Title: Go to Sleep, Daisuke!
Umbrella Series: The Partygames Trilogy!
Chapter One of Five: Kiss, Cuddle or Screw?
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Taisuke
(Implied/Light) Secondary Pairings: Daikeru, Daiken, Daikari
Word Count: 1,262
Author: xxBoppingAllTheWayxx
Disclaimer: I do not own, despite several prayers, Motomiya Daisuke, Takaishi Takeru, Ichijōji Ken, Yagami Hikari or Yagami Taichi. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental, and I certainly have not been spying on you. :-P
Briefest Ever Word of Thanks: My sister, Catie-L., who held a (toy)-gun to my head until I agreed to write this fanfiction!
Warnings: Slash, Smuttiness, Alcohol-Indulgence.
Note: Don't Like? Don't Read! Don't Whine!
Key: Story, "Speech", Emphasis, Emphasis
"Kiss, Cuddle or Screw?" came Hikari's dulcet tones.
The four boys in the room dropped their jaws. It was quite unlike Kari to ever suggest games to play, but it was her sleepover, and who were they to argue, thought Daisuke.
"No way! Don't even think it, Kari…" Her older brother, Taichi, obviously had some problems with this particular party-game.
"What's wrong, Taichi-niichan? Chicken?" Daisuke, Takeru and Ken glanced at each other, as the Yagami siblings continued to bicker, before Ken stepped in.
"Hikari-chan, why don't you start?" Ken tucked a lock of lilac hair behind his ear, blushing slightly as he interrupted the sibling rivalry.
Hikari stuck her tongue out at her brother, who sat down silently next to Daisuke. Kari thought hard for a minute, before speaking quietly.
"Okay… I would kiss Takeru…" she paused as Daisuke snorted under his breath. "…cuddle Ken…" she paused again, as Ken's pale skin flushed and he bit his lip, "…and finally… I would screw… Yamato…"
Taichi started to say something, but the words caught in his mouth. Luckily, Daisuke had managed to overcome his momentary paralysis.
"Yamato-sempai!?" Daisuke's voice had risen an octave, causing Takeru to burst into laughter across the ring of DigiDestined that had accepted Kari's invitation. "B-But…"
Before he could finish his sentence, Hikari piped up again. "Right then, whose next?" Her voice was firm and harsh, and Daisuke could tell that she was regretting her decision of game. "Takeru, you're up…"
Takeru stifled his laughter and inhaled. "Do I really have to do this?" Hikari's glare was more-than-enough to convince him. "Okay, okay… I'd screw Hikari…"
"Hey!" Taichi had grasped T.K.'s collar and had pulled the young teenager towards him, threateningly. "If you think you are ever going out with sister again…" He grinned, showing the group that he was just joking, and let Takeru's collar slip from his grasp.
Gasping for air, and blushing profusely, Takeru continued. "I'd cuddle… Ken, I suppose… and I'd kiss…" He paused, not for dramatic effect, but rather to gather his courage. "I'd kiss Daisuke."
Hikari squealed happily, and threw her arms around T.K. "I am so, so proud of you, Tak!" She squealed again, from the look on Takeru's face, he seemed afraid that she might make his nose bleed.
Taichi and Ken, however, were not focusing on T.K., but rather were staring at Daisuke, awaiting his reaction. Despite the bizarre situation that he found himself suddenly in, Davis couldn't help but smile slightly. This tiny act of acceptance seemed to lighten the moods of the four other people in the room.
"Ken, it's your turn… babe…" Takeru playfully teased Ken, finally perking up after months of melancholy moping.
"Whatever you say… sweetheart…" With every word smothered in sarcasm, Ken accepted his turn. "I suppose… I'd kiss Taichi …"
Taichi's grin faltered, and his skin went bright pink. Daisuke nudged his Sempai and gave him a mischievous wink, and whispered under his breath, "Looks like you're in for a good time, there, Taichi-sempai!"
Ken, oblivious to Daisuke's jokes, continued, his pastel cheeks tingeing scarlet lightly. "I'd cuddle… Takeru" He paused as Kari whooped happily, and T.K. put his arm around Ken's shoulders, affectionately.
"And, without a doubt, I'd screw…" He winced at the bluntness of the word. "Daisuke."
Davis' jaw dropped open, and his eyes slipped out of focus. Returning the earlier gesture, Tai elbowed him and gave a overly-dramatic wink. When he finally regained control of his senses, he saw that Ken had turned pale, was shaking, and deliberately looking away.
"Well, I can't blame you, Ken…" At the sound of Daisuke's voice, Ken looked at his face. "…It's okay, dude, I don't mind…" He watched Ken's face break into a grin, and so flexed his biceps at him, and Takeru. "…After all, I am drop dead gorgeous!"
His four friends burst in hysterics, while Davis folded his arms, feeling slightly hurt. One by one, the other Chosen Children noticed that Daisuke wasn't joining in with their merriment, and so the laughter died down.
Taichi stood and left the circle for a few minutes, and returned holding five freshly-opened bottles of beer. Kari, however, was far from impressed.
"Oniichaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…"
Tai merely looked at her expectantly, and to everyone's surprise, she took one of the bottles from him. Ken, Takeru and Daisuke took three from him, and left Tai with one for himself, allowing him to sit in the circle once more.
He raised his bottle to his lips, and poured a generous measure into his mouth, swallowing without ill effect. Daisuke, understandably impressed, attempted to mimic this, but spluttered and squirted alcohol through his nose as the beverage burned his unprepared throat. This, not surprisingly, sent the group into another bout of hysterics.
Taichi, the first to calm himself, reached over with a napkin and tenderly wiped the beer dribbling down from Daisuke's nose. Daisuke felt himself blushing; he could tell that four pairs of eyes were locked on him, and that made him feel rather uncomfortable, astoundingly.
"Th-Thanks, -Sempai…"
"Dai, for the last time, Taichi… say it… T-A-I-C-H-I…"
"Taichi…" Daisuke nodded, pleased with himself, before whispering under his breath. "…-Sempai…"
Hikari rolled her eyes, impatient and unhappy that no more secrets were being revealed. "Daaaaaviiiiis…"
With a sigh, Daisuke shrugged. "I'd cuddle… well, Ken, s'ppose… seeing as how he picked m— Ow!" Hikari's bunny slipper hit him in the side of the head, and he shot a mock-glare at her. "No, I'd choose Ken… he always seemed cuddly… thinking about it…"
A grin split his face as the violet-haired DigiDestined went distinctly red in the cheeks. Next to him, he felt Taichi stiffen his muscles slightly, and he felt his curiosity pique. Despite this oddity, he continued his list.
"I'd kiss both Takeru and Hikari… that's right… both!"
It was comical to watch the jaws of Hope and Light drop to the ground. Ken let out a small giggle, as he snuggled up to Takeru, and sarcastically remarked. "Now, wouldn't that be fun to watch…"
"That's it… Playtime's over!" Tai's voice filled the room. "Hikari, get your pyjamas on in your room… if any of you boys disturb her changing, I will feed you to SkullGreymon… is that clear?"
They muttered words of "Good night!" and "Pleasant Dreams!" to Taichi-sempai as he left to return to his own room and bed, while they unraveled their sleeping bags. The boys began to change, and Daisuke noticed that both Takeru and Ken were stealing glances at one another. Grinning, he threw off his clothes, and slipped into his bag.
"Aren't you gonna get cold, in just your underwear?" came T.K.'s concerned voice, but Daisuke shook his head, watching as Ken and Takeru finished changing.
As they all settled into their respected sleeping bags, Hikari returned, and Davis' breath caught in his throat. She was wearing pastel-pink silken pyjamas, adorned with kitten images. He grinned when he saw she was wearing an Alice-band to keep her hair out of her face, and that the Alice-band was sporting two large cat-ears.
In Daisuke's opinion, she looked like an overgrown Gatomon, but he wasn't about to risk his life and let her know that.
The light in the room was extinguished, and one by one the Chosen Children drifted off to sleep.
All of them, that is, except Daisuke. His mind was on his last choice. Who would he screw as Hikari had put it? His mind racing, Davis realized that he was not going to be able to sleep until he discovered the answer…
To Be Continued...
This took ages to write, and for that I am really really really sorry! I don't know what's wrong, I seem to have periodic writer's block. I get great ideas in my head, maage to write an opening chapter, and then poof! and I have no idea what I had planned next… read and review.
And a personal shout-out: Shading Source! Your story… wow… Everyone, please read and review "Sights"… please!
A little teaser of what's to come: Chapter Two: Tired Takeru! Daisuke starts his search by asking his one-time rival for his opinion…
Blessed Be,
Joey -x-