Dear Muggles from all over the world,
As you may have guess from this bright red envelope, you are being sent a Howler. Now, you may or may not recognize the voice behind the deep vexation, but it is I, Ginevra Molly POTTER. Now, my dear and very interesting brother, Ron, has informed me of some of the odd things he read about me on that Muggle invention, 'compodor'. Honestly, the way he reacted was as if you all made me out to be some sort of 'scarlet woman'. Well, I assure you, if you have, this is NOT the reason I'm sending you a Howler.
First, I must ask. Do you not believe in happy ending? What have you got against Harry and I being together. Excuse me, but if you didn't notice while you were obsessing over Muggle celebrities and Ron and Hermione's extremely exhausting yet cute love affairs then you may have noticed that it took me SIX YEARS to get that bespeckled blockheaded idiot to notice me! And what do you do to give me props for all of my heartbreak? Write about the love of my life, the reason of my existance ditching me for a MAN.
Which brings me to the MAN at hand. Of all people, Malfoy? Really, bitches? Really? DRACO MALFOY? You do realize that you're putting him with THE Malfoy, not that quite attractive Muggle, right? You know, Malfoy! Evil git, platnum blond hair, looks like a baboon's backside, breath like a troll. THAT Malfoy. I mean COME ON, you could have at least put him with Ron. At least that makes sense, they're already attached like a two (or three) headed dog.
But then, this is an insult to ME. You guys have my husband leave me for another man, make me a ditzy, alcoholic, slag and the list goes on. But it's mostly hearbreaking because this is ME. 5'2", mean Bat Bogey Hex, 6 brothers, kick ass chaser, opener of the chamber of secrets, pined after Harry for 5 years, dueled that Bellatrix bitch, Ginny. I lived up the mother f-ing story! And how do you repay me?
I'm just saying, if Harry James Potter ever left me for man, especially MALFOY, he would soon regret it. So to wrap up, I don't fucking appreciate this bullshit. The sidekick's younger sister doesn't get left alone in any movies or other series, so why should I? What kind of illness do you have? Not the same thing as phlegm I hope.
If it wasn't against Wizarding law I would Bogey Hex you all.
Ginevra Molly POTTER
A/N: This is not a reflection of my feelings about Drarrys, but merely a look inside of Ginny's mind if she knew what we were reading/writing about her husband.