Wow. My first Harry Potter story, and it's this...I'm ashamed of myself...Eh, not really. :) I'm not trying to be serious right now.

This was inspired by a T-shirt actually. It had Cedric and Snape on it, and said "No Diggory, Vampires do not sparkle, 50 points from Hufflepuff!" ...yeah...

Me and my friend, BrandNewPotterhead (I just made that up-She does not have an account), came up with this while we were on break at rehearsal, after I told her about the said shirt.

I do not own Harry Potter, A Very Potter Musical, or Twilight.

Snape had finally fulfilled his dream of becoming defense against the dark arts teacher. As he was giving the class a verbal pop quiz, Cedric Diggory, a boy who was quite bright, surprised him with his answer.

"What is one characteristic of a vampire?" Snape sneered. "Anyone?" Cedric Diggory raised his hand. "Mister Diggory?"

"They sparkle!" Cedric replied in all seriousness. Snape resisted the urge to facepalm.

"No, Diggory, Vampires do not sparkle, 50 points from Hufflepuff!" Snape snarled, flabbergasted at the boys' stupidity.

"I find I'm a vampire, and I sparkle!" Cedric retorted.

"You are not a vampire mister Diggory." Has the boy completely lost it?

"Yes I am!"

"No, you're not! Vampires are not wizards, it's just not right!"

"Well, you'll find I'm Edward the Vampire from Twilight and I sparkle! In your face!" Cedric smirked. Again resisting the urge to facepalm, Snape let out a breath.

"You mean that horrible book series by that idiot muggle? It is an insult to the magic world! Another 50 points from Hufflepuff for being a part of it! In fact, you are expelled from my class! You get a T! Leave at once!"

"Fine! I will go find my beloved Bella! You know what? I'll follow Malfoys' advice and go to Pigfarts! Bella will accompany me! Peace out suckers!" Cedric cried. He began skipping out of the classroom. "Pigfarts, pigfarts here I come! Pigfarts, pigfarts yum yum yum!" He left Hogwarts and was never heard from again.

THE END

Yup! Actually, you'll FIND I added all the AVPM related stuff. The rest is mostly BrandNewPotterhead. Still... :)

Review? Pweeeeeease?

Bye-bye!

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~WolfyBD