A/N Ok, so my brother and I had this thought…a long time ago. But we only just recently considered the possibility of it being a fanfic. Which, of course, is a marvelous idea, because then you guys can enjoy our weird, crazy minds as well.

So basically what I'm gonna do to explain this weird, wacky, wonderful story to you, is have some of our main characters interview me. I hope it helps give you an idea of what the heck is going on here. But even if it doesn't, it should be entertaining (and that tends to be the point of these things), and you'll figure out what's going on as the story progresses.

I'll introduce you to our interviewers now, I guess. If you don't know who some of these guys are, Google them. I'll tell you what story they're from.

Eragon (I hope you all know who this guy is)

Durza (The Shade from Eragon)

Saruman (The big, bad wizard from Lord of the Rings, hereafter referred to as LOTR)

Legolas (You should all know who he is…but if you don't, he's the most amazing elf in LOTR)

Richard Cipher (Chances are, you have no clue who this freak is. Look up Legend of the Seeker, the TV show)

Darken Rahl ((He's from Legend of the Seeker as well)

Ok, so that's our list of interviewers…two from each starring story.

Disclaimer: The characters' attitudes, attributes, personalities, and all other aspects of these freaks, have been hijacked, and completely perverted from their original selves. So don't be surprised if they seem totally wacked out. Cause they are. For example, Richard Cipher is now "the seeker of fingers and pot roast". Don't ask, just read. My brother's mind is a strange place. But yeah, just don't freak out.

Dang. Long Author's Note. Oh, well, had to be done. If you read the whole thing, I applaud you. Review, and I'll give you a shout-out next chapter

Me: Ok, so you guys ready?

Legolas: Hold on, let me finish…

Me: What the heck are you doing, dude?

Legolas: Brushing my hair. It's so long, and blonde, and beautiful…

Me: Ok, how about the rest of you?

Legolas: Slender and graceful.

Me: I was asking the rest of the guys.

Legolas: …Oh. *Pouts *

Durza: I am ready. *Snickers * Dum-dum?

Saruman: Yeeeeeeeessssss?????

Durza: Are you ready?

Saruman: Yes.

Richard: Heehee.

Darken Rahl: I love it when he does that. Heehee!

Eragon: Dude, what the heck?

Me: Ok, good. Now…are you guys gonna start asking me questions?

Durza: Of course! Do you like cookies?

Me:…Um, yeah, but what does this have to do with anything?

Durza: Everything! I love cookies.

Legolas: I have one.

Me: Yes?

Legolas: Can I borrow your hairbrush?

Me: Uh, sure…why?

Richard: We're supposed to ask the questions, silly.

Me: Gosh, sorry. Here you go, Legolas.

Darken Rahl: Lalalalalala!!!!!!!!

Richard: Can I have your finger?

Darken Rahl: He's pulling on my finger!!!!! Stop it!!!! Stop it!!!!

Me: Guys, cut it out. Or do I need to separate you?

Richard and Darken Rahl: No.

Me: Ok, good.

Eragon: Ok, I have a sensible question.

Me: Ok.

Eragon: Dude, so, like, what's with this Jeff dude?

Me: Um, yeah, see…he's the elf that tells Arwen to come back in Return of the King…when she runs away. The rest of the elves are on their way to the Undying Lands.

Eragon:What's that?

Me: Do you want me to answer your original question?

Eragon: Yeppers.

Me: Ok, so basically, my brother started making fun of him…calling him pathetic and stuff, and so now he's kinda morphed into Arwen's personal attendant…who's just a little stupid and creepy. Kinda gives off a stalker vibe, ya know?

Darken Rahl: *Points at Richard * He's a stalker!

Me: Come on, guys. Questions!

Saruman: Did someone mention cookies?

Durza: *Glares at him, and then shakes his head * That was much earlier, Dum-dum.

Saruman: Yeeeeeessssss??????

Richard: Heehee.

Darken Rahl: I love it when he does that. Heehee!

Legolas: I have one.

Me: Ok

Legolas: Why does Saruman respond when Durza calls him Dum-dum?

Durza: Because it's his true name. And true names don't lie. They tell all about your true self! Right Dum-dum?

Saruman: Yeeeeessssssss?????

Richard: Heehee.

Darken Rahl: I love it when he does that. Heehee!

Saruman: Ok, so why am I Durza's brother?

Me: Cause you were born that way, we just discovered it.

Durza: Really?

Me: No, but come on. You guys make a great pair. Your weirdness, and his stupidity.

Legolas: I like Slim Fast.

Me: Ok, cool…

Legolas: Do you have a problem with that?

Me: No…not at all. Just wondering what that had to do with the subject.

Legolas: Oh, you were talking about food earlier…and I just thought of it.

Eragon: He was busy looking in the mirror.

Darken Rahl: He's touching me!!!!!!

Richard: Am not!!!!

Darken Rahl: Are too!!!

Me: Guys. Do I need to separate you???

Richard and Darken Rahl: No.

Me: Come on, guys. Think. Questions!

Richard: How old is your brother?

Me:…Um, why do you care?

Richard: Maybe he wants to hang out with us!!!

Me: Yeah, sure…

Richard: So how old is he?

Me: He's 13.

Richard: Dang it.

Me: Why?

Richard: Stop it, Rahl!!!!!

Darken Rahl: Heehee.

Eragon: Dude, these guys are weeee-iiird.

Legolas: I refuse to speak to them. I'm going to ignore them.

Me: Why?

Legolas: I'm skinnier, I'm taller, and I have longer hair.

Eragon: I have a question!!!!

Me: Ok?

Eragon: Why is Legolas's dad so weeeeiiiirrrrrrd?

Me: Cuz that's just how he is.

Eragon: But he's OCD!!!! About everything! He gets mad at me when I say 'dude'. And when I say cool beans.

Me: Well, like I said, that's just how he is now.

Durza: *Grins *

Me: What?

Durza: Wait, what? Are you talking to me?

Me: Uh, yeah, kinda.

Durza: Oh, sorry, I was listening to them.

Me: We kinda all are.

Durza: You can hear them too?!?!?!?!?!

Me: Duh, we're in the same room.

Durza: *Looks confused * Ok, now I'm confused. I don't see them anywhere.

Me: Are you blind?

Durza: I guess so…Shut up, I'm not talking to you.

Me: What?

Durza: Oh, they're just being obnoxious again. *Waves hand randomly *

Me: Oooooohhhhhh…I see.

Richard: What? What do you see?!?! I wanna see!!!!!

Darken Rahl: Me too!!!! Let me see!!!!!

Me: He's nuts.

Richard: Who, Rahl? Yeah, he is.

Darken Rahl: Hey!

Me: No, Durza. He hears voices.

Legolas: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! You mean, he's crazy???

Me: Yeah, pretty much.

Saruman: I could have told you that.

Me: Well, you forgot to mention that.

Richard: Tag! You're it! No tag-backs!!!

Darken Rahl: Hey!!!!! No fair!!!!!

Eragon: Dude, so I have a question.

Me: Finally.

Eragon: Hey! I've been asking a bunch of questions!

Me: I know, but nobody else is. Ok, what is it?

Eragon: Where are we gonna live?

Me: With your father.

Eragon: I'm confused

*In the far distance * Luke Skywalker: Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eragon: Dude, what the heck?

Me: Ok, seriously. You'll be back and forth between Middle-earth and Alagaesia.

Eragon: Sweetness.

Richard: I said no tag-backs!!!!!

Me: And you guys…

Richard: Me?

Darken Rahl: Me?

Me: Yeah.

Richard and Darken Rahl: What?

Me: Richard, you sit over there. Rahl, you sit over there.

Richard and Darken Rahl: *Start to cry *

Me: Oh, my gosh.

Richard: I don't wanna live in the corner!!!!!

Darken Rahl: Me neither!!!!!!

Me: No, you guys are gonna be by a duck pond. This is just temporary.

Richard: I like ducks. Is there pot roast there?

Darken Rahl: And fingers? I don't want him pulling mine.

Richard: Yeah, that makes the air smell bad.

Me: Nice. TMI, guys, TMI.

Legolas: That's why I ignore them.

Durza: I find them rather fascinating. Don't you, Dum-dum?

Saruman: Yeeeeeessssss.

Richard: Heehee.

Darken Rahl: I love it when he does that. Heehee!

Me: Wow. You guys are something.

Richard: Are you hitting on me?

Me: Ew. No way, dude.

Richard: Good, because I like Kahlan.

Darken Rahl: I like to poke Richard.

Me: Cool…I guess. No, you know what? I don't care.

Darken Rahl: *Starts to cry * B-b-b-b-but…

Me: And you guys didn't separate, either.

Darken Rahl: *Pounds his head on the table *

Durza: Like I said: fascinating. Fine specimens. Would you like a cookie?

Saruman: Cookie, cookie, cookie!!!!!

Me: Um, sure…

Legolas: I refuse to eat cookies. I might gain fat.

Me: Alrighty then.

Durza: Would the two time-out people like cookies?

Saruman: Yes, yes, yes! Cookie, cookie, cookie!!! Soda pop…? *Starts wandering around randomly *

Me: Ok, well…I guess that's good enough for today. You guys wanna say goodbye?

Richard: *Looks at Darken Rahl and starts crying * Noooooo!!!!!!!!!

Me: To the readers.

Richard: …Oh. Yes!

Me:…So?

Richard: Oh, right! Bye bye!!!!!!!!!

Darken Rahl: I hate goodbyes. *Starts crying *

Durza: Bye! Say bye, Dum-dum.

Saruman: Yeeeeessssss. Bye. Soda pop… *Continues wandering *

Richard: Heehee.

Darken Rahl: I love it when he does that. Heehee!

Legolas: I refuse to speak. I have the right to remain silent.

Me: You're talking right now.

Legolas: No, I'm not!

Me: Yeah, you kinda are. Just say bye.

Legolas: Fine. But I don't mean it.

Me: Ok, whatever. Say it.

Legolas: Fare-well.

Eragon: Dude, what the heck? We're done already? But I had so many questions…

Me: Well, if the readers have questions, then they can reivew (A/N hint, hint) and then we can go over a few more in another interview.

Eragon: Ok, fine…bye, peoples!!!!!

Me: Ok, now my turn…but I still have to write an author's note, so I'll say it there.

Eragon: Dude, what the heck is an author's note?

Me: *Rolls eyes * I'll explain later.

A/N And????? What did you think??? Let me know!!!!!!! Any questions? If you have ANY at all, let me know, and let me know if you want another interview. I can do that next chapter, or I can do it again later on.

Review = Virtual Amazingness, plus a shout-out in the next chapter