So… why does this exist? Well… I've found that writing with OC's is hard. Not super hard, mind you. I'm more then up to the challenge. Anyway, as I read the newest episode of Total Skarmory Island, I got the thrilling idea to make my first season of non-fan created TPM! Wait… did I spell that wrong? I mean TPI! I don't have an editor yet…): Anyway, somehow, I've managed to make the most cool, disgusting, weird, and offensive cast ever. No… this is not a copy of my first story, which was the worst story I have ever made. There are a few cast members from that, and we have a brand-new host. We'll find out the answer to this vital question in the first episode, unless I forget. Which I probably will. Anyway, shout out to ANineTailedFox, who is making a TPI, and a poke-survivor, which one of my characters made it in! Actually, the creation is credited to Brooklyn Panda, because we both worked on it together. Anyway, here's the brief overview: In my TPI, 30 different contestants will compete for 100,000 dollars of cold, hard, cash. Because… I guess only American currency of is use to them. Anyway, they will have to survive crazy challenges, elimination ceremonies, terrible camp food, a sadistic host, and obviously, each other. I don't know why 30 teenagers, no matter how angsty they were would join this show. Joe! Just read the f***ing script! Jeez! No need to yell! Anyway, the contestants will have a crazy challenge, that is most likely illegal- That's it! I need to take over again! Joe, you're fired! We have to make people think this is safe! Er… sorry for that interruption. That was my new reader. But I guess I have to do all the work. Anyway, as Joe was saying, they have to compete in *snicker*, safe challenges, that are definitely legal! If their team loses, they have to vote to eliminate someone from the competition. Did I explain everything? No? Good. We'll leave the rest to the underpaid host!
"Uh… dude, why did we have to get your mom to drive us?" groaned Mewtwo, trying to sit regularly, but in vain due to the cramped conditions. "Yeah… I failed my driving exam last week." Said Genesect, giving a guilty smile. "Do you boys want any chips?" asked a Shaymin (Ground form) who was driving. "No mom." Said Genesect. Mewtwo rolled his eyes. "Should we take this rickety bridge to the island?" asked Shaymin. "I mean, the normal bridge is over ther_" Genesect put a hand over his mouth. "No, let's take that way." Said Genesect. "Why?" asked Mewtwo as Shaymin started the car onto the bridge. "It's the quickest route." Said Genesect. Mewtwo nodded. The bridge swayed as the large BUICK rode across it. "Is this safe?" asked Mewtwo. Shaymin opened her mouth, but the bridge cracked from under them. They all screamed, as the car fell into the depths below.
A Murkrow jumped off a very small boat, onto a beach with yellow-ish sand. The boat sped away, as he began to notice no one else was on the beach. "Hello? Hello?!" he screamed. SMASH! A super large anchor dropped onto him. A Breloom wilted at the Murkrow half-buried in the sand. "Are you OK?" she asked. Murkrow groaned in response. The boat reeled up the anchor, and sped away, as Breloom jumped on the beach. "I think I just killed someone…" she said. Murkrow got up, rubbing his head. "Are you OK?" she asked. Murkrow nodded. "Who are you?" he asked, still in a daze. "I am Breloom, and I'm a master bumper-cart rider! I'm here to win the 100k!" said Breloom with a grin. "I'm a Murkrow… and I'm a master card player!" said Murkrow, still dazed. "Where are the hosts?" asked Breloom. "I have no idea…"
"Do you have any 2's?" "Go fish." Said Murkrow. Breloom scowled as she reached into the pile of cards. "Another 3?!" she said, angrily throwing it. Murkrow chuckled. Breloom was about to reach for another card, but the cards were scattered by an approaching horse. Breloom and Murkrow glanced up to see a Treecko wearing a cowboy hat. "Gooday mates'" said Treecko, hopping off the large horse. "You messed up our game." Grumbled Murkrow. Treecko straightened his hat. "Ok, everyone should relax." Said Breloom. "Ok, my name is Tree-ko. And I'm here for TPI, or whatever shit that is. If you haven't already noticed, I'm from Texas." "Yeah I think we've got that. Do you know where the hosts are?" asked Murkrow, picking up his cards. "I literally just got here, mate. You seen them?" asked Treecko. Breloom and Murkrow both shook their heads no. "Well… we'd better make a fire, because it's going to be night soon." Said Treecko, glancing at the sun, which was setting nicely. "Uh… I wish there were bumper carts…" groaned Breloom, walking into the woods to find firewood. Murkrow and Treecko both split up, and the 3 of them were off.
An Electabuzz was standing at the window of a big blimp, which was on auto-pilot. "Auto-pilot, guide the blimp back to our house. This is my stop." Said the Electabuzz, opening a door. "Yeah-ah!" he shouted as he jumped out. As he fell freely, he realized he forgot his parachute. "OH SHI_" he screamed as he dropped. SLAM! He landed on top of Breloom. "OW! Crap!" she said, getting up. Electabuzz rubbed his head. "Sorry. I'm here for_" "TPI. We all are here for that. Have you seen Genesect or Mewtwo?" interrupted Breloom. "No… I thought they were here." Said Electabuzz, continuing to rub his aching head. "Ok… lets go find the other 2." Said Breloom, leading him away.
A small car cut through the forest, hitting many trees. Treecko noticed it, and dived out of the way. "Watch where you're going, asshole!" he shouted. The car, spun around and a Hawlucha with a pair of sunglasses grinned at him. "Where did you come from?!" said Treecko, still pissed. "Well, little dude, there's this bridge, and I drove across it." Said Hawlucha mockingly. There was rustling in the bushes, and Treecko moved in, as to fight, but Hawlucha pulled out a knife. So, you can understand how Breloom and Electabuzz freaked out when they saw him. "Oh sorry! Thought you were some wild animals." Said Hawlucha, pocketing his knife. Breloom sighed, and walked over to Treecko. "Is Murkrow with you?" "No… we split up." Said Treecko. "Ok guys. We're gonna have to set up camp on the beach, after we find one other guy." Said Breloom. "Nope. I'm setting up camp right here. Have fun, lam-o's." said Hawlucha. Electabuzz, Treecko, and Breloom all glanced at each other. "Um… ok. Have fun." Said Breloom, not really caring. Hawlucha flipped them off as they went.
Murkrow whistled as he walked through the forest. RUSTLE, RUSTLE! The bushes shook a bit. Murkrow backed up, a bit scared. A crazy looking Mudkip jumped out. "AHH! Another Hoenn starter!" he said, backing away quicker now. "Don't worry! I won't eat you! I was just pretending to be a bush! Do you think bushes have feelings too? You know, I bet they do! Hi bushy-bushy." Said Mudkip, apparently talking to a bush. "Um… are you here for TPI?" asked Murkrow. "TPI? Yeah. But who cares?! There's a bush!" said Mudkip. Finally, Breloom, Electabuzz, and Treecko burst through the bushes Mudkip was looking through. "NO! BUSHES!" sobbed Mudkip. "Ok, let's make this brief. Treecko, meet Electabuzz. Electabuzz, meet Treecko. Murkrow, meet Electa_" "We get the point." Interrupted Treecko. "Great. Now who's this, Murkrow?" asked Breloom, pointing at Mudkip. "I have no idea… all I know is that she is in TPI, and she likes bushes." Said Murkrow. "I got her." Said Electabuzz, picking her up, while she still sobbed about a bush. "I dislike everyone so much already…" grumbled Treecko as he followed the 4 onto the beach.
As the fire burned, Breloom had a stunning idea. "Let's sing a campfire song!" she said, grinning happily. "I have an idea! Let's not." Said Treecko, glaring at her. "Come on Treecko! What is there to lose?" said Murkrow, rearranging his favorite deck. Treecko slapped them out of his hands, into the fire. In almost slow-mo, Electabuzz dived to catch the cards, however getting set on fire in the process. "AHH!" he screamed, jumping into the water. Across the beach, Mudkip was talking to bushes, for some reason.
When the sky lightened up, the 5 were greeted by Genesect and Mewtwo. "Hey you guys!" said Genesect with a big grin. "Hi! Can we begin now?" said Electabuzz, who was more than anxious to get this thing started. Hawlucha was behind both of them, grinning mockingly to Treecko, as if he knew how much he was tortured by the excessive singing last night. "Actually, we still need 24 more cast members. And here some come now!" said Genesect, pointing to a Charmander, wearing glasses. "Hi… I'm Charmander." He said shyly as he stepped off the boat. "Well… this kid is going to get eaten alive." Said Treecko. "What? My mom said I could win! She also said I was cool and handsome." Said Charmander smugly. Treecko and Hawlucha both snickered. "I hope this kid doesn't die right away…" said Breloom sympathetically. "Don't worry about me! I'm super strong, and have super mad-skills!" said Charmander, flexing his non-existent muscles. "Yes, we get it! Everyone will want you to get out first. Can we continue with the cast now, please?" said Mewtwo. Charmander nodded.
A Lapras swam on its own. "Hey, it's Lapras!" said Genesect, flashing a cheesy smile. Lapras leapt onto shore. "Hi guys! No matter how intense this competition gets, let's remember to thank mother nature!" she said. "Great. A stoned hippy." Said Hawlucha. "Are we supposed to like- consider her as sane?" asked Murkrow. "Another person who likes bushes! YAY!" said Mudkip. "Another girl. Thank god I won't be the only girl on this crazy island!" said Breloom. Charmander shook hands with Lapras, right before Treecko tripped him. Charmander stumbled. "Dude. Not cool." Commented Lapras. "Are you kidding?! That was hilarious!" said Treecko. Charmander got up, groaning. "This cast just keeps giving!" said Mewtwo, grinning.
A Ducklett, wearing a helmet and several pads over her body jumped off a tiny kayak. "Um… hi?" asked Genesect. A bit of grumbling came from inside the helmet. Mewtwo pulled it off. "Oh hi, I'm Ducklett. Can I have my helmet back, be_" A large hole suddenly appeared below her, trapping her about 10 feet underground. Genesect pulled her up. "What I was trying to say was that I have extremely bad luck." She finished. "I'm pretty sure bad luck doesn't exist." Pointed out Charmander. Ducklett tapped him, and he was instantly struck by lightning. "It's so bad, that it sometimes can rub off on other people!" said Ducklett. Everyone jumped back, except Charmander, who fell over. "Ow…" he groaned. "Ok, there's only 1 way to make sure it's safe to stand next to her." Said Breloom, pushing Electabuzz next to her. He slammed into her, causing a lava pool to open up below them. Luckily, Genesect flew over, and got them out of there. Electabuzz curled up in a ball. "Sorry…" said Ducklett, as Mewtwo shoved the helmet back on her. Hawlucha laughed, elbowing Treecko, who secretly felt bad for Electabuzz and Ducklett. However, still trying to keep his cool, he laughed. "Are we almost done yet?" groaned Murkrow, shoving his cards (Ordered by numbers, symbols, and quality) in his fur. "I wish… I'm definitely not getting paid enough for this." Said Mewtwo.
Mewtwo called a 5-minute break, mostly for his sanity, and everyone was allowed to do whatever they wanted. Charmander and Murkrow played Poker, surprisingly uninterrupted. When they finished, they joined Breloom in trying to coax Electabuzz to get up. Treecko held his ears closed as Lapras talked about the environment and such. Eventually he decided it was even better to hang out with the dork squad, down by the dock. Treecko walked over to Breloom and Charmander, who were watching Murkrow pour water over Electabuzz. "Watch this." Treecko said to Breloom, as Charmander glared at him. He snapped his finger, and Electabuzz passed out again. "Wow… thanks." Said Breloom, rolling her eyes. Treecko laughed, and walked away. Charmander glared after him, and noticed a moving bush. "What in the world…" he said, starting to realize that this show wasn't a good idea.
"And… breaks over." Said Mewtwo. 7 campers came back, along with 1 bush. "Hm… where's Hawlucha?" asked Genesect. Hawlucha swerved up in his car, which was stained in deep mud. The car sprayed sand all over his cast members, and the hosts. "Oh, sorry." He said, grinning. Mewtwo wiped all the sand off. A little next to him were 3 contestants, who luckily avoided the sand spray. A Decidueye stepped forward. "Hello loyal scribes. I hope we can all have a fun competition." Then Decidueye pulled out a bow, and aimed it at a rock. The arrow pierced the rock with gut-wrenching accuracy. "Uh… cool?" said Charmander, scared that Decidueye was going to attack him. The only good thing that happened was that the arrow finally got Electabuzz from his dazed state. Hawlucha wrapped his arm around Decidueye. "Let's talk after this…" he whispered. Decidueye nodded.
The next camper was a Kingdra. "Greetings Land-roamers! Warmest welcomes from Atlantis!" he said. "Insane much?" said Treecko. "You all look very nice… except for the electric type! Why, I hate electric types so much, I hope you get out first, you pathetic weakling!" said Kingdra to Electabuzz. "Why you…" started Electabuzz, but Decidueye cut in front of him. "Uh, greetings from Fairytale land. We also wish you warmest welcomes." She said. "That's great!" said Kingdra, smiling. "Fairy-tale land? Is that hell?" asked Treecko. "I think Fairy-Tale land sounds amazing!" said Lapras. "Wait… you're the king of Atlantis?" asked Murkrow. "Why yes! I am the all-mighty Kingdra!" said Kingdra proudly. Murkrow handed him an Index card. "Here, make yourself for my deck of cards! I get every king to do that!" said Murkrow. Kingdra hesitantly began to work on it.
The last one that was waiting with Lugia was Deerling. "OMG! FRIENDS!" she said, hugging Charmander. "OW!" he said, his shoulders going numb from her rib-crushing hug. Charmander fell back, onto Breloom and Kingdra. "I have to text all my other friends about this right now!" she said, pulling out a phone. "No phones allowed." Grumbled Mewtwo, tossing it into the water. Deerling shrugged, and went to annoy Treecko and Hawlucha. "Hey guys! Want to be FREINDSSS?!" she said. Hawlucha and Treecko glanced at each other, then started laughing. "That must mean yes! AMAZING!" said Deerling, walking away.
A boat carrying 3 campers came up. A Kadabra hopped off. "Hey Kadabra!" said Genesect. Kadabra didn't answer. He simply walked over to the beach. "Ooh… Mysterious!" said Murkrow sarcastically. "Not to mention hot!" said Mudkip, dropping her bush leaves. "Wow… crazy girl wants to hang out with mystery man? Good luck." Said Hawlucha. Murkrow pulled Electabuzz, Breloom, and Charmander into a circle. "Ok, theories people! What's this guy's deal?!" asked Breloom. "Perhaps he injured his brain while skydiving." Said Electabuzz. "Only you skydive. Perhaps he just doesn't know how to talk." Said Murkrow. "Have you ever thought that maybe he's just shy?" said Charmander. "Yeah, let's go with that." Said Breloom.
The next camper was a Scyther. "Hello fellow competitors. Before we start, I'd just like to say 1 thing: I will crush every one of you. EVERY LAST ONE." He said, pointing to each contestant. "Well… that's unsettling." Said Deerling, her smile still wide as ever. Scyther then jacked Hawlucha's car, and rode it around the beach. Mewtwo pressed a button, and the car exploded. Luckily, Scyther wasn't injured. Hawlucha's shades fell off. "M-my car! NO!" he screamed, throwing himself on the floor. "Well… you're not going to win, and when I win, I'm not paying for it, so you are out of luck my friend." Said Scyther.
An Ampharos walked off next. "Hello guys." She said, putting her bag down. She saw a Hawlucha crying on the floor, and a Mudkip supposedly talking to a bush. "Is this the right show?" asked Ampharos to Mewtwo. "Sadly, yes." He said, rolling his eyes. "Well… this seems, uh… fun?" she said. "Hi, I'm Charmander." Said Charmander, smiling. "Is everyone crazy here?" asked Ampharos. "I'm pretty sure." Whispered Charmander, glancing at Electabuzz, who was punching a rock, Murkrow, who was collecting Kingdra's card, and Breloom, who was watching Kadabra. "Again, is there anyone sane?!" she asked. Charmander shook his head. "Well… I'm starting to see how low-budget this TPI is." Said Ampharos. "Yep… welcome to my world." Said Mewtwo.
"Ok, is this 15? Yes? Ok, this is Team Genesect!" said Genesect, pointing to all the contestants. "We're a team?!" said Hawlucha, glaring at Charmander. "Yep, let me give you the tour!" said Genesect, smiling.
"This is the confessional! This is the only important thing really. When everyone gets here, we'll show you guys the rest of the island! Anyway, here is where you can tell your deepest secrets without anyone knowing!" said Genesect.
"Ha… everyone thinks that I'm just a harmless Murkrow. Well… we'll see if they still think that when I show them the truth." Said Murkrow, smiling wildly.
"I'm going to see if Electabuzz, Murkrow, and Charmander want to make an alliance." Said Breloom.
"I don't really trust that Hawlucha. Maybe I can get him out eventually." Said Treecko thoughtfully.
"Why am I on the same team as that Ducklett? We're going to lose every challenge! And don't even get me started on that Atlantis nut!" said Electabuzz, crossing his arms.
"That Scyther destroyed my car! He has to pay! Other than him, I'd love to get rid of Charmander and Mudkip. They are both so useless!" said Hawlucha, still fuming.
"I'm with Lapras! She loves bushes too! BUSHES ARE AMAZING!" said Mudkip.
"About 30 minutes in, and I'm already labeled as a geek! I'll show everyone that I am more than a nerd who stays up late watching Dragon Ball-Z reruns! Even though that's what I do…" said Charmander sadly.
"Everyone seems to care mildly about the environment, except for Hawlucha! I already hate that guy!" said Lapras.
"I guess I'm gonna get out first…" sighed Ducklett.
"I think Hawlucha wants to make some sort of alliance. Honestly, I'm good with that, unless we get to the top 3. When we get there, I need to crush him." Said Decidueye.
"Everyone is nice here, especially Decidueye. However, that Electabuzz is not. He will lose. I don't know how, I don't know when, but I am going to make his life hell." Said Kingdra.
"OMG! I LOVE EVERYONE!" shouted Deerling. Charmander walked in. "Really, in all-caps?" he said. "YEAH! DON'T YOU THINKS CAPS ARE AWESOME!?" asked Deerling. "I'm sorry I asked." Said Charmander, leaving.
Kadabra stared at the camera, before making a peace sign, and smiling.
"I don't feel bad for destroying that goon's car at all! In fact, I am very happy about it!" said Scyther. "YOU DESTROYED MY CAR!" shouted Hawlucha from outside the door. Scyther fell over, into a sink.
"Everyone is insane… but I need this money for my sick grandma." Said Ampharos.
Team Genesect (All my OC's)
Murkrow- The Master Card Player
Breloom- The Bumper Kart Rider
Treecko- The Rowdy Cowboy
Electabuzz- The Daredevil
Hawlucha- The Bad-Ass
Mudkip- The Bush Obsessed Maniac
Charmander- The Geek
Lapras- The Hippie
Ducklett- The Unlucky
Decidueye- The Archer
Kingdra- The King of Atlantis
Deerling- The Fangirl
Kadabra- The Mystery Man
Scyther- The Ass-Hole
Ampharos- The Insane (You'll see…)
"Ok, we only need 15 more. Mewtwo, I'll handle this team for right now with some team-building exercises. Can you meet and greet the other 15?" asked Genesect. "I guess…" said Mewtwo. "Great! Team Genesect, follow me." Said Genesect, leading them into the forest. Almost immediately, a Chingling wearing gloves appeared at the dock. "Let me guess, apparition?" asked Mewtwo. "No… Dialga teleported me." Said Chingling. A spider crawled from the underside of the deck. "EEK! A SPIDER! I'M ALLERGIC!" said Chingling, jumping on Mewtwo's back. "Oh, you're a germaphobe too? That's perfect." Said Mewtwo, throwing Chingling off his back. "Ok, you'll be on team Mewtwo." He said. Chingling nodded, hopping away from the spider.
"Ok our first team-building activity is an ice breaker. Tell one thing about yourself that no one knows." Said Genesect. "I dislike all of you." Said Scyther. "I said something about you, Scyther." Said Genesect. "Ok, I personally dislike all of you." Said Scyther. "Good enough." Said an exasperated Genesect. "I'm actually a pro curler." Said Charmander proudly. Hawlucha broke out laughing. "Sorry, but a professional curler? Jesus man, you are so dorky. Anyway, my icebreaker is: I have very good lawyers." Said Hawlucha to Scyther. Scyther gulped. "Ok, I wear sunscreen, which sadly stops our sun's rays." Said Lapras guiltily. "Hate to say this, but everyone wears sunscreen." Said Breloom. "OUR SUN IS GOING TO DIE!" sobbed Lapras. "I'll go for me and Kadabra, because I'm pretty sure he doesn't talk. Ok, Kadabra has most likely killed 27 peo_" Treecko was interrupted by Kadabra, whacking him in the head with a spoon. He whispered something in Mudkip's ears. "He says: Take that." Said Mudkip.
"Ok Kadabra. You want to get ugly? That's just great. Let's get ugly!" said Treecko, showing off his fists.
Treecko tried to punch Kadabra, but missed. Kadabra tackled him. Treecko punched him in the face. "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" chanted Hawlucha. Genesect pulled them apart. "Ok, our ice breaker is done." He said. As they were walking back to the cabins, Hawlucha pulled Decidueye and Kadabra into the woods. "Ok, what do you guys to say to an alliance?" asked Hawlucha. Kadabra nodded, as Decidueye thought it over. "You know what, that sounds great." She said. "Perfect." Said Hawlucha.
"Hm… that was easy. I'm planning on keeping this alliance until the top 9. However, if Kadabra goes crazy like that again, me and Decidueye are going to have to get rid of him." Said Hawlucha.
"I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY FRIENDS HAWLUCHA AND TREECKO ARE PART OF MY TEAM! I WONDER IF THEY WANT TO MAKE AN ALLIANCE!" said Deerling hopefully.
"I'm going to have to get rid of Hawlucha…" whispered Kadabra.
Chingling was still waiting for another contestant. Finally, there was a Purrloin who jumped off a boat. "Hi… welcome to TPI." Said Mewtwo. Purrloin grabbed his phone quickly. "HEY! GET BACK HERE!" screamed Mewtwo, chasing her into the woods. "Uh… what just happened?" asked Chingling to himself. Purrloin finally tripped, and Mewtwo took his phone back. He then threw Purrloin at Chingling, who missed the catch by far. "Oh, my god! Are you OK?" asked Chingling. "Yeah… once I have this." Said Purrloin, stealing one of Chingling's gloves. "AAH! My hand is exposed!" screamed Chingling, shaking his hand wildly. "Damn… is this seriously my team?!" asked Mewtwo.
"Time to make my move!" said Breloom excitedly.
"I'm going to show the entire world that I'm not just some germaphobe! I'm going to get over my fear!" said Chingling. "But still… my hand is exposed! WAAH!" he screamed, shaking his hand again.
"Electabuzz, Charmander, Murkrow." Said Breloom, gesturing for them to follow her. "Alliance?" she asked them all. "Sure… sounds cool." Said Electabuzz. "Great! That'll help our chances!" said Charmander. Murkrow pulled out some tarot cards. "Ok… sure." He said, putting them back in his pocket.
"Hm… maybe being part of the dork squad wasn't such a bad move!" said Charmander, happily.
"Yes! My first alliance! Now I just need to convince them to get rid of Ducklett!" said Electabuzz.
Purrloin sat a distance away from Chingling and Mewtwo. However, she was the one who saw 2 Basculins fighting viciously. "Guys! Look at this!" she shouted. Mewtwo walked over and saw them. "So… should we help?" asked Purrloin. Mewtwo snickered. "No way! Let's see how this turns out!" he said. In about 10 minutes, the 2 Basculins finally got onto shore. "Ok, what should we call you guys?" asked Mewtwo. "You can call me Victorious, because I always win against this boy." Said the Red Basculin. "Call me Honour, because I always honorably beat this girl." Said the Blue Basculin. "Great. Honour and Victorious, welcome to team Mewtwo." Said Mewtwo, not really caring. "Wait… we're on the same team?!" asked Honour. "NOOOOOO!" screamed Honour and Victorious.
"Why?! I could've been on any other team! ANY OTHER!" screamed Victorious.
"How is this possible?! In my audition tape, I said very clearly not to put me on the same team as her!" screamed Honour.
As everyone was setting down their stuff in the Genesects cabin, Genesect screamed for everyone to come out. "Uh… can anyone help Ducklett?" he asked, pointing to her, tied to a tree by vines. "How is that even possible?!" asked Charmander. "Don't you see?! Mother nature is angry at us!" said Lapras. "I'm pretty sure that's not the case." Said Treecko. "Ok… who's going to help her?" asked Electabuzz. Everyone was looking at him. "Oh, come on!" he groaned
"Everyone thinks that I have to do everything, and it isn't fair! Do you notice how no one asks Scyther or Hawlucha to do anything?!" Said Electabuzz.
Electabuzz grudgingly climbed up the tree. "I'm so sorry!" said Ducklett. Electabuzz grunted in response. He finally cut her down, and she fell into Kingdra and Decidueye.
"That electric type has purposely injured me! What is that guy's problem?!" said Kingdra.
The next boat held a Fennekin and a Gligar. "Hello. I hope you have my contracts to let you know that I will have premium meals." Said Gligar smugly. "Ask Genesect." Said Mewtwo, reading a newspaper. "Hello teammates! I will be as so kind to let you know: I will lead you to victory!" said Gligar. "What do you think she's on?" asked Honour to Chingling. "Probably coke." Said Chingling. "Definitely." Said Honour, tiredly. A Fennekin jumped off next. "Hi, I'm Mewtwo. Welcome to TPI. This is your team." Said Mewtwo, not even looking up from his paper. "What?! No way! I won't accept this!" said Fennekin, shaking her head. "Why? Are we a bad team?" said Victorious. "Uh… yeah. You guys all suck." Fennekin said snottily. "Well… I can see that our team has spirit." Said Honour sarcastically.
"On our team… I've found that the only real person that I can trust so far is Chingling. Fennekin sounds annoying, sure. But Victorious? SHE HAS TO GO!" said Honour.
"I just texted Genesect… and he didn't get my contract! And he refused to tell me why there is a robber on my team! DO THESE HOSTS CARE AT ALL?!" said Gligar.
"Ok team! It's time for another coordination challenge!" said Genesect. The 15 groaned, and walked out of the cabins. "Ok, I set up an obstacle course! You have to be tied to 2 other people, and navigate it. The last 3 here has to clean the cabins." Said Genesect cheerfully. "Wow! That's great!" said Hawlucha sarcastically. Genesect strapped Hawlucha to Treecko and Deerling. "OMG! I GET TO GO WITH MY BEST FRIENDS!" shouted Deerling in Treecko's ear.
Treecko was rubbing his ear. "If I'm deaf… I'm suing that Deerling!" he snarled angrily.
Decidueye was strapped to Kadabra and Mudkip. "Ok, we can all run fast, right?" asked Decidueye. Kadabra nodded. Mudkip stared off into space. "I'll carry her." Sighed Decidueye.
"I will do anything to win. However, if I have to clean these cabins… and if I'm not on my A-Game in the first challenge? Then it's going to be lights-out for Mudkip." Said Decidueye.
Electabuzz was strapped to Ducklett and Kingdra. "Great…" Electabuzz said through clenched teeth.
"Great… just great. Everyone I hate." Said Electabuzz, crossing his arms.
Breloom was strapped to Scyther and Ampharos. "Ok. I haven't met you two yet…" "You'll wish you never did!" said Scyther. "Oh, shut up!" said Ampharos.
"Well… some people are crazier than others." Said Breloom.
"Scyther… what a jerk. I'm pretty sure everyone saw him singing karaoke in the cabins." Said Ampharos.
Murkrow, Charmander, and Lapras were all strapped together as well. "Ok guys. We are like the best team here! What should our catchphrase be?" asked Murkrow. "Mother-Nature!" "HIYA!" said Lapras and Charmander. "Ok, Mother-Nature it is!" said Murkrow, trying his hardest to smile.
"STUPID! UGH! I hate both of those goons!" said Murkrow angrily.
The camera panned back to Mewtwo's beach, where the 5 campers who were waiting were asleep. Finally, another boat came. "Ok, wake up!" said Mewtwo. Chingling got up, shaking his head. "Ooh… more teammates." He said sarcastically. A Magby hopped off. He screamed suddenly. "What's wrong?!" said Chingling. "S-sand! It's one of my phobias!" "Oh S***! I forgot that sand has germs!" said Chingling, climbing a tree. Magby jumped around crazily, before he collapsed on the floor, on top of Purrloin. "Ahh! Whazza…" Purrloin fell back asleep. Honour pushed Magby off of her, before waiting to meet the next contestant. A fin slid through the water. Magby, who had woken up a few seconds ago, noticed it first. "S-SHARK!" he screamed, climbing the tree too. Finally, a Smeargle hopped out of the water, sporting a shark-costume. "What the f***?!" said Gligar. "That's right! There's no shark! It's just me, Smeargle!" said Smeargle, grinning. "A shark is on my team? Well… maybe we can still beat Genesect!" said Mewtwo, now smiling.
"So, here's the deal. Me and Genesect made a bet. We would both make teams, and if the winner of the season was on our team… the other person would have to wear a costume until Thanksgiving… which is a long time!" said Mewtwo.
"A shark? And Mewtwo is happy about this? WTF?!" said Gligar.
"Ok, start!" said Genesect. The trios started the course on a tire course. Treecko leapt over several easily, but Hawlucha was having trouble, as a turtle was gnawing on his foot. "Oh yeah… did I mention that these tires are booby-trapped? Have fun!" said Genesect. Decidueye was carrying Mudkip, and Kadabra was in close pursuit. However, the next tire contained luscious bushes. Mudkip jumped into the tire, pulling Kadabra and Decidueye along with her. "Come on you weak electric type! We're in last!" said Kingdra, who was ahead of Electabuzz. "Shut up! I'm coming!" said Electabuzz, hopping over another tire. The next tire contained wet cement, and Electabuzz's foot got stuck in it. "Uh… guys? We've got a problem." Said Electabuzz, tugging on his foot. Treecko was covered in wet sand by the next tire, leaving Deerling to lead them. "DON'T WORRY FRIENDS! I WILL LEAD YOU TO VICTORY!" said Deerling happily. The next tire she stepped into was a pit. She instantly fell in, and the tether between the 3 were broken. "Come on guys! We're almost there!" said Ampharos. "I did everything." Said Scyther smugly. The next tire was hurling coconuts, and it hit Scyther in the face. "Wow. This tire is smarter then you." Said Ampharos, grinning. "Oh, Shut up." Said Scyther, rubbing his face. Ampharos pulled Breloom and Scyther past the tires. "Ok, Ampharos, Breloom, and Scyther have the early lead! The other teams need to hurry up!" said Genesect. Charmander stumbled into a tire, which was throwing coconuts. "I think he's stuck!" said Murkrow. Lapras picked up the tire, and they all kept running.
"I think Deerling is dead… Oops." Said Hawlucha.
"Mudkip did exactly what I thought she was going to do! She needs to go!" said Decidueye.
"I think my nose is broken…" said Charmander.
The camera once again panned to Mewtwo's team. There were 3 competitors standing in the sand. The first one was a Bulbasaur, who was holding a baseball bat. "Hello team! My name is Bulbasaur, and I can be known as the best Baseball player in history!" said Bulbasaur, grinning. "Ok, swing for us." Said Honour excitedly. Bulbasaur swung, and the bat hit him in the face. "Y-yeah. That was on purpose." Said Bulbasaur. "Ugh… Baseball sucks!" said Fennekin. "Ok… welcome to our team…" mumbled Mewtwo.
"This kid isn't for real, right? He's just a joke, right?" asked Gligar.
"I really hope he keeps that baseball bat clean…" shuddered Chingling.
"Maybe I could use this kid as an alliance member? Other than that, he's useless." Said Victorious.
The next contestant was a Shinx, playing on her 3DS. "Um hello? Hello?" said Gligar. "SHINX!" said Mewtwo. Shinx paused her game. "Yes?" she asked. "I'm going to have to confiscate that." Said Mewtwo, taking the game. Shinx shrugged, and tapped random things with his fingers. "Hi, I'm Honour. Go Blue." Honour whispered the last thing to Shinx. "Why hello! My name is Victorious! Go Red." Said Victorious. "Hey, I called dibs on this kid!" said Honour. "What?! I saw him first!" said Victorious. The 2 started fighting again, much to Shinxs amusement.
"Our team isn't going to do very good if 2 of the campers are constantly fighting! I need to break them up somehow…" said Smeargle.
Shinx pulled out a second 3DS, and began playing it. Purrloins hand reached for it, but Shinx smacked her hand out of the way.
The last contestant was a Seviper. "HA! I WILL MAKE ALL OF YOU PERISH!" he said maniacally. "Why are you wearing a kitten bow tie then?" asked Victorious. Seviper glanced down, and pulled the tie off with his mouth. "As I was saying… I WILL TAKE YOUR SOULS!" said Seviper, as lightning flashed behind him. "It's not even raining!" said Gligar. "What… yes, it is! Stop interrupting me from me evil speech! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!" screamed Seviper. Everyone slowly backed away. "Ok, that means we only need 4 more members, and then we can start todays challenge." Said Mewtwo. "We're having a challenge today? It's the first day though!" said Fennekin. "Too bad." Said Mewtwo.
"Just wow… a challenge on the first day? I don't know half the people on this team!" said Honour.
"OOF!" Kadabra and Decidueye both hit concrete floor. "What the… I thought there were bushes down here!" said Decidueye. "Oh, my god…" she said, looking at the giant pile of crystals down in the caverns with them. "Where's Mudkip?" asked Kadabra in his coarse voice. "I have no idea, friend." Said Decidueye, getting up. "Mudkip! MUDKIP!" she screamed. Suddenly, there was a rumbling above them. "THE CAVE IS FALLING!" screamed Kadabra.
"Yeah… I went a bit overboard." Said Kadabra.
"What did Mudkip get us into?" said Decidueye.
"Deerling?" asked Treecko, looking down into the tire. "Nothing…" said Hawlucha. "Let's go. I'm sure Genesect will get her out of there eventually." Said Treecko. They both kept running.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LEFT ME! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" said Deerling sadly.
"Don't worry Electabuzz… this won't hurt at all." Said Kingdra, pulling out a hammer. "WHAT?!" screamed Electabuzz, trying to pull his foot out. Suddenly, a lightning bolt struck Kingdra, and he dropped the hammer. "That gets you some major points, duck." Said Electabuzz, cracking the cement with the hammer.
"I told you that electricity was evil!" said Kingdra.
Lapras finally pulled Charmander out, revealing a swollen nose. "But Mom… Goku is on…" said Charmander, in a daze. "Ok, I'll take the lead." Said Murkrow, starting the next obstacle, which was monkey bars, over water with wires in it. "Wait! Let's just use the water!" said Lapras, wading in. Murkrow and Charmander struggled to stay on the shore. "Why in the world would we use the water?!" said Murkrow, starting to be dragged towards the water. "It's sustainably better for the environment." Said Lapras, finally succeeding in pulling Murkrow and Charmander in. ZAP! They were both electrocuted harshly.
"Good job Lapras. You've just earned a spot in my book of people I need to eliminate." Said Murkrow angrily.
As Breloom was climbing, Ampharos and Scyther were still arguing. "Me and Breloom have carried you practically this entire challenge!" said Ampharos. "Are you kidding? I've flew the entire time!" said Scyther. "I think it's just a metaphor, Scyther." Said Breloom as she rolled her eyes. "Well, stop making up things, and actually go!" said Scyther. Ampharos kicked him, and he fell into the electrocuted water. However, the tether dragged Ampharos and Breloom in as well.
"Technically, that was Ampharos's fault." Said Scyther.
"Stupid Scyther! What does he even do except brag and complain?!" said Ampharos.
The last 4 members of Team Mewtwo were finally there. The first one was a Sneasel. "Hello boys. And girls. I'm here from NYC, where I'm part of a street gang. Yep, a major gang. If you gents eliminate me first… let's just say, we'll find you. And it won't be pretty." Said Sneasel, showing off a claw. Magby almost passed out. "Ok, let's not scare the baby here." Said Gligar. "What? I'm not a baby!" said Magby. "I wasn't talking about you." Said Gligar, gesturing to Seviper, who was shaking. "Huh? No way, I'm not scared! It's just cold!" said Seviper. "Oh… that might be my fault." Said a Snorunt sadly, walking towards his new team. "Ok, I'm Snorunt, and I am an illusionist." Said Snorunt. "Well… that's a little bland." Said Fennekin. Suddenly, many copies of Arceus surrounded the beach. Everyone screamed, until Snorunt moved his hand, and the copies disappeared. "Does that still seem bland?" asked Snorunt smugly. Fennekin shook her head. "That's what I thought."
The next contestant was a Lurantis. "Hi everyone." She said shyly. "Oh, my gosh. Someone sane!" said Gligar. "I'm sane." Said Seviper. "Shut up. Hi, I'm Gligar. I hope we can be friends and eliminate all these crazies." Said Gligar. "Oh… I don't know. We can be friends, maybe." Said Lurantis, glancing at Chingling and Honour. "That's great." Said Gligar, grinning. The last contestant was a Luxio. He seemed really pale, and had red eyes. "Uh… hi?" said Victorious. "HIHihihiuhihi" said Luxio, laughing crazily. "Well… that's great. This is team Mewtwo." Said Mewtwo. "Couldn't you have thought of an adjective?" asked Lurantis. "No. Ok, everyone to the confessionals, while I find Genesect." Said Mewtwo.
"My team is awesome! This island seems pretty cool, and everyone is nice." Said Chingling.
The camera showed static, most likely because Purrloin stole it.
"Wow… everything seems good right now. The only 2 campers that I dislike right now is Gligar and Victorious." Said Honour.
"I WON'T REST UNTIL HONOUR IS GONE!" said Victorious angrily.
"Why won't anyone answer my questions?! Half of my team is completely insane!" said Gligar.
"This camp sucks. I hate everyone here. If you're reading this, I probably will hate you too." Said Fennekin, unaware that she just broke the 4th wall.
"Everything is so scary here… mom… if you are watching this… send help!" said Magby.
"So far, I like my team. I really do. But I see 2 campers constantly fighting. Either they're going to have to stop, or one of them is going to get chomped! You know, because I'm a shark?" said Smeargle, laughing at his own joke.
"I don't think everyone is taking me seriously. I'm really trying here." Said Bulbasaur worriedly.
"Yeah… I'm a pro video-game player. I'm here to show everyone that the stereotype that video-gamers are just losers that live in their parents absents, is wrong! I live in my parent's attic!" said Shinx, before returning his eyes to his 3DS.
"THAT GLIGAR HAS TO GO! I AM PURE EVIL, BUT SHE REFUSES TO ACCEPT THAT!" screamed Seviper angrily.
"I think everyone got my message. Except for that Gligar. But… she will." Said Sneasel crazily.
"I don't want to have to use my illusions for my benefit, but I will if I have to." Said Snorunt.
"Well… in the few minutes I've been here, I've talked to Gligar. I think I would like to get to know Chingling and Honour. They seem very nice." Said Lurantis.
"Ha ha! This new body is amazing!" said Luxio, strangely.
Team Mewtwo: (All my OC's.)
Chingling- The Germaphobe
Purrloin- The Thief
Blue Basculin (Honour)- The Blue Enemy
Red Basculin (Victorious)- The Red Enemy
Gligar- The Lawyer
Fennekin- The Spoiled Brat
Magby- The Scaredy-Cat
Smeargle- The Wannabe Shark
Bulbasaur- The Dork
Shinx- The Video-Game Addict
Seviper- The Evil Wannabe
Sneasel- The Gangster
Snorunt- The Illusionist
Lurantis- The Geek (Well… I'm not that creative)
Luxio- The Possessed
Mewtwo moved his hands above his head, and suddenly everyone from Team Genesect (Including Genesect) was on the beach. Deerling was covered in leeches, while Mudkip was covered in red spots, most likely from leeches. Several of the teammates were tethered together. "What the…" said Gligar. "Hi campers! I'm Genesect, your other host!" said Genesect. "Ok, that's the other team. You're supposed to hate them and stuff. That's everything. Can we start the challenge?" said Mewtwo. "Yes… teleport them to where it is." Said Genesect. "Excuse me, what?!" said Lurantis. Purple orbs were made around all the contestants, and they were transported to another island.
They were all scattered in different directions. "GREETINGS CAMPERS! WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE! ME AND MEWTWO HAVE CREATED THIS GINORMOUS MAZE! SO, OBVIOUSLY, THE CHALLENGE IS TO GET TO THE CENTER! THE FIRST TEAM WITH ALL ITS MEMBERS IN THE CENTER WIN! THE LOSERS HAVE TO GET RID OF A MEMBER IN ELIMINATION!" Came Genesects voice over a loud speaker in the center.
"MAZES?! OUT OF EVERYTHING! I SUCK AT MAZES!" said Kingdra. Kingdra hovered towards the first fork in the path. Er… right? No, no! That'd be too obvious! Left? AHHH! WHY A MAZE! He thought. Kingdra suddenly had a great idea. "I'll just cut right through the middle." He said. He used Dragon Rage on the bush wall, but it bounced back and hit him in the face. Actually… I'm going to take a tiny break… He thought, before he passed out.
Decidueye… come in. Decidueye! Decidueye screamed. "Who's talking to me?!" she said, evidently scared. It's me, Kadabra. And me, Hawlucha. You can just think something, and we'll hear it! Decidueye nodded. Where are you 2 in the maze? She asked. I'm by a corner or something. Mudkip is near me, I can hear her freaking out about bushes. Do me a favor, Kadabra. Yes? Make sure that Mudkip doesn't make it to the finish. She's getting out tonight.
"He-Hello?!" screamed Chingling, keeping his distance from the germ-ridden bushes. "Chingling?!" came Lurantis's voice from across the bushes. "Lurantis?! My area is completely boxed off!" said Chingling. He wasn't lying. He was completely trapped in bushes. "Move aside!" commanded Lurantis. "Wh_" Lurantis cut through the bushes with her scythes. However, Scyther did the same on the other side. "Well… this is awkward… DON'T KILL ME!" said Chingling, noticing how dirty Scyther's scythes were. "Don't worry… I'd get sued." Said Scyther. "Beautiful. How about we work together, so we can all make it?" asked Lurantis. "Fine… just make sure that we don't run into Ampharos." Said Scyther. "Perfect! Let's go." Said Lurantis, cutting through the front wall of Chinglings area.
"The only reason I'm hanging out with those twerps is because they could help me win, or I could sabotage them. And… Lurantis is pretty." Said Scyther, blushing.
"I'm worried about Decidueye. Why does she want me to sabotage Mudkip? Is she still upset about the team-building challenge? We didn't even get to finish that!" said Kadabra.
Well… this is part 1. I'm super excited about posting this, and the challenge is pretty long. I'm gonna finish it next chapter. Anyway, leave in the reviews: Who is your favorite contestant? Which contestant should be eliminated first? Do you like Genesect or Mewtwo better? Thanks for reading!
- Hyenaboy XD
(S***, I've been influenced by May!)