A/N: Hello! This story is co-authored by my friend, Sabrina, otherwise known as BunnyFrogManiaXD. It uses her OCs, Charlotte and Invader S. Charlotte is a SIR Droid with purple eyes and a bow. Invader S, or S, as we shall call her, is an Irken female. They are OCs that belong to BunnyFrogManiaXD. Invader Zim is copyrighted by Jhonen Vasquez. The only thing I own is the plot. Begin!
"Hello, Zee!" the voices exclaimed. "You are quite tall! You will go to planet Baff, home of the candy cane forests." An overjoyed Invader Zee scampered off, dragging his SIR Droid behind him. The Tallest called up the next Invader.
"Invader S! Invader S?" they called. A medium sized Irken female stepped up. She scowled at being the last one in line-she had a massive ego, and was hoping to get started as soon as possible. "A girl? You're a GIRL?" The Tallest were hysterical with laughter.
"Girls can't invade!" they yelled. S resisted the temptation to smash their two sexist heads together, and instead just gritted her teeth. She then pulled out her Irkerola phone (Irkerola is the most popular Irken cell phone company. They also are the only one, but that's besides the point.) and pretended to dial her Father's number. Her Father was the most powerful Irken on Irk. He was very influential, and could have the Tallest's heads cut off at the snap of a tendril. She began to talk very loudly on the phone.
"Hello, Dad? Those meanie Tallest aren't letting me be an Invader! You say that you will have their heads?" she said into the dial tone. The Tallest started shifting back and forth, finding a new interest in the ceiling of the Invader hall they now stood in. "Okay, Daddy! I'll let you take care of them!" At this the Tallest jumped up and said that they had just changed their minds. S got a smug look on her face. This is going to be good, she thought.
The Tallest went over to the pile of SIRs. It was empty. Upon realizing what this meant, the Tallest's minds started feeling a mixture of fear and moisture in their lower regions. In a panic, they grabbed some leftover parts from a defective SIR they had given away earlier and stitched them together into something vaguely passable. They handed it off to an unimpressed Invader. She started shaking it, causing its eyes to light up in a strange purple color. "CIR, reporting for duty!" yelled the SIR in a distinctly female voice. "CIR?" asked S. "What's the C stand for?"
"IIIII DOOOOOOOOOOON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" it yelled. It then recited the first five digits of pi and promptly fell asleep. S had to shake it some more before it would wake up and remember where it was. S gave the Tallest a strange look. "What's my mission?" asked S.
This the Tallest were not prepared for. "Uhmmm… Err… Here!" You could almost see the wheels turning in their heads as they pointed at the screen, which had a large blue and green sphere on it. "Planet… EEEEAARTUHHUUU… Is that how it's pronounced?" They then explained that they had sent an Irken to that planet, and had recently found out that he was not doing a very good job. They sent her to "Take care" of him, causing S to grin maliciously. She couldn't wait to get rid of this foolish Invader and reclaim "EEEEAARTUHHUUU" as her own. With that, she marched out of the hall, picking CIR up off the floor as she went. The Tallest stared at each other, shaking their heads. What have we done? they thought.
Meanwhile, in her ship, the Plasma Lounge, she was discussing her plan with CIR. CIR was being given an automated massage, while S was drinking a milkshake. "So, CIR" she said to CIR. "We'll just get rid of this incompetent slug that calls himself an Invader and crush him! Then we'll see if girls can't invade!" She laughed diabolically, accidentally choking on a clump of milkshake and coughing. Suddenly the ship started shaking. She looked outside and saw that everything around her was becoming white-hot. Irk didn't have a very strong atmosphere, and didn't realize what this meant. There was a large "THWUMP!" and then everything went black.
A/N: Hope you liked the first chapter! Sorry it's so short, but I just wanted to set everything up. Chapters in future will be longer!