn't mean-"
Ed Wood shoved him.
"SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES!!!" Legolas shook his head.
"And to think I could've thought of thinking to begin to start trusting you…" Legolas said, bending down to give poor Eddie a hug.
Tears continued to stream down in huge drops from his eyes as Edward choked every couple of seconds. Jack couldn't help but run over to the little guy, and hold him in a strong embrace.
"There, there: I'll make it all better: maybe we can go get-" Jack never finished his sentence for he had been impaled by a pair of huge scissors sticking out of his back. Jack's eyes rolled back into his skull as he lay on the ground, dead.
Edward kneeled there, glaring at the corpse of the once greatest pirate in the world, his bloodied hands by his side.
"You bastard…"