Violet: Hi guys! So… since I hardly update ANY of my stuff, I thought I could get someone else to do it when I can't. But then I realised that the person I was asking to update was really good at writing fanfics themselves, so I thought they could just share half of my account! And update my stuff as well! So this is a fanfiction written by the new person, Tears!
They collapsed into the room together. They clung to each other, stumbling to the bed. Sweat covered their bodies as they slowly stripped each other of clothes. They ground their naked bodies against each other, earning a moan from their partner. Both reached up for the condom. They grabbed it at the same time. They stopped their actions. Then looked each other in the eye.
"What are you doing?" they asked each other. Then they slowly realised their partner's action. They glared at each other.
"You're not sticking your thing into me," growled Ranma, holding his grip on the condom. Have Ryoga in him? Nope. No way.
"And why do you think that you are the seme?" Ryoga shot back, pulling the condom closer. Have Ranma in him? Never in a million years.
"I have the seme body, of course!" Ranma replied, snatching the condom out of Ryoga's hands, looking triumphant. Ryoga reached over and snatched it back.
"Yeah, right! I don't think so! You're part girl; you should be the one getting it!" he sneered, looking smug. Ranma blushed, and stared daggers at Ryoga.
"Well, FINE!" he yelled. "If you're gonna be like that, I'm leaving!" Ryoga scowled.
"Not before me you won't!" he yelled back. And both males left the room, despite their throbbing members, ignoring all stares at them as they left the hotel.
Meanwhile, a very bored Akane was sitting at the hotel restaurant. Where had Ranma and Ryoga gone? They had both said they were going to the bathroom. But at the same time? And they did look a little… odd. And, was it just her imagination, or were the two boys… flirting with each other? She shook her head. No, these two were mortal enemies: No way…
Tears: So… yeah. I wrote this. And I don't care if you don't appreciate this account being split. I'm here now. Bitch. Review, and what not…
Tears-san