A/N: BarthVader and I needed some practice, and we felt petty, so we made this.

Six Word Fan Fictions for the Eds (Done Right)

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The scam fell apart, once again. (Barth)

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Ed tried to block the screams. (Barth)

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Double D embraced his tired parents. (Barth)

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"Dorks!" Kevin screamed, as they escaped. (Barth)

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"I don't deserve better." Lee thought. (Barth)

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They said: "Not KevEdd, didn't read." (Dusk)

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The Kanker sisters got character development. (Dusk)

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Eddy left, there was much rejoicing. (Dusk)

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Plank saved the day, once again. (Dusk)

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"Hand over Rolf's chickens now, Ed-boy!" (Barth)

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"Baby shoes. Never worn!" Eddy advertised. (Barth)

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Marie got drunk. Edd didn't resist. (Barth)

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Ed got thrown out. Sarah laughed. (Dusk)

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Everyone hated Sarah. She didn't care. (Dusk)

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Kevin fucked Edd because shut up. (Dusk)

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Ed got bored and fought Godzilla. (Dusk)

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Marie, drunk. Edd, ditto. Separate beddings. (Barth)

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Edd was popular, the others weren't. (Dusk)

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May sighed. "I'm sorry." she mumbled. (Barth)

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Nothing special was under his hat. (Dusk)

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Eddy opened his eyes. "It worked?" (Barth)

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Kevin was happy for once … not! (Dusk)

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Ed ate something, laugh at him. (Dusk)

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"Do not DARE to hurt Sarah." (Barth)

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Sadly, Ed couldn't count to six. (Barth and Dusk)

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The three Eds held on together. (Dusk)