A little songfic I wrote once on inspiration, having heard my sis play this song nonstop. Finally wrote this with one particular Turk as main character as a gift to Lila, hoping she would shut up about Reno now. She hasn't. By the way, thank you to people who warned me about my predictable spelling error!
La Vida Shinra
And the rest of AVALANCHE
He's gonna really kill them
Every chance that he gets
He's into drinking beer
At the closest bar he finds
And if you let him drink too many
He won't be sober
He actually goes to church but just to catch a dead Cetra
He didn't do real well, in fact he made some major flaws
Bet Cloud said "Ha-ha!"
Sober or not
He's living la vida Shinra
He'll shoot and push you down
He's living la vida Shinra
His hair is devil-red
And his skin's not the color of mocha
He will shock you good
He's living la vida Shinra
He's living la vida Shinra
He's living la vida Shinra
Took a break in the town of Watai
Wasn't exactly perfect bliss
That pimp Yuffie took my materia
Wait, she has nothing to do with this
Teamed up with Cloud and co. just to get Elena back
Although now he wonders why he even bothered to do that
Broke Don Corneo's back
Sober or not
He's living la vida Shinra
He'll shoot and push you down
He's living la vida Shinra
His hair is devil-red
And his skin's not the color of mocha
He will shock you good
He's living la vida Shinra
He's living la vida Shinra
He's living la vida Shinra
Now Sephiroth's summoned Meteor and we're all gonna die
Maybe he'll let Cloud live now, or maybe gouge out his eyes
It'll take some time to decide
Sober or not
He's living la vida Shinra
He'll shoot and push you down
He's living la vida Shinra
His hair is devil-red
And his skin's not the color of mocha
He will shock you good
He's living la vida Shinra
He's living la vida Shinra
He's living la vida Shinra
Sober or not
He's living la vida Shinra
He'll shoot and push you down
He's living la vida Shinra
His hair is devil-red
And his skin's not the color of mocha
He will shock you good
He's living la vida Shinra
He's living la vida Shinra
He's living la vida Shinra
(spoken dialect)
Rude: Hey Reno you wanna lay off the beer a bit?
Reno: *dancing on a table* Hell no! (sings along)
Living la vida Shinra baby
Living la vida Shinra!
Yeah, I know its not perfect, but what are you gonna do? Hope you liked!
PS- The Yuffie "pimp" comment wasn't just to be mean. I actually called her that when she first ripped off my materia! R&R please!
Later,
Lara