Jasper Hale stepped out of his car and shut the door behind him. He smiled as he saw the house looming above him from across the driveway. He was supposed to be on a hunting trip with Carlisle, Esme, and Rosalie, but he missed Alice so much he decided to come home a few days early.
He stepped into the house. "Alice!" he shouted, trying to locate his wife.
She did not reply, but he then heard a strange sound coming from upstairs; a loud thump and Emmett whispering, "shit." He thought maybe Emmett had gotten a little too excited again broken something in him and Rosalie's room. Jasper smiled as he imagined what his sister would say when she returned home and saw the broken piece of furniture.
He went upstairs to offer his assistance in disposing of the evidence. But on his way to Emmett and Rosalie's room, he passed by the one he shared with Alice. To his surprise, she was laying on the bed, naked and sweating.
"Alice! Are you alright?" he asked.
"I'm having a heart attack!" she replied.
He quickly bolted down the staircase and picked up the phone to call for help when a small figure ran straight into the back of his legs, hugging them tightly.
"Uncle Jasper, Uncle Jasper!" said Renesmee excitedly, looking up at him with a look of panic in her large brown eyes.
He picked her up and hugged her. "Hi, Renesmee," he smiled warmly. "I have an important call to make. I'll play with you later."
"Uncle Jasper, Uncle Emmett is in you and Aunt Alice's room hiding in your closet, and he has no clothes on!"
Jasper dropped the phone and ran upstairs where, sure enough, he found Emmett cowering in his closet with a panicked look on his face.
"Emmett!" Jasper screamed angrily, making Emmett flinch and cower down even more. "How dare you run around naked scaring Renesmee while Alice is having a heart attack!"
Jasper shot up in his bed, covered in sweat. He looked next to him to see Alice sleeping peacefully. He got up slowly, walking to look in the closet. Emmett, of course, was not there.
Jasper walked down the hallway, peering into Emmett and Rosalie's room. Emmett was laying curled up next to Rosalie, his arm wrapped around her waist. As he did every night.
Jasper walked back to his room and laid back down in bed.
"Damn that Jacob and his stupid blonde jokes," he muttered.
A/N: I just thought this would be a funny idea to take this joke and make it into Jasper having a nightmare. I know the vampires in the Twilight Saga don't sleep or sweat. But I couldn't resist writing this anyway. haha
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