Zero's Bath
Since Usa-chan is so persistent at wanting this story, I shall post it!
And yes, I take requests… (If it's within reason) on both story ideas and drawings on deviant art!
~Cross Academy-Early Morning…
*Zero's POV
It was a normal day…dealing with the stupid girls fawning over the stupid vampires….
Stupid Kuran…Stupid Headmaster…Stupid Yuki…Stupid Master…Stupid, Stupid, Stupid School.
I sighed heavily. Well…Yuki's not stupid like the rest of them…but she can get really annoying with her big eyes…
I blushed as I opened the bathroom door, closing the door and locking it behind me.
Damn…why can't I stop thinking about her?
I walked over to the bathtub and turned on the water, sighing as I took off my shirt.
Stupid Tub…Stupid broken shower…Stupid lazy Headmaster…
I reached in the tub, submerging my hand completely. Frowning, I pulled my hand out and turned the hot water up higher.
Stupid Hot water…Stupid bathroom…stupid dorm baths never open in the morning…
I let the water fill up to a reasonably point, and then undressed quickly…jumping in the water as quickly as I could.
Stupid water still isn't warm…
I looked around, searching for the soap…finally finding it….however…It was Yuki's…
Stupid Pink Soap…Stupid girl color…Stupid everything…
I bathed quickly, wanting to get to my room as soon as I could, hoping that I had some cologne in my room that could overpower the lilac scent of Yuki's soap.
Stupid Lilac…Stupid girly soap…
*Headmaster's POV
"Yuki, have you seen Zero?" I asked.
Yuki looked at me. "Umm…He's in the bathroom. I went by there and the door was locked."
"Ok, thank you, Yuki! Oh, and if you needed a bath, go ahead and use the guest one."
I walked off to the bathroom door, knocking lightly on it. "Oh Kiryu-kun? You almost done, I need to have a word with you."
…no answer, I wondered if he couldn't hear.
Right before I knocked again, I heard a disturbing sound.
"Yuki….Damn it Yuki…why won't you understand? Why won't you love me back?" A low moan followed his words.
What the-?
"Damn it Yuki, don't you" He moaned again, this time louder. "See that I love you? Why won't you" A louder moan came from him, and the words following it were raspy. "Love me back?" His breathing sounded pained, as if he couldn't quite catch his breath.
I knocked louder. "KIRYU-KUN!" I yelled.
"ARGH! WHAT THE HELL? DAMN IT YOU STUPID HEADMASTER! CAN'T I HAVE EVEN A MINUTE OF PRIVACY?"
"Kiryu-kun…I need to talk to you…Can you hurry?"
"FINE!" He growled. "I was coming anyway."
~END
O.o Sorry….I know it was pervy, but When I completed this story…I realized that it wasn't quite as funny as Yuki's Bath was…but it may have been pervy-er…. (lol is that a word?)
And LOL ewww! What was he doing in there? *laughs* you can think about that one and fantasize if you wish…
Well, I hope you liked it anyway….Thanks for reading! Please review! (No hate mail plz)