A is for Alter

Although he absolutely adores the Master Emerald to death and back again, Knuckles hates the alter it perches on. It's been defiled and according to the echidna, it will never be the same ever again as long as those two bastards live. He also claims that the oversized gem did not need to witness a thing like that. Why was Knuckles being a drama queen and what did the emerald see? Well, it starts like this...

A blue idiot decides to taunt his boyfriend with his favorite chaos emerald...yes, the green one. Every time the ebony got close the blue idiot would teleport away to see if he would find him again. It was about the eighth encounter today and Shadow wasn't too happy about that. Sonic had on his trademark grin as Shadow neared again, scowling harshly.

"Heya, Shads, if ya keep that up your face'll get stuck how it used to be!"

"Very funny but I don't need the advice of retards..."

"Hey!" Sonic retorted, "if I'm so retarded, how come I've been able to play keep away with you all day?"

"String of luck...and it's about to be clipped..."

"Says who?" a big smile flashed almost as bright as the light from the emerald. "Chaos Control!" His eyes from reflex of the light. When he opened his eyes, he was standing in from of Tails base.

"Ahem..." Sonic's eyes drifted slowly to the black figure next to him.

"Wha? How?"

"I told you, your luck is being snipped."

"We'll see..." and he again enveloped himself in light. This time he was in a flower field he usually took Cream to.

"Want to take another try?"

"What?" he teleported again just to find the same person standing there. Again and again with the same result. "You know, you have the persistence of Amy right about now..."

"I'll pretend you didn't say that hedgehog. Give it up."

"No!" and he then teleported to Angel Island. At arrival he sighed. There he was, standing there as the perfect annoyed being he was. "Damn it..." he huffed. Just as he was about to attempt another Chao Control the emerald was slapped out of his hand. He looked at hit as it hit the ground, quickly feeling that he had joined the emerald there soon enough. Shadow glared down at him with his arms folded. Typical. A lot of Sonic's pranks on Shadow ended like this. As he reached for the gem it was kicked out of range.

"Now Sonic, I believe since this was a game of 'keep away', as you put it, I've earned what I've caught, correct?" he asked, frown curving up ever so slightly. Sonic raised an eye ridge.

"Uh...I don't get where you're going with this..." he commented from the ground. "You caught me, so what?" the ebony's smile grew.

"I see you don't understand..." he walked and crawled over the blue one. "Do you understand now?"

"H-Hold up! I'm no letting you near my ass again! You're a sadist!"

"It is only because I know you can tolerate high amounts of pain Sonic." as true as that was, he didn't need that to be used against him.

"No way! You can forget it!" he grumbled. Shadow latched unto his wrists, pinning him down and rested himself between blue legs.

"I've won, that's established. It's time to make due on my prize..." he chuckled while leaning in to lick the rim of Sonic's muzzle. The azure gave a whine at this, unwillingly encouraging the ebony's behavior. Starting a circular grinding motion in his hips, he smiled into the other's neck. "Stop holding it in. I want to hear them Sonic..."

"What?" he groaned, trying to resist the urge he knew the other was talking about.

"Let me hear how you're enjoying this..." and with a particularly hard thrust, a frustrated moan escaped before he could control it. "Ah, there it is. Let me hear more..." truth be told, Sonic was going nuts. Shadow was pressing all the right nerves. Soon, he gave in, letting it all go shamelessly. The ebony smirked. "I haven't even entered you and you're already enjoying it this much?" Emerald eyes glared into garnet.

"Shut up..."

"Well let's see how loud you get after this..." he teased, an evil smile crossing his visage.

Elsewhere on Angel Island, an echidna approaching the temple stairs, wondering why he could sense ta burst of energy. Upon reaching the start of the stairs he could hear what sounded to be yelling. Figuring it was an emergency, he began a sprint up the stairs. Upon getting to the half point, he could pick up low grunts accompanying the screams. Also... the screaming didn't sound much as if it was derived from pain...and it sounded like a familiar voice. The echidna's eye twitched. He could figure what was going on...he just hoped it wasn't what he thought it was. At the final steps, his suspicions were proven true. He growled as his sharp teeth were bared.

"Are you CRAZY? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" he raged through gritted teeth.

"K-Knuckles!" Sonic shouted, almost as red as the echidna's fur.

"What does it look like?" came the stoic answer from the blank faced Shadow.

"GET THE FUCK OFF THIS ISLAND! YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE!"

"Easily done..." Shadow replied, picking up the stone he kicked away earlier. "We can take our fun elsewhere." and with the raising of his hand and a shout of Chaos Control, they were gone. Knuckles just stared at the place they were lying earlier and frowned.

"The Master Emerald needs a new alter..."