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A/N: Oh my god...what the hell did I write???


On the ground floor of the dorms...

Fuuka Yamagishi had to admit she was more than a bit surprised when Koromaru, the sole animal member of S.E.E.S. suddenly leaped onto her back and began ferociously humping her. It dug its claws into her shirt and began thrusting its hips back and forth in a feverish manner. Luckily, he was too small for him to get anything up in Fuuka's butthole.

"EEK!!! OH MY GOD, K-KORO-CHAN, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!!" Fuuka shrieked as she attempted to shake the albino dog off. Finally, Koromaru fell back onto the floor, and the green-haired girl in response smacked him somewhat lightly on the head.

"Bad dog!!" She snapped, still a bit shaken, "Bad dog!! Don't ever do that again, Koro-chan!"

"What happened...?" Yukari asked as she walked into the room from the kitchen, eating from a small bowl of chips in her hand.

Pointing accusingly at a rather cheerful-looking Koromaru, Fuuka exclaimed, "K...K...Koro-chan just j-jumped on me out of nowhere...and he started h-humping me!!"

Yukari scratched her chin in thought. "Oh, I see...so I guess his previous owner never had him nurtured, huh?"

Fuuka cringed; who knew how many puppies in this city could actually be the result of Koromaru's "late-night activities" in the past few years of living alone?

Yukari knelt down beside Koromaru and lovingly scratched the dog under the chin. "He's just lookin' for some fun that's all...isn't that right, boy? Isn't that right? You wanna tap some ass, right? Oh, you're so cute...!!" Yukari cooed affectionately as Koromaru just sat there with a blank look, panting loudly.

"Hey, I do NOT want a dog trying to make love to me, okay?!" Fuuka snapped as her face glowed bright red.

Yukari shrugged. "Hey, at least you're not like Mitsuru-sempai...she didn't realize it until it was too late...she locked herself up in her room for about a month after that..."

"...What?!"